Britney Spears may or may not be expecting twins

bspears_twins.jpgThe New York Daily News is reporting that Britney Spears is expecting twins, though they were unable to confirm the report with Britney’s spokeswoman, Leslie Sloane Zelnick. “If she’s having twins, I have not been told that yet. Let me make some calls,” Zelnick told the paper.

I don’t know why this matters, but I figure any updates on Britney’s pregnancy should be the number one thing that everybody in the world should focus on. London scoring the 2012 Olympics? Who cares. It’s all about Britney’s uterus, man. And at the rate she’s at, we’ll probably hear some news of her child (or children) being born prematurely or dead. I wouldn’t wish it on her or anybody else, but with the amount of second hand smoke she’s breathing in from Kevin Federline, I wouldn’t rule it out. Seriously though, these idiots have to stop smoking around pregnant women. And they especially have to stop karate kicking them in the stomach. Everybody knows you karate kick a pregnant woman in the face. Always the face.