Britney Spears loves Kevin Federline

August 10th, 2006 // 66 Comments

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Britney Spears reportedly wants to renew her wedding vows after giving birth to her second child in October to show that she is happily married to Kevin Federline despite rumors saying she’s been looking for a divorce lawyer. Additionally, she’s also given Kevin Federline a black American Express card with no credit limit as a romantic gesture ?to prove how much she trusts him.?

I wouldn’t have believed it had I not seen this, but clearly Kevin Federline is using his superior intellect to manipulate Britney into doing all sorts of bizarre things like giving him a credit card worth an unlimited amount of money. She might as well just pack up and move into a Motel 6, because I’m pretty sure they’re going to confiscate her mansion when Kevin comes home one day and tells her he bought a brand new island off eBay.

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  1. It’s gotta be the pregnancy hormones making her loco. I just can’t let myself believe someone could be this re-re.

  2. Susana

    whatever! really!

  3. purplepuppy

    Awww, that is romantic…a piece of plastic so he can buy a bunch of crap for himself, continue to lay around all day and get high and booze it up, ignore his kids, and leech off of Britney’s fame and income. That’s sweet…brings a tear to my eye (sniff).

  4. tits_on_snack

    After watching that video footage I’m convinced Kevin Federline is actually a genius. Oh and thanks for that interesting comment, tito, and your myspace profile link which I’m totally going to spam now. Bye.

  5. jrzmommy

    well, that does it for me. I’m a believer. Kevin Federline is a genius. Let’s give him an agenda and we’ll have him hop an El-Al to Haifa and use his cunnning ways on the Israelis and Hezbolla, and then we’ll send him into Baghdad to work his magic with the insurgents. After that he can hit the hills of Afghanistan to chat with bin Laden and then we’ll ship him over to North Korea to have a talk with that crazy fucker.

  6. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    That’s why strange men put twenty dollar bills in my g-string – because they love me.

  7. UMTbone

    You realize that ALL of American Express’ traditional credit cards have no spending limit.. even mine (they must be crazy to give me one). That said, the Black card is this shadowy exclusive deal that you can’t even apply for.. Amex picks YOU for it. If a girl gave me one I’d stick with her even if she looked like Britney.

  8. Justin Igger

    i love him to hes the dope rapper

  9. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    I often dangle another woman’s pussy in my boyfriends face…Just to prove how much I trust him.

  10. dmarie

    You know what. I never thought I’d see the day when Britney Spears isn’t even as smart as someone who is on the same intellectual level as a crayon.
    I used to think people were just picking on her, but with this grade-a fodder, I have to join in.
    So tell me how you think we are being unfair and how she is just a poor girl trying to raise her kids and all that happy horse shit. But when you get down to brass tacks, she made her herpes infested bed, now let het lie in it.

  11. I Fucked Your Honor Student

    I’m Jrzmommy, I think all the political horrors in the world are funny, because I’m from Jersey and I don’t have a brain. My mouth is full of disease’s that haven’t even been discovered yet, because thats how I roll, with tons of cock in my mouth. I don’t even know if these are my children because I’ve had so much man juice in me. Once the navy lost a ship and couldn’t find their seamen so I donated a spit sample. Plenty of semen in there. I like playing with my computer all day long because I’m a terrible mother and a worse babysitter because I can’t give up my computer time. Fuck you kid’s, mommies busy playing type.

  12. Alice-Mary

    13

    eh, you don’t know a fuck about whatsherface’s parenting skills and should shut the fuck up because nobody cares about your rambling idiotic insults.

    Britney must have brain damage. He’s gonna buy a platoon of mail-order brides or some gay shit.

  13. CMonster0125

    In other words, we can expect Brit and K-Fed to be in a trailer park, renting a beat-up airstream from her relatives by year’s end. Giving Kevin a credit card with no credit limit is akin to shaking raw, bloody meat in a Great White shark’s mouth…all you’ll have is a stump when you pull back. Welcome to Welfare, Britney!

  14. Ok 1. who the fuck renews their vows after 2 years? That is something for couples to do on their 20th anniversary if they really want to bore their friends and family.

    2. if your reasons for remewing your vows are to “Show that your marraige is strong” then your marraige isn’t strong and you are making a pathetic gesture about as believeable as when Lindsay Lohan’s publicist tries to say she passed out from “Exaustion”

  15. nc72

    Black Amex, Kevin must love his girl even more now. He’s talking about bringing his family along with him on tour…

    http://www.exposay.com/britney-spears/1/c/361/

  16. I Fucked Your Honor Student

    I’m gonna fuck the redneck hick’s honor student!!!!
    Who is the redneck hick, you say?
    The Texan with the two first name’s Alice-Mary, make up your mind, which one are you? I need to know so I can get to work on that honor student of yours.

  17. Brit has gone sooooo far to prove that she’d so happy. Who is she trying to prove it to? Others, or herself. I know, I know…this isn’t the PTA, or group therapy, or …whatever. All I’m sayin’ is that I think it’s lame that she cares THAT much what other people think about her marriage. Uhg, oh well.

  18. Nikk The Templar

    Kevin Federline is Lex Luthor, I’m convinced….

  19. Cruzadas

    pathetic human beings

  20. CMonster0125

    Which do you think would happen faster?

    A) Brit putting all her wealth into a big pile and setting it on fire?

    B) Kevin spending all of Brit’s wealth with his new “no limit” credit card?

