The two star-crossed lovers reunited with a passion that day, my friends. Oh, how long has it been since one felt the other’s embrace? This was truly a moment for the ages. And then the Frappucino spoke in his thick French accent suddenly making the straps of fair Britney’s brassiere burn like a raging inferno:
“Show them your vagina, my Britney.”
“But, Frappucino, I’m a good girl now.”
“Do not ever stop doing that which you love.”
“No, I mustn’t.”
“Britney, you cannot resist me.”
“How do you know?”
“I am full of the caramel sauce.”
“Well, I guess I could press it up against the window.”
Photos: INFdaily.com
p911gt10c | September 16, 2008 at 12:02 pm
No one cares. She needs to go away.
john mccain sucks | September 16, 2008 at 12:03 pm
third!
dogg | September 16, 2008 at 12:04 pm
It’s amazing how she alternates between hot to fugly in within a weeks time.
Dogbreath | September 16, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Britneys like chicken that never gets eaten but microwaved over and over again.
havoc | September 16, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I knew she’d fall off the wagon….
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yukadoozer | September 16, 2008 at 12:10 pm
She’s there for their new oatmeal and vivanno offering.
e | September 16, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I hate her for so many inexplicable reasons, but she’s looking pretty good these days, and everyone deserves a little caffeinated treat once in a while…but must she continue w/ the extensions? Her hair must be out of the awkward growing-out phase by now. Grossness.
olboy | September 16, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Ahhh, but we all know she has a tendency to binge… so the brief time she spent keeping fit, off the giant Frappucino’s and keeping her appearance simple was just her latest binge… lol, back to good’ol-knowhatyouregetting Britney :) tomorrow she’ll be wearing the entire wardrobe of a charity shop, and she’ll be thinking she’s pulled off the “look”, LMAO… Go-Girl!
Randal | September 16, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Damn, thanks fish for the funny comments…” I guess I could press it up against the window”….damn, I’m still laughing. Ah yes.
Mo | September 16, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Psh, girl is ROCKIN’ it now. Don’t care. Love her. <3 You go, Brit.
Ryan | September 16, 2008 at 12:25 pm
# 10 – Clearly you chug cock.
FrankinSloth | September 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Superfish…. I didn’t know you were bald and wore Douche glasses!….. you sly dog you getting the scoop straight from Brittany….
l33t h@x0r | September 16, 2008 at 12:32 pm
McCain fought to protect college kids from the RIAA – and Democrats in bed with the recording industry:
From MTV July 21 2003
: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1474346/20030721/index.jhtml
“The copyright-infringement lawsuits the RIAA seeks are of the civil variety, but that may change if two congressmen have their way. Last week Democrats John Conyers (D) and Howard Berman (D) introduced a bill that would impose criminal penalties of up to five years in jail and a $250,000 fine against convicted swappers (see “Congressmen Introduce Bill To Make File Sharing A Felony”).
It’s unclear how far the legislation will get, though. “I would not support criminal penalties for the person who just shares music files,” said Republican Senator John McCain of Arizona. “If there’s some kind of organized and orchestrated organization that does this as a profession to make a profit, then that probably would be appropriate. Look, these artists deserve a return for their talents and their abilities; we’ve got to try and make that happen. But to throw people in jail because they file-share, in my view, is a terrible overreach.”
Jake | September 16, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Skip the whip!
Kim | September 16, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Get ready for the return of the fat frappaccino sweating britney.
dumb down | September 16, 2008 at 2:13 pm
THIS IS BIG NEWS!!!! very Important stuff, thanks.
Frist | September 16, 2008 at 2:37 pm
My pussy is sore as usual.
Jupiter Girl | September 16, 2008 at 3:24 pm
HILARIOUS Skit ;D
scooby | September 16, 2008 at 3:52 pm
man she got some fat calves.
brit | September 16, 2008 at 4:04 pm
i didn’t realize that not wearing make up out made you ugly? she looks good for having two children… and for how she’s looked the past two years. haters shut the fuck up. she probably looks better than you. go britney!
Mike Oxbhig | September 16, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Who is the 5 foot 6 guy?..is he supposed to be her bodyguard?
Good god, I hope Chu (Chelsey Handlers little sidekick) doesnt decide he wants a piece of brittany. Hed stomp that “Mr. clean stunt double from when he was 14″ guy into the ground.
I like em | September 16, 2008 at 4:15 pm
19 – that looks like pure muscle. Those legs would look great in some heels. Shapely!
y | September 16, 2008 at 5:57 pm
She’s got the most disgusting, short, fat and stumpy legs . She is so masculine.
kev | September 16, 2008 at 6:05 pm
her legs have no shape, they are like tree trunks, the same thickness up and down.
boxerdude | September 16, 2008 at 8:15 pm
who cares about britney in this photo? what i want to know is what’s this guy’s name, what’s his number, and does he like being bent over a desk and screwed with wild abandon? actually i don’t even care if he likes it. i still wanna do it. he’s HOT.
Short Bodyguard, Too | September 16, 2008 at 8:41 pm
#21 -
I think her bodyguard is someone that used to be in the Israeli Army’s Special Service.
HankTheDwarf | September 16, 2008 at 8:50 pm
I like how she’s trying desperately to hide her 1200 calorie drink behind the token bottle of water.
Don Knotts | September 16, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Nice one, Fish. Haven’t laughed up a lung in a while.
HorribleJudgment | September 17, 2008 at 12:50 am
Yes, we all knew it. It is time for Britney to get fat again. After that, the time will come for her to go crazy again as well. I will be waiting. :)
HorribleJudgment | September 17, 2008 at 12:56 am
#24, nice catch, I see what you’re saying. There is no shape at all to her legs. They are exactly the same circumfrence and thickness, except for at the top, where they chub and blub out of her shorts. Then we get down to the ugly fucking knees, which twist and cankle like a disfigured man’s face. The twisty, cankly, disfigured knees lead down into ham hock, beefy ankles that look as if they are separated into two parts. And yes, her legs are the same thickness all up and down. Good catch.
bonjour. | September 17, 2008 at 2:14 am
you guys are crazy; she looks better than she has in a long time! she looks so slender!
besides, are you guys really going to hate on her CALVES?? give her some credit! you guys always find something to hate on. if she had skinny calves, somebody would probably say something stupid like “UGH, i hate her sunglasses; they make her look fat!” or stupid shit like that.
Randal iscious | September 17, 2008 at 3:37 am
Randal, Hit me baby one more time.
wait what?!!!!!!! | September 17, 2008 at 4:18 am
DAMN that was so funny!!! hahahahahahaha good one fish, I can totally see britney doing that
HorribleJudgment | September 17, 2008 at 6:06 am
#31, you are correct sir. I would indeed.
ShittyPiss | September 17, 2008 at 11:58 am
That cunt could kick-start a cruise ship.
gerard Vandenberg | September 17, 2008 at 12:15 pm
This “ROLE MODEL” must do something “USEFUL” with her spare time.
……………..WHAT ELSE?
any suggestions?
whatever | September 18, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Nice cankles. Also, I love picture #7. Y’AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
fanie | September 27, 2008 at 5:49 am
Britney u dont worry what other say about u carry on your own way and f….k the people u are the people love personal admire