Britney Spears’ manager quits


First Britney Spear’s lawyer Laura Wasser quit and now her manager is kicking her to the curb. Jeff Kwatinetz, who works for The Firm, apparently was fed up after Britney’s last-minute decision to change her outfit at the VMAs. She made the change herself without notifying anyone, according to TMZ. Kwatinetz issued the following statement:

“It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We have represented Britney for the past month. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best.”

Jeff Kwatinetz is a pansy. How difficult can Britney really be to manage? Obviously someone didn’t tell him he just has to keep snacks on him at all time. And by snacks, I mean whole meals. Keep a few burgers tucked away in his suit pockets. Maybe some turkey legs in his briefcase. Whenever Britney acts up, just sit her down and pop a burrito in her mouth. Is that so hard? People are so weak in Hollywood. I bet her next manager will quit for something lame like Britney being videotaped doing drugs in front of her kids. Man-up, you sissies!