Britney Spears ‘married for the wrong reasons,’ has recording talent of a ham sandwich

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2008

In the above clip from the upcoming MTV documentary Britney: For the Record, Britney Spears reveals she can easily be replaced with a chimp playing a tambourine on her album and also regrets marrying Kevin Federline. You know, despite the fact they had two kids, but, eh, that’s not important:

“Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it for the idea of everything.”

When reached for comment Kevin Federline responded by laughing his way to the nearest bank and cashing his $20,000 monthly support check.

NOTE: Video after the jump of Britney Spears once again hinting she’s never more than two steps away from stabbing her therapist in the neck and fleeing pantsless through downtown LA. Whee!