First Britney Spear’s lawyer Laura Wasser quit and now her manager is kicking her to the curb. Jeff Kwatinetz, who works for The Firm, apparently was fed up after Britney’s last-minute decision to change her outfit at the VMAs. She made the change herself without notifying anyone, according to TMZ. Kwatinetz issued the following statement:
“It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We have represented Britney for the past month. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best.”
Jeff Kwatinetz is a pansy. How difficult can Britney really be to manage? Obviously someone didn’t tell him he just has to keep snacks on him at all time. And by snacks, I mean whole meals. Keep a few burgers tucked away in his suit pockets. Maybe some turkey legs in his briefcase. Whenever Britney acts up, just sit her down and pop a burrito in her mouth. Is that so hard? People are so weak in Hollywood. I bet her next manager will quit for something lame like Britney being videotaped doing drugs in front of her kids. Man-up, you sissies!
Angelina's Lips | September 18, 2007 at 9:45 am
I hate Britney…
annoy | September 18, 2007 at 9:46 am
she is so fuking annoying good thing they left
Angelina's Lips | September 18, 2007 at 9:48 am
Everyone is deserting her like rats from a sinking ship, or is that stinking shit. Whatever…
FreeJose | September 18, 2007 at 9:48 am
Third!
Ryan | September 18, 2007 at 9:49 am
The train is slowly crashing.
liz | September 18, 2007 at 9:49 am
R…really? We’re still talking about her? Seriously?
Okay, she’s desperate. She’s lost her career and her mind. We get it.
Can we please move on to someone else?
:::tears flood eyes:::
Please?
Let’s do it for the children…
* * MISS UNIVERSE | September 18, 2007 at 10:00 am
There must be more to it than that; no one in their right mind would give up an opportunity like that.
Perhaps, this was the final straw out of many disagreements. Or maybe she was on the verge of firing him and he wanted to have the first rejection.
People in this business are tough to survive. No one that weak would have made it this far. LOL
Barry LeFarge | September 18, 2007 at 10:03 am
Her kids are going to leave her next next. And not by way of K-Fed. I’m sure they’ll try to escape on their big wheels next week some time.
red | September 18, 2007 at 10:07 am
you know there’s something wrong with the world when K-Fed is the better parent.
Fumus | September 18, 2007 at 10:08 am
If Britney spears commits suicide tomorrow, will you feel guilty about posts like these?
I’d say, it’s the only way for Britney to redeem herself, wait wait…that or stop acting like a stupid whore.
Riotboy | September 18, 2007 at 10:17 am
I’d hit it still.
/obligatory
Marie | September 18, 2007 at 10:20 am
even courtney love got to keep her kids.
she should work with her hair. It could be very cute.
Kiwi | September 18, 2007 at 10:26 am
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! OHHH GOD.. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE OR YOU’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME!!
/end dramatic rant
now back to your regularly scheduled Brit bashing…
Conky | September 18, 2007 at 10:32 am
I’ll be her manager. She can call me C.
Thanks
jrzmommy | September 18, 2007 at 10:41 am
It actually went more like this…..” We have represented Britney for the past month. We believe Britney is enormous.”
10- HAY-ELL NO!
Britney is a JOKE | September 18, 2007 at 10:47 am
It’s about time that people start putting their feet down when it comes to Britney. She has gotten away with too much for too long. I just hope that this is the beginning of the end for her.
Pak31 | September 18, 2007 at 10:57 am
I don’t think the manager is a pansy. I say good for him. Who does she think she is?? I am sure this wasn’t the first thing to set him off but if you are managing someone and they are not doing what you want then why bother?? This has nothing to do with being a man, I give anyone credit for attempting to try and manage her. She’s not extremely talented either, there are millions of other Britney’s out there. Why do people keep trying to promote her when all she does is crash and burn and go against the rules?? People should stop kissing her a$$. She was a money maker for many people but is life in the music business going to end if Brit’s career does??? NO!!!!
MDiz | September 18, 2007 at 10:57 am
Next stop Playboy!
Jeff Kwatinetz | September 18, 2007 at 11:07 am
“Top-rate lawyer newly available to represent talent. Must have actual talent. Must be willing to show up on time, work hard, and dress in a non-repellent fashion. No fatties.”
soy | September 18, 2007 at 11:08 am
next stop??THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
Pretty Baby | September 18, 2007 at 11:10 am
Too bad this is happening now. Three weeks ago Britney could have visited the Minnesota State Fair and hired one of the farmers’ lawyers. They’re perfectly competent and they don’t mind looking at a pig every day.
fixed | September 18, 2007 at 11:14 am
“It overjoys us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional visual contact with Britney Spears. We have nearly regurgitated while seeing and smelling Britney for the past month. We believe Britney is enormously talented for a fat retard, and has made a terrific record: 1000 Cheetos in 5 minutes. But persistent nausea has prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best reinforced crotch panels in all future outfits.”
Annie Rexia | September 18, 2007 at 11:14 am
See Britney? Everyone is abandoning you. No one loves you. The best thing you can do for those two mongoloid babies of yours is take a razor to the wrists and don’t look back. I know you don’t love those tragic mistakes you made, because you are (should we say “were”) a commodity that was never loved.
