Britney Spears may be arrested for ‘unnamed’ charges

January 4th, 2008 // 74 Comments

Britney Spears’ custody standoff may be defined as a hostage situation that could result in her arrest. Officers rode in the ambulance with Britney which means she is technically in police custody. The seriousness of the matter involves the time she was alone with Jayden in the house. He was taken to the ER by the police and released a few hours ago to Kevin. Here’s OK! Magazine’s rundown of the events:

At some point, 2-year-old Sean Preston is removed from the house, leaving only little Jayden inside with his mother.

8 p.m.: The police are notified of a custodial situation at Britney’s house and officers are dispatched to The Summit. But when they arrive, they find that the court-appointed monitor, who has been locked out of the house, is not in possession of the paperwork required to allow them to enter Britney’s house.

9:20 p.m.: K-Fed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan arrives at The Summit with the required paperwork. He and five police cars enter the gated community and drive up to Britney’s house.

10:30 p.m.: More than a dozen police officers, as well as two ambulances and a handful of fire rescue trucks are now on the scene. Sometime before 11 p.m., Britney’s cousin Alli and Brit’s assistant Carla leave the house, leaving Brit alone with Jayden James.

11:45 p.m.: Britney is taken out of her home strapped to a gurney and placed into an ambulance, which is escorted by 13 police cars with sirens blaring to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, arriving at approximately 12:30 a.m. Jayden is brought to the hospital in a separate vehicle.

Britney Spears is currently on 72-hour lockdown for mental observation where she will later be booked for “as-yet-unnamed offensives.” We all saw this day coming, but, I hope I speak for the rest of you, nobody wanted to see a toddler held hostage then watch the police kick in the door and strap his mom to a gurney. So I’m going to put the snark on the back burner for a minute. But, don’t worry, Kevin’s lawyers are already meeting with the judge and I’m sure the end result will be rife with folly. If not, I’ll make a joke about my penis.

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  1. BaldAsBritney

    Well Being as Brits a hillbilly herself I would have to say she’s probably an oxycontin addict. Bet on it.

  2. woodhorse

    Thank you Fish. One more reason why I love you so. It’s not cool to rejoice at someone being crazy (other than the I TOLD YOU SO that I did because I did say this after the head shaving) – crazy knows no barriers and can strike anyone at any time and it’s very sad.

  3. shallow val

    34 – Re: the Disney line, yep you’re right. On a different topic, Shia LaBeouf mentioned gettting out of the Disney umbrella as fast as he could, and he did, for good reasons. Disney is the frigging anti-christ, man.

    I love thier cartoons, however.

  4. Ela

    This is why I love reading this site, the author truly has tack.

    Thank you.

  5. D. Richards (Sociopath.)

    Gross. Look at Spears, She likes the attention, the cock. Britney has the weirdest look on her face too. Her face doesn’t really have a expression per se, it’s just this condemned, long-since vacated stare.

    ‘Ridin’ in amb’lances is fun, ya’ll!.. Whee, loo’a me, I’m a fireman! Jayden, your momma’s ridin’ a bed! Loo’a me, loo’a me!’

  6. Auntie Kryst

    @10 Heidi you cunt, shut the fuck up! It’s bad enough you fucking spamming twats solicit your stupid shit in the first place. It’s much worse when you try to write a seemingly contribution to the blog, but then still manage to shill for your huckster company. Just fuck off! You too #16!

    Fish, cool to keep the kids out of it that’s fair play. Regardless, The Fucktard deserves all the shit she gets. Don’t hold back. She’s a complete and willfull fuckup that keeps getting breaks? Fuck that! All that public money wasted, a Presidential motorcade isn’t that big. Bitch better pay Los Angeles back for its expenses.

  7. shallow val

    54 – I’m sorry, I’m confused. What does the writer have….”tack?” What is tack? Do you mean “tact” or did you make up a cool short word for “tacky?” I hope it’s the second part because I don’t want to live in a world where someone would spell “tact” as “tack.”

    Please tell me I’m wrong…..

  8. grammarpolice

    #54 – tact.

  9. IbePiglet

    was the kid released to K-Fed or “realized” to him as posted on the Superficial? Did K-Fed not know he had this kid?

