Britney Spears may stay in Kentwood – permanently!

June 20th, 2008 // 81 Comments

Britney Spears is selling her house, but where she moves next might not be in California. (God, holy shit you’re real!) Her mom Lynne filed a statement in Britney’s ongoing 10-month-old hit and run case where she was driving without a valid license. In the statement, Lynne spells out that Britney wishes to move back to Louisiana. In case you’re wondering why Lynne filed a declaration, Britney’s still considered mentally incompetent. Ha ha, law BURN. E! Online reports:

Lynne goes on to say that while her daughter “has spent a majority of her time over the last five years in the state of California,” she only did so out of necessity both in part for her work and “primarily with respect to a custody dispute currently ongoing. Although Britney has owned her house in Beverly Hills for more than a year, she has also owned her Louisiana residence for eight years…Britney still intends to return to Louisiana.”

The above pictures are Britney buying smokes outside the hospital where Jamie Lynn gave birth yesterday. And, no the peyote hasn’t kicked in yet, she’s actually wearing a bra. Guess the kinfolk don’t take kindly to those sweater hounds swingin’ yonder. Which is polite Southern talk for: “I sees me another nipple ain’t got no NASCAR number in the fo-cinity, I reckon I’ll fetch my gun.” When in Rome, Britney.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. Big Joe

    Oh yea…I’d still hit it….she’s a dirty leg southside!!!!

  2. Zukyia

    Why is she wearing boots in June? Ew, her feet are ridiculously sweating in those things :-{

  3. She's done

    Have any of you people sayin she looks good and shit actually looked into those eyes? I mean that is not a normal expression. I think Brit cares way less about the way she looks than most people on here. If she is not even competent enough to file legal papers on her own behalf , I think “looking hot” is the least of her problems. Her career is over ,since it was the pressure to preform that made he nuts in the first place. and at this point I think she will be lucky to just stay out of an instituion.

  4. Thegrayway

    Oh, and the omnipresent grease stain. Does that girl have any clean clothes or is she just that much of a pig?

  5. momi amtesh

    i am wants marry to britney

    the breast is very lovely

  6. gossipgal

    She needs 2 say ther and get som ehelp wit her self!

  7. brit is a hick but she's stayin in CA

    This sounds like a legal issue — Brit wants to establish Louisiana as her domiciliary so she can avoid being sued in the plaintiff-friendly state of CA. It’s just legal jargon!

  8. boo

    Seriously, would anyone look twice at a girl who looked like this if they saw her on the street?Just because she managed to put on a bra and her hair looks fairly clean, people think she looks good? REALLY???

  9. Jim Dinnison

    Britney and her sister should have been required to watch The Baby Borrowers on NBC!

    http://www.nbc.com/The_Baby_Borrowers/video/#mea=262962

  10. gotmilk?

    wow, #20, we’ve never heard that one before.

  11. mixedsugar

    hey, at least she looks better than amy winehouse. tho brit looks a lil rough…with all her $ she should go get some work done. oh well, she’s still pretty. Love ya Brit!!!

  12. Boricua

    Seriously, the superficial poster, Cajun’s don’t talk like that…. Maybe people in Hollywood pretending to be Southern talk like that, but Southerns and Cajuns, of all people, don’t talk like that…….. Well, Britney does say “Y’all!” a lot…. :P

  13. Boricua

    Seriously, the superficial poster, Cajun’s don’t talk like that…. Maybe people in Hollywood pretending to be Southern talk like that, but Southerns and Cajuns, of all people, don’t talk like that…….. Well, Britney does say “Y’all!” a lot…. :P

  14. roop

    Stay in Kentwood, petition for legislation that will protect you against paparazzi (I’m sure you’re neighbors would gladly oblige) and live your life in peace.

  15. DANICA

    GOOD. WE DONT NEED HER HEAR. HER SIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON BABY BORROWERS!

  16. Michelle

    looks like her zipper is half down…

  17. alenka

    Why does she always have stains on her clothing?? Somebody needs to do a sweet montage of her stains.

  18. Governor Huey Long

    I see that Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy sploogied on Britney’s sweater. Can’t that guy keep it holstered for five minutes?

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  21. yo know why?
    CALIFORNIA DON’T WANT HER ANY LONGER!!
    That’s it folks!!

  22. mafme

    When she’s dressed like a normal person (boots excepted), she’s kind of decent looking. I mean, if I didn’t know who she was, I might hit on her a little… until she talked, anyway.

  23. kristen

    It is pretty offensive the way everyone refers to the South. I’ve lived in New Orleans, Louisiana my entire life and never once have I spoken the way you are describing Southerners. Try not to be too ignorant next time.

  24. anonymous

    her fly is ALWAYS down, because she can’t zip her jeans all the way up, she wears them 2 sizes too small

  25. g

    she has the ugliest droopy eyes I ever did see, and a fat beefy bull neck.

  26. OhBritBrit

    Wow, her neck just gets wider and wider. Looks like a fullback in drag, that one.

    Between that, the eternally present stain on her shirt, the sweaty UGH boots and her fly being down, I’d say she’s just one spittle stream from a padded cell.

    Girl ain’t coming back. She might as well return to the trailer.

  27. The Listener

    So what? She’s got a stain on her shirt again and she’s wearing boots again.

    She still looks better than she has in a while and not at all crazy. That’s a MAJOR step up from before.

  28. Belle83

    she looks extremely pissed that the paps are there

  29. whatever

    75- not really. you’re probaby a chinese girl with a goose neck, so you think you are hot.

  30. Jessica

    She looks good here…except for the stain.

    God, you almost had it Britney!

  31. douchebag Mcgee

    Christ, as if living in louisiana isn’t degrading enough,
    this bitch is coming back?
    Someone get my helmet specially modified to maintain my I.Q.
    You know what?
    Fuck it.
    I’m moving out of the country.

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