Britney Spears may or may not have a sex tape

November 8th, 2006 // 105 Comments

has posted a 19-second clip off PornoTube that’s allegedly from a Britney Spears sex tape featuring her in dark hair giving Kevin Federline a blowjob. I’m not an expert on Britney Spears’ face or K-Fed’s penis so I can’t make any claims to its validity, but you can check out the 100% NSFW clip and judge for yourself. Although be warned, because if it is real then after seeing it you will never again in your life be able to honestly say you haven’t seen Kevin Federline’s naked penis.

UPDATE: A ton of readers reached into their encyclopedic knowledge of porn and wrote in saying this isn’t Britney, but just some random amateur girl from a super long time ago. Yay for perverts!

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Comments (105)

  1. annie | November 8, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    oh god! nooo!!!

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  2. happy hands club | November 8, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    I can’t look at it. Damn!

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  3. seyoboy | November 8, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    They all have home made movies

    http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/

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  4. chicketieboo | November 8, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    BSLTC

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  5. bito | November 8, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    I wonder if she will make her comeback as a porn star?!!!

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  6. NotANiceGirl | November 8, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    He’s the spreminator- why put that anywhere near your body again Brit!!! It’ll find a way to knock you up

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  7. PapaHotNuts | November 8, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    That’s a terrible blowjob. She’s just licking the head. Let Papa give you proper direction.

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  8. jrzmommy | November 8, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    Who do you think could have released this? Hmm…………I can’t think of someone who has such animosity for Britney Spears that they would release such a private, intimate video tape. Who on earth would ever want to drag her through the mud like this?

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  9. PunjabPete | November 8, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    IT took him one day to release this to the world… SCUMBAG…

    Oh, and that is definitely BS. Look at the nose and the tongue (think other videos shes done)…

    She looks like she gives a good hummer… Good for her…

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  10. Mojo | November 8, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    that would be one hell of a coincidence(yea right) that the day after she breaks up with k-fed a sex tape is released.

    http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

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  11. PunjabPete | November 8, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    #7 – That is only 19 seconds… Give her a chance… Cuz she sure seems like she has gusto for the job….

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  12. BEAM | November 8, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    It’s impossible to tell if it’s really Brittney in that clip. All you can really tell is that it’s a white girl and guy. I would guess that it probably isn’t even her.

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  13. PrettyBaby | November 8, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    1st of all- Where’s kristin? Alright, yes, k-Fed does have a big cock. I will admit it.

    Yes jrzmommy, I too WONDER WHO would have done such a thing? WHO could it possibly be to have been that hurt?

    Yes, Papa, bad BJ. She can’t deepthroat obviously. Ha! In so many ways, I am superior…

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  14. jrzmommy | November 8, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    Well then…this certainly makes the McCartney/Mills divorce seem…polite.

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  15. RichPort | November 8, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    Damn you Papa and Jrz!!! You both stole my thunder at exactly the same minute… damn you!!!

    Earl had this all planned… gets dumped via text WHILE being filmed… convinces Brit to give the diamond back… then, just when she seems like she’s back on top, independent and confident… BAAAM!!! Suddenly a hummer tape… that is one fucking clever little leech, that Earl…

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  16. Don Boogie | November 8, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    If Gay-Fed thinks this will hurt her career, he’s dumber than I thought…sex tape = gold.

    And dayum, girl looks like she knows her way around a cock, don’t she?

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  17. RichPort | November 8, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    PrettyBaby – Sweetie, if you think that’s a big schlong, we can never meat, er, I mean meet… I constantly get accused of trying to smuggle a shotgun where ever I go…

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  18. jrzmommy | November 8, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    This makes Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler’s divorce look like a pillow fight.

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  19. reptilicus | November 8, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    I’m sure the full version will be released the day the divorce is final.

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  20. LindsaysLeftLabia | November 8, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    Dang! First those delicious pics of her rack and now this!
    That Kleenex truck can’t get here fast enough!

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  21. PrettyBaby | November 8, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    Oh yes, It is defintely her, no doubt. The nose everything. Or it is an impersonator. Shit, K-Fed is playing dirty now. I may have to begrudgingly say good move! This could be fun, everyone.

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  22. LilRach | November 8, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    Damn i can’t watch that kind of shit at work!
    I can just see all the dirty tapes coming out now – all the x-rated stuff that was edited from their reality show. Let the show begin!

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  23. LindsaysLeftLabia | November 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    P.S. Can you see any of BS’s rack in the clip?

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  24. Devil Is Chrome | November 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    I know what kind of blowjob that is! That’s a “please cum already, I have something better to do” blow job”.

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  25. Brain Embolism | November 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    That’s Britney Rears!

    http://www.britneyrears.com/

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  26. poonhead | November 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    This is NOT Britney. I saw this video maybe 4 years ago. If there was audio you’d hear J Lo being played in the background. But yea, I saw it before they were ever together, years before her hair was dark etc. I promise it is fake.

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  27. mrs.t | November 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    Somewhere in L.A., Joe Simpson is cursing himself. Jessica gives WAY better head than that, and he has tons of amazing footage to prove it.

    Sadly, he’s even worse at PR than Brit’s mom.

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  28. jrzmommy | November 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    No wonder there was so much press about there not being a sex tape a few days ago….Brit’s preemptive move in case just this kind of thing happened.

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  29. HollyJ | November 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    I bet he had this film put aside to blackmail and control her, and she finally couldn’t take it and called his bluff.