  10. LL

    I wonder how many people were robbed in LA while 13 police cars (if that report is accurate) were escorting a 5-foot-three or so pop singer to the hospital? Christ, she’s Britney Spears, not the Terminator or Predator. Nice police work, Lou. They couldn’t have had just a couple cops lure her out with a cheeseburger and pack of cigs and then slap her ass into the back of a single police car? What do they do when they arrest a man out there, activate the National Guard and get a couple of F-15s to do flyovers? I haven’t seen this much of a law enforcement overreaction since they took Elian Gonzales into “custody.”

  11. Internet Tough Guy

    I hate to say this and I hope it doesn’t become true, but those poor kids are going to be extremely fucked up if they have to put up with this into their teen years.

  12. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler

    “If not, I’ll make a joke about my penis.”

    HAHAH, I love u Fish!! so funny, haahaha

  13. Is she wearing a pretty black babydoll nightie?

  14. casual trash reader

    Kudos for holding back. Tasteful in an untasteful business

  15. redsonja1313

    So just guessing that K-Fed and his lawyer just hit the Jackpot….. Unfitney will be paying for KFeds leagal bills and a shit-load of custody and support money since I can’t believe she will be seeing those kids again anytime soon.

  16. geecee

    For the sake of those poor kids please keep Britney in your prayers so that she will be successful in her attempt to commit suicide next time.

  17. dusty

    i like when the superficial writer stops himself and sort of gives people a moment of silence when something really f’d up goes down, because its like, awe, he acts all hard, but he really has a heart ; )

  18. ellie

    #67 i agree, although i hate him sometimes cos there’s the odd bit of misogyny and everyone thinks it’s acceptable cos ‘it’s a celeb bashing site’ (winner of most over used phrase award 2007) but he never makes jokes when someone has died or children are involved unlike a lot of other sites. looking at the comments for this post makes me utterly astonished at the level of cynicism people reach. don’t get me wrong, i always though britney is an idiot but you would have to have a heart of stone to feel no sympathy at all especially with kids who will one day be able to access the incredible amount of press and info, and see the comments made about their mother. (and yes people i know i’m a slight hypocrite seeing as i’m reading some of that media on this site)

  19. Pat

    You know what shocks me?

    “Britney’s cousin Alli and Brit’s assistant Carla leave the house, leaving Brit ALONE [my emphasis] with Jayden James. ”

    Weren’t they taking a hell of a chance there ? I’m not joking, screwed up parents have really hurt their kids sometimes. How could they be sure Britney wouldn’t ?

  20. Hey, you should all seriously leave her alone! Personally, if I was her and I was only alound to see them for a short while WITH some strangerwatching your every move, of course I would be mad. I would probably do the same exact thing she did. Just give here a break. She is trying to be the best mom she can be. Its not her fault. I am going to start a Britney support team, so if you want to join, email me, and I will tell you about it and give u the website name covergirl_livi@yahoo.com. I SUPPORT BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Hey, you should all seriously leave her alone! Personally, if I was her and I was only alound to see them for a short while WITH some strangerwatching your every move, of course I would be mad. I would probably do the same exact thing she did. Just give here a break. She is trying to be the best mom she can be. Its not her fault. I am going to start a Britney support team, so if you want to join, email me, and I will tell you about it and give u the website name covergirl_livi@yahoo.com. I SUPPORT BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. woodhorse

    #46 Happy New Year TT! You are spot on: while Manics do not have the highest number of suicide attempts, they do have the highest success rate.

    I am getting more and more fond of Britney.

    Although this time it is unintentional (I think), this is how it’s done. Jamie Lynn who? Madonna in her heyday pales in comparison.

  23. jessica

    Looney toon!
    Moms dont act like that. Even if you lost in court, you get up and dust off and try to improve your lifestyle to get custody again. Doing what she did will only make things harder to see her kids. Well i guess any animal can reproduce, it takes a person with values to make a good parent. Which i don’t think Kevin has either. Poor little guys they never stood a chance with those BONE-HEADS for parents!

  24. Got news for you buddy, for the originator of this slam against will and Scientology. You ARE Darth Vader.

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