has posted a 19-second clip off PornoTube that’s allegedly from a Britney Spears sex tape featuring her in dark hair giving Kevin Federline a blowjob. I’m not an expert on Britney Spears’ face or K-Fed’s penis so I can’t make any claims to its validity, but you can check out the 100% NSFW clip and judge for yourself. Although be warned, because if it is real then after seeing it you will never again in your life be able to honestly say you haven’t seen Kevin Federline’s naked penis.
UPDATE: A ton of readers reached into their encyclopedic knowledge of porn and wrote in saying this isn’t Britney, but just some random amateur girl from a super long time ago. Yay for perverts!
I don’t work for any bands. I’m a freelance photographer, and full time college student at New College (a school you have to be almost genius to be accepted into), and I do mostly action shots of bands performing, which requires SKILL, and I develop my own film. I’ve had pictures published in Rolling Stone, Alternative Press, Blender, Guitar Player Magazine, and Hit Parader. I’ve been at this since I was 14. What were you doing between 14-20 that required any kind of skill other than getting gang banged by your school’s chess team (the football team probably wouldn’t look twice at you)? And I do hang out and party with them and normally my BOYFRIEND is there with me. My boyfriend’s dad also happens to be a celebrity hair stylist, Gary Glossman…cuts hair for Lenny Kravitz, Bono, etc. So I’ve gotten to hang out with and photograph U2 (you’re right, only no name bands that no one’s heard of). In fact, Bono flies into our little beach community in Sarasota, FL just to get his hair cut by him. I could list about 150 bands that I’ve photographed, most of them are famous (or were when I photographed them), including Nickelback, My Chemical Romance, Primus, The Used, Puddle of Mudd, Korn, even Pearl Jam, etc. And some aren’t exactly famous, but well known among the music scene, like Every Time I Die, Buckethead, Senses Fail, Mindless Self Indulgence, Unwritten Law, etc.
What is it exactly that makes you “superior” to me? The fact that you’re old? You have kids? You work behind a desk all day at a job so boring that you spend all your time on this site? The fact that you wish so badly you could get a taste of the good life celebs live?
And just so you know, most of the posts that were posted that time were not even me. Those pics weren’t of me, and pretty much everything after those pics wasn’t me. Some fucktard thought it would be funny to steal my name and put words in my mouth, which is more childish than anything I’ve said or done on this site.
I hardly ever comment on here, but from now on when I do, I’ll make it a point to get a rise out of you, which I also seem to be good at. Toodles.
Wait, can you repeat that? You lost me at I.
I do so enjoy getting a rise out of you because you always seem to need to make yourself feel better by posting about how “exciting” your life is, when we all know it’s BS. Nobody takes a 19 year old seriously, with the exception of some “famous” people who prefer to get blow jobs from someone they know won’t prosecute for rape because it makes them feel loved to suck on “famous” cock. You are truly a loser, I can’t wait til you show up dead in a vegas hotel room from an OD covered in various men’s semen. tee hee hee…
oh and cock & balls makeover, you can check out the Jude Law / Sienna Miller thread from Monday, 11/13 to see the fame you so desperately desire that I have given you.
toodles!
looks fake…
Oh had forgotten about this, I know this is so old, but I never learned it was fake…
Whoever she is she looks like she would need some tips… blow job tips