    No wonder she seemed so glazed and stiff on David Letterman. I bet she knew this sucker would hit the web only hours after she filed.

    What a stupid bitch. NEVER NEVER NEVER put ANYTHING on film. Will these dumbasses never learn?

    K-Fed is such a douchebag.

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  30. assfacecocknocker | November 8, 2006 at 12:36 pm

    porn is kool. does anyone else think this guys cock is a bit small (compared to my gynormeously mammoth wang.)

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  31. PrettyBaby | November 8, 2006 at 12:36 pm

    #17 Holy Kielbasa!! If I have to beg for a peek, damn you Rich I will.

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  32. PapaHotNuts | November 8, 2006 at 12:38 pm

    That can’t be K-Fed. That penis is white.

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  33. PrettyBaby | November 8, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    Alright and I will clarify- I guess after a second peek (for purely educational reasons) I have decided that it isn’t THAT big. Okay, dammit and if you all can offer me something better, let’s see what ya got.

    @24 Oh yeah, When the hand comes out, you want that fucker to come.

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  34. Brain Embolism | November 8, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    Ha! Ha! The SuperFish cruises porn sites!

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  35. mrs.t | November 8, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    Papa, it may be white on the outside, but it’s soul is pure sexual chocolate.

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  36. twzzlrgirl | November 8, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    If this is K-Fed trying to “get back at” Brit, it’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Wife gives husband blow job — OOOOhhh — sounds like something that should make headlines. So what?? Brit licking a penis will give millions of guys hard-ons all over the planet.

    Nice try, K-Fed. Next he’ll release pics of her playing with the kids, making a great Sunday dinner, and reciting the Declaration of Independence backwards. That’ll show her!

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  37. commissioner | November 8, 2006 at 12:48 pm

    #33

    You ain’t wrong.

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  38. Missallanpoe | November 8, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    How can you even fuckin tell? You only see the side of her face right? Jesus tap dancing christ..and if that really is her…(pukes) how could she sink so..high >.> -dies-

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  39. juls | November 8, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I give it 3 stars.
    She could do a lot better than that. Although she didn’t have much to work with Sorry, gottabe honest here, it’s not a huge cock, and he probably got her high on meth beforehand. HMMM. I guess it happens when your a dumb bitch and marry your drug dealer.

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  40. LindsaysLeftLabia | November 8, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    PrettyBaby, I’m not huge but I’ll give you all 6 inches and give you the best 12 seconds of your life!

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  41. checkyourshorts | November 8, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    Um. You’d get more head blowing yourself. And I’m not assuming you do yoga. If this tape “thumbs up!” turned you on, you might as well go home, put peanut butter on your cock and expose yourself to the family dog. Eyes open or closed, imagine Brit, but with a slightly longer, moister tongue. Brushing dog’s teeth = optional.

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  42. RichPort | November 8, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    #24, 33, 37 – That is either a “Lost A Bet” blow job or a “Too Drunk To Get Boned” fellatio. Either way, when the hands come out, I start thinking about puppies and ice cubes, juuuust to make her work harder for it… wack me off will you? I have great aim, just let me hold my hand at the base of your neck and… WOO HOOOOO!!!!!

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  43. frenchtoaststix | November 8, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    Sweet Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ! I did NOT just see that….! K-Fag’s cock being given an inexpert BJ by Shitney? Ack! Isn’t that a sign of armageddon or something?

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  44. thebor | November 8, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    Somebody needs some blow job classes, which is typical for a pedistaled ho like Brit. She should give Andy Dick a call for some help before she offically hits the market.

    This is going to be brutally fun!!!!!!! Stay on your toes fisch. It’s going to cum fast. Oops I meant come.

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  45. HolisticWisdomcom | November 8, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    I think she needs some instruction, let me see if I can help-

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm

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  46. jesseeca | November 8, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    britney brought people to court to stop the release of the alleged sex tape. now why would you bring someone to court for “defemation of character” if the tape didn’t exist. well, too bad she lost the case since she put her sexuality out there already, Chaotic anyone?!!?
    The ho just wants to make money off of it! I don’t think that K-fed released this. He’s not that smart.

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  47. twzzlrgirl | November 8, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    Oh, please. K-Fed is an idiot. How do you guys know that this lame-ass bj isn’t just how he likes it? It wouldn’t surprise me at all.

    Look at his music — clearly, inferior is good enough for this guy in a lot of other things.

    And, sorry. If I had his penis in my mouth, I’d want him to come as quick as possible, too. Ick.

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  48. PrettyBaby | November 8, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    Now you can know a good whore’s secret. Ready ladies- For all your dopy husbands/boyfriends: If you wanna give him a little treat, blow him, but then you may start thinking of other shit to do for ex. dishes, watch Laguna Beach or rub your own clitty. Then use your HAND. Guaranteed to work every time. He’ll be smiling, you’ll be all done with a nice mouthful.

    But this may not work for a hot one like Richport, not a BOSS.

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  49. PunjabPete | November 8, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    Actually her case was for defamation for them saying she looked goofy in the alleged tape… Lets see some real footage….
    #26 if you saw this before, please let us know where…

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  50. Missallanpoe | November 8, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    french toast, you son of a nut cracker…dont fuckin steal my lines! Jesus tap dancing christ or anywhere between jesus dancing christ is mine -.- *hits you with a rolled up newspapaer- BAD!

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