Reports have been circulating over the weekend that Britney Spears failed a drug test. However her friends and handlers are saying it was a false reading. They claim it was Britney’s prescription for Provigil – used to treat her narcolepsy – that botched the test. TMZ did some investigating and learned that these claims are bogus:
In generic drug testing — the type performed on Britney — there is not a special screening for Provigil.
In addition, we know the tests actually performed on Spears (until last week) all came back negative, and she had been taking Provigil before that.
Some people ask me why I don’t do any investigative journalism. Who says I don’t? I scour the internet for a good 10-15 minutes everyday looking for celebrity photos that give you, the reader, a boner. Or for you ladies they give you further reason to doubt your appearance and self-worth. I’m a national treasure; I get it. Anyway, I do a lot of hard journalism in my boxers before I get tanked at noon. So, ask me that question again when my Pulitzer arrives. In the meantime, I’ve got a lunch appointment – with destiny. And by destiny I mean a dump truck full of bourbon.
Maybe we should leave her alone! She is already poor now! Her ex-husband is dating another girl on millionaire dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Now she is currently in loan! Maybe she needs to go to that site to find a billionaire husband!
#32 No, she takes the pills so that dead people will fuck her, since that is about all she can get these days.
Comment for picture #1:
OH MY GOD Y’ALL-what’s that smell?
This is just plain old criminal harrasement. I can’t wait till the day arrives when you scummy papparazzi count out your own days in jail some day.
Meantime, try your best to get a fuch’n life of your own!
It is my sincere everlasting hope all you pappa-rats-i’s one day get a full taste of your own foul tasting medicine
If you want to know what the sunglasses are that Britney is wearing here, I just stumbled across an amazing website that is really a blast to use. It’s called the Celebrity-Sunglasses-Finder.com. Go there and use their search engine to find out what sunglasses all the celebs are wearing.
You poor idiots, you all envy Britney so much…it’s driving you crazy!! Ha-Ha Get a life losers!!!!!!!
this time the boot
got the Perfect outfit to go with them boots
She looks like a shit I took earlier!!!! Ugly bitch!!!
She looks like a shit I took earlier!!!! Ugly bitch!!!
#54 Max, it’s the internet, you can actually type “fuck” and not have your mom ground you for a week.
What the fuck is a narcoleptic doing behind the wheel of a car WITH HER CHILDREN IN THE BACK? Please someone murder her.
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#9 thanks for that walk down memory lane. A true fan!!! Well…..anyone want to start a pool on when the first suicide attempt will be? ITS OVER BRITTANY!!!!!
Britney spears finally bought some shoes!!! I think she’s changing guys..u kno from her boots…!!! or maybe the boots gave up on her?
She really needs to do a stint on “The Biggest Loser”…….oh wait………
Stupid woman.
Never know how she is thinking.. i followed someone’s instruction that she created an account on a celebrits site Sugarcupid.com to looking for a Sugar daddy… All know what sugar daddy stands.. What a stupid woman.
Why didn’t someone warn me about clicking on the first two pics? She looks too ugly up close!!! Not only is her skin bad, and upper lip hairy– her head looks like a soccer ball with those awful extensions. The shaved head looked better than this– Brit, invest a good hairdresser, or take off the hair pieces, you truly look like a moron with those– better yet invest in a mirror, and use it!!!
Fuck you Superficial, for your rude comments and lack of respect towards your female visitors and women in general and for being such a misogynist and a sexist. You are the first one who should doubt his appearance and self-worth, more than any female reading this site (they all look way better than you for sure) because you know you stink and there’s no way you could get a decent looking girl, and there’s no way for you to manage to get laid, that’s why you live obsessed with celebrities and with finding pictures of them to jerk off to, since the women surrounding you get grossed out by you and the closest you’ll ever be to banging a decent looking girl is by jerking off to pictures of celebrities. Loser. That’s the reason why you hate women and why you bash them on this site too, you internet-living-scum-because-you-constantly-get-rejected-on-the-real-world gross loser, you’re so disgusting women run away from you more than from rapists.
Don’t forget no matter how little you post about attractive men and how everytime you do so you insult them or pretend they are not good looking, they are, like you’ll never be, and chicks get wet looking at them, and any girlfriend you’ve ever managed to have or you’ll ever manage to have (if you have/will) will always feel sorry for herself for having such an unattractive loser gross dude like you as a boyfriend and will always yearn for, fantasize with and get wet looking at those hot male celebrities you’ll never manage to look like or have a body like and that you refuse to post about on your website, and when you do, pretend they’re not hot, she’ll wish they were her boyfriend instead of an unattractive gross loser like you. Yes, they are hot, you’re NOT.
Oh, don’t forget that all the female celebrities you post about on this site and their pictures you jerk off to (no matter wether you say good or bad stuff about them) will never have the bad luck of even having to see you fugly face, you wouldn’t have the chance to approach any of them closer than 100 miles even in the luckiest and greates looking day of your life, and if they did, they’ll simply throw up on your face because of the gross loser you are to -ALL- women, so yeah loser, keep jerking off to pictures of celebrities that if they saw you they’d just laugh at you and throw up, because that’s the closest you’ll ever be to getting laid or to succesfully approach any woman in your life.
Oh and BTW, isn’t gossip a way too feminine thing to be interested on by a straight male? I mean, chicks gossip, gay guys gossip, but straight males? and do they run gossip websites!??? *cough* oh yeah, PrezHilton *cough*, it’s run by a guy, but *cough* he’s gay *cough*.
With such weird tastes you have in certain women, with having such a hard time admiting an obviously gorgeous guy is attractive, with being such a huge fan of celebrity gossip, with your hate towards females and with your constant urge to make yourself feel manly… won’t ya will be hiding in the closet Superfish!??? yeah it seems like you are!!
I will never visit your website again for your disrespect towards women and your readers and I encourage every women reading this and every male with a little bit of respect towards females and who doesn’t wanna be a stinky loser who women run away from like Superfish to never visit this website again. Go read PrezHilton instead as it’s so much better, with way more news and with -RESPECT- towards women, men, and its visitors.
hey #69 (kinda ironic don’t ya think) why don’t you TAKE YOURSELF A LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY. Holy fuck girl, is this your first time on the internet. Why don’t you go have a nice green tea, put on some Tori Amos and leave us misogynist heathens alone. Oh yeah and $50 says your fat and smelly
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Use caution when driving, operating machinery, or performing other hazardous activities. Provigil may affect your judgment, thinking, or motor skills. If you experience any of these effects, avoid hazardous activities.
Anybody who thinks Perez Hilton is funny probably thinks friends is hilarious too. In other words, your a fucking simpleton who should do us all a favour and off yourself, for the good of the gene pool.
#70
$100 your a loser like Superfish, a women hater who every woman runs away from and $1000 you’re retarded.
#70
$100 your a loser like Superfish, a women hater who every woman runs away from and $1000 you’re retarded.
BTW, you owe $50.