Britney Spears is selling her house, but where she moves next might not be in California. (God, holy shit you’re real!) Her mom Lynne filed a statement in Britney’s ongoing 10-month-old hit and run case where she was driving without a valid license. In the statement, Lynne spells out that Britney wishes to move back to Louisiana. In case you’re wondering why Lynne filed a declaration, Britney’s still considered mentally incompetent. Ha ha, law BURN. E! Online reports:
Lynne goes on to say that while her daughter “has spent a majority of her time over the last five years in the state of California,” she only did so out of necessity both in part for her work and “primarily with respect to a custody dispute currently ongoing. Although Britney has owned her house in Beverly Hills for more than a year, she has also owned her Louisiana residence for eight years…Britney still intends to return to Louisiana.”
The above pictures are Britney buying smokes outside the hospital where Jamie Lynn gave birth yesterday. And, no the peyote hasn’t kicked in yet, she’s actually wearing a bra. Guess the kinfolk don’t take kindly to those sweater hounds swingin’ yonder. Which is polite Southern talk for: “I sees me another nipple ain’t got no NASCAR number in the fo-cinity, I reckon I’ll fetch my gun.” When in Rome, Britney.
cate | June 20, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Y’ALLLLLLLLL
Lola | June 20, 2008 at 12:05 pm
HA… Good, keep this stupid girl there so she can get some help
cate | June 20, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Oh yeah, and nice stain… don’t wanna know how you got that.
Mike Oxbhig | June 20, 2008 at 12:07 pm
ahhh…shes needs to move here with me. Her and her sister.
The Fonz | June 20, 2008 at 12:11 pm
You know, it’s been a while since it’s been said, but she looks doable in these pics. Maybe it’s just the fact that she’s not showing off her nasty ass belly or thighs, or maybe it’s the wake and bake, but i’d hit it. Just sayin.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 20, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Yea Mike, they can move with you and Ill take their boyfriends. They can come live with me in my doublewide in rural NY.
havoc | June 20, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Probably the best thing for her……
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havoc | June 20, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Probably the best thing for her……
.
momo | June 20, 2008 at 12:16 pm
wonder what those feet smell like in those boots…..
Ted from LA | June 20, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Are they expecting snow?
http://www.VoteRobot.org | June 20, 2008 at 12:18 pm
when was the last time she was photographed without a stain on her shirt?
my comment | June 20, 2008 at 12:21 pm
LOVE the ‘ATM Inside’ sign right next to her head in the first pic.
Oveta | June 20, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Louisiana in June is perfect capri/snow boat weather
Ted from LA | June 20, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I can’t get over the boots. She really puts the “ick” in hick.
Dave C | June 20, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Her fly’s down. Love that.
And yes, I’d hit that. Hard and often. And unapologetically.
Boston_Freek | June 20, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Pic #1 EWWWWWWWWW wax that ‘stache
Boston_Freek | June 20, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Pic #1 EWWWWWWWWW wax that ‘stache
FRIST!!! | June 20, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Nice cumstains on her shirt..
Auntie Kryst | June 20, 2008 at 12:31 pm
The swamp rat is moving back to be with her kinfolk.. I think I hear cheering from California all the way here in the midwest..
WhatsTheDeal | June 20, 2008 at 12:35 pm
“You can take the girl out the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out the girl.”
Jimbo | June 20, 2008 at 12:36 pm
@18 At least it is not hanging from her chin..
Carrie | June 20, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I think the fact that she’s wearing furry boots in the middle of the summer in Louisiana is enough to send her to the looney bin.
kirk | June 20, 2008 at 12:39 pm
so she might stay in Kentwood….
WHOOOOOO CARES?!?
amy | June 20, 2008 at 12:46 pm
she could use a little “spray and wash” on that shirt. yuck
mimi | June 20, 2008 at 12:48 pm
BRITNEY ROCKS and ALL YOU HATERS SUK FISH -GUTZ!
veggi | June 20, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Shout it out Britney! SHOUT IT OUT!!!
Brit “Stain! Get outta my shirt!!”
Anonymous | June 20, 2008 at 12:53 pm
PLEASE MOVE!! PLEASE!!!
Signed,
California
Deacon Jones | June 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm
NEXT!
Take us out this Friday with some T&A Fish! I didnt get my morning rubout session in today
Auntie Kryst | June 20, 2008 at 12:58 pm
@26 That’s funny!! Now you got me thinking about that classic Honeymooner’s bit. First, address the ball. “Helllooo ball.”
veggi | June 20, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Yeah, Deacon, we all needed to know that..
venomlemon | June 20, 2008 at 1:10 pm
britney looks fantastic :)
venomlemon | June 20, 2008 at 1:10 pm
britney looks fantastic :)
Ted from LA | June 20, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Honeymooner’s… best show in the history of television. Bang zoom…
Randal | June 20, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Veggi dear,it isn’t in good taste to offend another person’s sexuality is it? We all have many choices regarding pleasure and self pleasure. Let’s just hope Deacon makes the right one.
Randal
Jimbo | June 20, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Hey Veggie, how are you doing?
Deacon Jones | June 20, 2008 at 1:15 pm
uhhh…..
Grunion | June 20, 2008 at 1:15 pm
She has the feral eyes of a hunted animal. That is not the look of a sane person.
Our girl Britney may be seriously mentally damaged. I think the only “comeback” in her future is her journey back to saneness. Which may or may not happen. Either way I’m good.
veggi | June 20, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Dear Randal,
huh?
Regards,
Veggi
Hi Jimbo!!
Tom | June 20, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Thanks God. Moving away from LA will save her sanity, and mine, because I really am starting to hate reading about her. Yeah, she’s a train wreck, yeah, she sucks, but we don’t need to hear that every single day. There has to be more people out there to read about.
Jimbo | June 20, 2008 at 1:25 pm
@34 What make you think Deacon is right handed? Maybe he will make the left one..
Alex | June 20, 2008 at 1:26 pm
NASCAR originated in Florida.
beefytee | June 20, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I swear to god she used to be smoking fuckin hot,,,remember?
TS | June 20, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I can’t decide who I hate more. Randal or Mimi.
It’s Friday, I’ve got the first round…
Randal, what’ll you have? A Cothmo? Or perhapth a buttery nipple?
xyz | June 20, 2008 at 1:31 pm
PIC #1
wtf?! did her head shrink or did her neck swell up?
Deacon Jones | June 20, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Mostly right handed, unless Im feeling a little frisky
Isaac Mizrahi | June 20, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Wow, Britney is 90 days away from looking hot. All she needs is a trainer, a little diet help, and she will be back to hawtness. I mean, her skin actually looks semi-normal. She just needs to lose the awful boots.
Hey Randal, got any fashion tips for Brit today?
goddess | June 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm
if it weren’t for those fucking ridiculous space boots, she wouldn’t look that bad! her hair looks real, her top is cute and her boobs like ok! good job, britney.
spaceyQQQ | June 20, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Does she have stains on the front of her shirt or is that dirt spots on my computer?
erin | June 20, 2008 at 2:11 pm
It just occurred to me why you’re always hearing about 14-year-old girls getting knocked up by 40-year-old men down south – the men don’t have any choice. All their women start off as slutty, reasonably hot teenagers, but then turn into *this* as soon as they hit their twenties. (She’s what, 24?) Obviously the solution is to change any statutory laws in states below the Mason-Dixon line to 10 years below what they previously were.
Big Joe | June 20, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Why does everyone hate on the South? A real example of Southern Women are the cheerleaders in the SEC…not Brit-Brit. And NASCAR is a billion dollar+/year business.