Britney Spears may be arrested for ‘unnamed’ charges

January 4th, 2008 // 74 Comments

Britney Spears’ custody standoff may be defined as a hostage situation that could result in her arrest. Officers rode in the ambulance with Britney which means she is technically in police custody. The seriousness of the matter involves the time she was alone with Jayden in the house. He was taken to the ER by the police and released a few hours ago to Kevin. Here’s OK! Magazine’s rundown of the events:

At some point, 2-year-old Sean Preston is removed from the house, leaving only little Jayden inside with his mother.

8 p.m.: The police are notified of a custodial situation at Britney’s house and officers are dispatched to The Summit. But when they arrive, they find that the court-appointed monitor, who has been locked out of the house, is not in possession of the paperwork required to allow them to enter Britney’s house.

9:20 p.m.: K-Fed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan arrives at The Summit with the required paperwork. He and five police cars enter the gated community and drive up to Britney’s house.

10:30 p.m.: More than a dozen police officers, as well as two ambulances and a handful of fire rescue trucks are now on the scene. Sometime before 11 p.m., Britney’s cousin Alli and Brit’s assistant Carla leave the house, leaving Brit alone with Jayden James.

11:45 p.m.: Britney is taken out of her home strapped to a gurney and placed into an ambulance, which is escorted by 13 police cars with sirens blaring to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, arriving at approximately 12:30 a.m. Jayden is brought to the hospital in a separate vehicle.

Britney Spears is currently on 72-hour lockdown for mental observation where she will later be booked for “as-yet-unnamed offensives.” We all saw this day coming, but, I hope I speak for the rest of you, nobody wanted to see a toddler held hostage then watch the police kick in the door and strap his mom to a gurney. So I’m going to put the snark on the back burner for a minute. But, don’t worry, Kevin’s lawyers are already meeting with the judge and I’m sure the end result will be rife with folly. If not, I’ll make a joke about my penis.

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  1. dang

    dang , shes fucked up.

  2. sickboy

    oh snap

  3. 23413123

    Do they really need 13 police cars for all this..

  4. nominus

    Yep. This sucks for those kids. Bad thing to have to live through.

  5. Erin

    Good for you not getting snarky…those poor babies.

  6. reader

    aghhhhhhhhhhhhh not to be like chris crocker but maybe this will make people leave her alone. She’s only human after all

  7. What’s Christina Milian wearing right now? Is Addnads there by Britneys side?

  8. ph7

    It’s kinda funny when the least of a mom’s problems is the preganacy of her unmarried 16 year old daughter.

  9. heidi

    I think we really need to step back and leave her alone. i think fans need to but a stop to the way people trat her. by that i mean they shouldnt contribute to buying tabloid maazines or any thing of gossip. Maybe by that action her storys wont be “HOT STUFF” and we’ll give her a break to recuperate.

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  10. Danielle

    Oh, the look of constipation…

  11. Ted from LA

    #8, Heidi, you’re a whore. Kidnapping gets you life in prison where I come from… I wonder what will happen in LALAland. 6 hours of community service? 13 police cars? Are the police out there part-time photogs?

    For all you “she brought this on herself” types… I have two words for you: mental illness.

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  12. Snarf

    Why the hell do they need so many damn police cars?

  13. LA

    she looks high as a kite in these pictures. Totally out of it. She has no business having her children under her care. She can’t even take care of herself.

  14. Britney is crazy and she does not deserve those boys. They certainly deserve better than she’s given them!

  15. Do you feel sorry for her? I think she definitely is crazy, but I don”t feel sorry for her. She caused the big mess that she”s in. http://www.blackwhitekiss.com

    Also, does anyone know why her son is in the hospital? I hope he didn”t get into her drug stash. :(

  16. Pilatunes

    A long-term stay in rehab or a mental institution would be good for her. As much as I dislike her music, and think she is an idiot, there comes a point where you have to feel sorry for someone. For me, that’s right about now.

  17. littlecat

    Poor Britney. If she wasn’t on anything while this happened, she must’ve really screwed up her brain when she was still using.

  18. Britney NOT on Drugs?! (Thanks fatale_noir)

    Life & Style can exclusively report that Britney Spears’ blood tests at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center came back negative, despite earlier reports from police that she appeared to be under the influence of a substance when she was taken from her home after a custody dispute last night.

    “Her blood test just came back, and, thank God, it was clean. There are no traces of drugs or alcohol of any kind,” a source close to the Spears family tells Life & Style.

    This indicates that her odd behavior was not the result of substance abuse, as early reports suggested.

    Britney appeared to be laughing when she was taken from her home into an ambulance.

    But an LAPD spokesperson was unable to confirm or deny to Life & Style on Friday morning that earlier reports indicated that cops believed Britney appeared to be under the influence of a substance when they arrived on the scene.

  19. Lisar

    um, released?

  20. Thomas

    “The seriousness of the matter involves the time she was alone with Jayden in the house. He was taken to the ER by the police and realized a few hours ago to Kevin.”

    I can imagine Kevin was shocked when Jayden was finally realized. I bet he was all, “What?!? Two of them? I never made the connection.”

