Britney Spears loves them tiny cars, y’all!

A recently bleached Britney Spears performed in Japan and took some time to soak up the culture. Her key take-away? “They drive little cars”:

Britney seems to be having a great time on her trip and says, “I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute!”

While I can finally sleep at night knowing Britney Spears is infatuated with tiny automobiles, this also proves my theory that her website is written by and for eight-year-old girls. I can’t wait for Britney’s next post where she tackles the suckiness of homework and next-door neighbor Timmy Johnson’s life as a poop-head.

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