    My money is on B. It takes time for money to burn.

  21. jrzmommy

    Is that blonde hair I see trying to escape the darkness of the Elvira dye-job at her forehead?

  22. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    @18 Careful using the term “redneck”, apparently we have some PC cunt on here today.

  23. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    11 – Wanna Pet My Beaver?
    I often dangle my pussy in your husband’s face for $5.

  24. bigponie

    my neighbor used this word on me after he found out that I shanked his daughter, whatever it means I think it says it all.

    britney “PUTANGINAMO”…

  25. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    @25 I’m not married. You must mean my boyfriend?

    In any case, nice to meet you. And thank you.

  26. jrzmommy

    25–He gave you FIVE dollars? Damn. All I got was half-a-pack of stale Newports and a hickey.

  27. I have a totally off the subject question for anyone who gives a shit.

    Is everyone on this site racist?

  28. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Yeah, what I meant to say is I fucked your boyfriend. With my dangly-ass pussy. I can tie it in a knot, I can tie it in a bow…

  29. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    @28 Newports??? I don’t date niggers. Couldn’t have been my boyfriend.

  30. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    @29…No not everyone. Junstin Igger isn’t racist. But then again, he is Justin Igger.

  31. #29 SkinnySnobbyBitch

    Regarding the people on here you think are Racists, I don’t think they are, I think they pretty much hate everybody. ;) Except for Tom Cruise, because what guy hates the person who gives him a blow-job?

  32. @33 I’m laughing my ass off right now! You’re my hero! *big hug 4 u*

  33. PaisleyMoon

    K-fed’s made almost half a million dollars in the last four months. He’s hardly a bum. Poor guys married to a moron..he needs to come live with me. And bring the credit card.

  34. PapaHotNuts

    The guy in post # 2 is horrified of $5.00 pussy being dangled in his face. I’m pretty sure he has a bad case of the gay.

  35. After watching that vid of Brit chowing down and doing her best impression of a seriously mentally challenged individual, I think K-Fag is entitled to whatever he can get. If he has to live with that, if he has to fuck that, if he has to “pregnate” that, by all means give him an AMEX black card. He’ll put it to good use when he retains the services of the very best divorce lawyer. Shitney, honest to God, deserves everything she’s going to get.

  36. AmericanMcKrout

    #36- Yay! Papa’s here! How I dream of gargling your nether regions. How would your like a nice black credit card with your name on it, my pet?
    And, by the way, Britney looks like she smells of hot dogs and stale Secret. Ewww!

  37. Very funny, I loved the new island remark. Yes, no limit is room for disaster. Every couple no matter how rich should have some financial boundaries. This type of behavior is defensive and immature. It is out of a sense of insecurity that she is yelling at the world… “look I made a good choice for myself!” If she knew who she was she would not need to do such things. Another little girl that needs to grow up.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  38. IFuckingHateYou

    News alert:
    Kevin Federline (aka – Mr. Britney Spears) stabbed to death by local drug dealer.
    Police say altercation apparently started when Mr. Spears became angry at Tyrone Jackson because “the nigga don’t take plastic”. No further investigation is planned.

  39. lomies

    An island? pssshhhh … that’s lunch money to her. How bout a planet?

  40. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    Dude! K-Fed HAS to be the one selling these stories via third person because how is it that the most intricate details of thier lives ends up in the media? I mean Christ, I wouldn’t be surprised if they came out with a story that Britney’s underwear had skid marks or she cups her ass after she farts or says some shit like, “catch it and paint it green! (with a southern twang I’m sure) K-Fag is mosdef selling the stories. Everybody hates him but I love him. My personal hero.

  41. RichPort

    Only overly rich fuckheads would give credit cards as tokens of love and trust. So she trusts K Fuck with her money and trusts him not to let the pool boy blow him. Unfuckingbelievable. I bet he gets in her the face every time, because she’ll obviously believe that she can trust him when he says “I won’t blow my load on your forehead this ti–… SPLOOOOSH!”. He must feel like a cross between Vinnie Chase and Jacque Cousteau…

  42. Alice-Mary

    I’m 15 and live in Michigan.

    BITCH.

  43. loagun

    The only people that laze around and get high are obviously the posters here. They still seem to have enough time each day to comment on someone elses life. Who YAY! Lets get fat and rant at our computers because someone elses life is better then mine! Wooo-YAY!

  44. #46 loagun

    You said “The only people that laze around and get high are obviously the posters here.” “Lets get fat and rant at our computers because someone elses life is better then mine!”

    Yet you missed the complete and utter irony that you are posting here….guess that means you laze around get high and fat. Careful throwing shit, sometimes you get your hands dirty. Just like Tom Cruise’s face gets dirty after giving me very very mediocre blow-jobs.

  45. If someone who looked like that told me she loved me I’d be running the other way.

  46. jrzpussie

    Fricken idiot, regardless of the way things turn out divorce or no divorce, poor or rich, she won’t have the last laugh. Speaking of laughing or NOT LAUGHING…#18 that means you. It’s ironic the way you attack jrzmommy for her “mothering” issues yet you’re the one who needs a spank. I normally ignore you but some days scrolling just doesn’t cut it, you’re like an ADHD kid with bad B.O., go take a fucking ridalin and leave the “funny” comments to us smart older people thanks.

  47. Year’s supply of beef jerky, here we come!

    http://www.celebslam.com

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