    I bet she made them run down a corridor with many doors, popping in and out Scooby-Doo style just to confuse him.

  21. The countdown starts now. How much more time will it be before she does an Anna Nicole? How sad.

  22. mofoghetto

    It’s kinda sad…but, as the cliche goes, you have to hit rock-bottom…this is where she’s at now.

    I hope they force detox on her, she’s obviously a drugged-up mess…did she not pay attention to Anna Nicole Smith??

  23. Jeezy

    What a fucking joke. How much money did this cost taxpayers? 13 cops cars for a drugged out bitch?

    Any normal person (not a celebrity) would be in jail for the next year awaiting trial for this. She’ll be out in two days and be making tons of cash doing interviews.

  24. Horse Head

    # 7 -

    I don’t know ANY humans that behave in this manner, do you?

    I hope the Recording Mobsters put a bloody horse head on her hospital bed since she is causing them to lose record sales. Now that would really straighten her up, and she’d have to stop all of this phony crazy shit.

  25. Reggie Bush

    They give bitch anymore chances after this they they are really fucked up, whats the world coming to when K Fed and the like are by far the superior parent than the mom. Hurry up and die Britney, give those kids a damn break already.

  26. At this time, it is most appropriate to offer a sacrifice to the deity of your reckoning

  27. somewhere in cuba, elian gonzales is smiling and thankful he didn’t have to go through something as horrifying as this. granted, he’s washing castro’s balls with his mouth, but he’s smiling.

  28. Ryan

    Don’t be a bitch – she deserves any snarkery that’s coming her way, it’s not like her kids can read yet….or maybe ever.

  29. Bob

    Those were ectsasy and cocaine eyes.

  30. #1hater

    “nobody wanted to see a toddler held hostage then watch the police kick in the door and strap his mom to a gurney”….???

    that’s like saying, “nobody at the hockey game wanted to see a fight break out…”

    ya big mo……

  31. what

    “So I’m going to put the snark on the back burner for a minute.”

    NO… FISH-HEAD you are an ASSHOLE!

    Don’t so as soft as your penis!

  32. mywife

    All of this stuff keeps happening, and Disney keeps churning out spoiled little harlots like her. This child actor thing really needs to be re-examined. Seems to me that Britney (and a few others) were sexualized in the pop culture world wayyyy before they were old enough and mature enough to handle it.

  33. what

    “So I’m going to put the snark on the back burner for a minute.”

    NO… FISH-HEAD you are an ASSHOLE!

    Don’t go as soft as your penis!

  34. #1hater

    “nobody wanted to see a toddler held hostage then watch the police kick in the door and strap his mom to a gurney”….???

    that’s like saying, “nobody at the hockey game wanted to see a fight break out…”

    ya big mo……

  35. @21 I realized that’s pretty funny. “ZOIKS! There’s two of ‘em now? Let’s get outta here Scoob!”

  36. silver buttons

    26-
    So you are saying bi-polar people in psych wards are maybe amphibian?
    She is human, she is a crazy human.
    yes k-fed should have the kids and as much money as he can get from her.
    it isn’t like she uses it anyways.

  37. mary

    wtf? why does it take 13 police cars to escort her ambulance to the hospital?
    Do they not know the way already?

    she’s a mess and I hope the kids are fine and they never have to spend another minute with this wreck of a woman.

  38. what

    “So I’m going to put the snark on the back burner for a minute.”

    NO… FISH-HEAD you are an ASSHOLE!

    Don’t go as soft as your penis!

  39. Crystal

    I blame the courts for this shit. Had they stopped giving her chance after chance after chance those kids wouldnt have had to witness this crap.

  40. perez sez

    Britney Spears is on a 72 hour lockdown at Cedars Sinai Medical Center!

    The mother of two has been designated a “special needs” patient.

    What does that mean????

    A patient is diagnosed as special needs if they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide.

    “So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly,” says a hospital source. “We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.”

  41. perez sez

    Britney Spears is on a 72 hour lockdown at Cedars Sinai Medical Center!

    The mother of two has been designated a “special needs” patient.

    What does that mean????

    A patient is diagnosed as special needs if they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide.

    “So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly,” says a hospital source. “We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.”

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  44. Damn,
    I had Brit offing herself in February on my Death List, hang on girl.

  45. Ambrose van Persie

    shit man, if this happened in the UK they would be in jail for years for kidnapping.

    we shall see tho LA and the LA lifestyle followers are fucked up

  46. Thomas

    TY 37, I think it’s only a matter of time before the Authorities pull the mask off Britney’s face and reveal that she’s Mean Old Man Dickerson in disguise. She would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those kids, their dog and his craving for Starbucks.

    The real Britney will be found in a pit in his house where she’s been trapped for 7 years.

  47. p0nk

    there comes a point where you just have to feel sorry for somebody, and in Brittany’s case, that point hasn’t come yet.
    Welcome to reality, brit. Spend a little time living like the other 99% of us. Feel my pain, and maybe i’ll feel yours…with a double protection hazmat endorsed condom.

  48. sharpeidude

    The death watch continues! What are the odds that Turdney doesn’t make it to 2009? C’mon Brit! Belushi, Joplin, and Elvis await!

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