Britney, swallow the muzzle of that rifle and just pull the trigger already. The only thing that will make your family, and the world, happy is your cold corpse zipped up in a comfy body bag.
Drunkman | September 18, 2007 at 11:18 am
I give her another six months tops before she poses in Playboy out of desperation.
chimpy | September 18, 2007 at 11:20 am
The only talent this skank has is at sucking cock if at all.
Jeff K. | September 18, 2007 at 11:29 am
She was a whale of a client.
Haywood Jablowme | September 18, 2007 at 11:31 am
Being Britney Spears manager has got to be right up there with Rosie’s Gynocologist as the 2 of the worlds shittiest jobs.
eek | September 18, 2007 at 11:43 am
i no longer find these stories amusing…it was fun watching as i saw the train wreck coming, but the actual crash…not so pretty. she has mental issues, I dunno if laughing at it is appropriate anymore
mr sensitive | September 18, 2007 at 11:46 am
If she has a mental disorder, it’s even more appropriate to laugh at her.
Amy | September 18, 2007 at 11:51 am
He’s too touchy. I’m sure his law firm has plenty of money and can easily pay for the chair she collapsed during her last visit.
lambman | September 18, 2007 at 11:53 am
its not even funny anymore, at least back in the day when celebs spun out of control you’d just sort of hear about it after the fact like “Robert Downey Jr. is back in jail after crashing his coke-mobile”
but having to hear a daily report for months on end that this chick is completely messed up and scarring her children for life is just sad
woooo....suuuuuuuuuuey! | September 18, 2007 at 11:54 am
Look how big and fat her arms are compared to the girl right behind her.
Wait, no, that’s because Britney’s closer to the camera.
Hold on…retardation level dropping just a bit…ok: no, it’s because she’s a fuckin fat pig.
FuckY'All | September 18, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Honestly, if you people don’t want to read this shit anymore and find it “sad,” why don’t you just stop fucking reading it and let the rest of us have our fill of this waste of life Britney? Obviously, if it were something that people didn’t want to hear about, it would be posted because that means fewer hits for the site. You guys must be as stupid as the fat whore you feel sorry for.
Rachel | September 18, 2007 at 12:05 pm
I don’t care what anybody says, this is sad, and not funny anymore. Britney needs help, and I hope she gets it. Like in the movie Se7en, when the prostitute suffering from the sin of lust gets help in the form of being fucked with a blade-tipped strappon. She seemed very peaceful after it was over.
jersey | September 18, 2007 at 12:29 pm
#33 well put. freedom of speech is one of the small things that our country offers that i feel the need to take full advantage of.
#34 beat it looser. this is thesuperficial.com. this website is for shallow observations. if you need to FEEL something go to lifetime.com or poetrycorner.com
jersey | September 18, 2007 at 12:31 pm
i meant #13 not #33
jersey | September 18, 2007 at 12:34 pm
i am a retard i meant 13 not 34 sorry
jrzmommy | September 18, 2007 at 12:38 pm
18–Playboy? Pul-leeze……try Cans or Field and Stream……….
Darth Hater | September 18, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Translation: This pyscho bitch isn’t dragging our company down with her.
@18: I don’t think so…we’ve all (unfortunately) already seen her nasty snatch waaaaay too many times. I’m thinking low budget porn, maybe a snuff film if we’re lucky.
babyglyniss | September 18, 2007 at 1:51 pm
oh britney is as ‘gorgeous as a mule!
babyglyniss | September 18, 2007 at 1:55 pm
britney????????!!(japanese)
i hate britney!!
aku benci britney!! (malay)
????britney!! (chinese)
Tatiana | September 18, 2007 at 1:58 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Erka | September 18, 2007 at 2:18 pm
finally a picture of her without her fake hair on ..man that bitch is tore up =\
jaycee | September 18, 2007 at 2:47 pm
ISN’T that BRIT’S DRESS on the girl standing behind her, to the right? She had it on the night she was partying before doing the VMA disaster….Looks like the same dress posted in all those pics of that night. She makes enough money, right, to not have to borrow something to wear….and to get a decent manicure.
jaycee | September 18, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Silverman was right after all. DingDangIt, Brit’s accomplished everything she ever will… and all at the age of 25. Wonder if that’s dog years….cause she looks 35.
How sad is it that some folks end up with a golden ticket in this life, and manage to muck it all up? Seriously. She had it ALL. Music, looks, body, Justin…and yet she ended up trailertrash who get their KIDS taken from them. Good grief…how sorry is that?
LauraE | September 18, 2007 at 3:08 pm
What kind of a hairstyle is that, it looks like an old doll, the kind you find in the attic, with tiny strands of hair coming out from holes in the pink plastic ! Her hairdresser left her too, right ?
Me | September 18, 2007 at 4:40 pm
And another one bites the dust….
Nikki | September 18, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Hey her hair and her mustache are growing back in…………….
Nova | September 18, 2007 at 8:52 pm
^ true, true.
cosmetologist | September 19, 2007 at 12:48 am
At least she got rid of those long, yellow, nappy hair extensions. She looked like a scarecrow with them. If she didn’t put on those ugly extensions, her hair would be shoulder length by now. But no, she had to try to look weirder than weird.