Britney Spears loves her money

May 23rd, 2006 // 137 Comments
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  1. Shelley Bonnechance

    My gosh. If I had Britney’s money, I’d have enough to give a tithe to my church AND enough to buy myself the coolest, cutest maternity clothes on the planet.

    I honestly don’t understand why this girl walks around looking like she fetched her cheapo Wal-Mart outfit out of the dirty clothes hamper.

  2. Well, you gotta give Britney credit for getting out before the church got all her money….

  3. Iambananas

    Okay, so she dosen’t want to be bossed around by Kaballah, but her mother is fine to handle her money… what does K-Fed have to say about this? He IS AFTER ALL her husband!

  4. TrannyGranny

    That isn’t Spears. Look at the pics. It has a dick.

  5. ffordegroupie

    Sorry unrational but the Catholic Church does NOT demand tithes. I have loadsa friends who are but they don’t tithe at all. Of course they probably would if they had Shitney’s kind of money.

  6. Whipper_willow

    NO ILLEGAL ALIENS! STOP AMNESTY! STOP THE TAKING OVER OF THE COUNTRY! BECOME A LEGAL CITIZEN THE RIGHT WAY… NOT THE ILLEGAL WAY! IT’S DISGUSTING AND BREAKING THE LAW AND IT MAKES IT MISERABLE FOR LEGAL AMERICANS!

  7. TrannyGranny

    Yo Ford;

    The catholic church is almost solely responsible for every fucking bad thing that has happened in the world in the last 2000 years. The catholic church, namely a fucktard named Irenaeus, stifled the teachings of Christ for political power, even subverting Athanasius into making a law that the texts of the “bible” are the only teachings that are to be considered sacred. Men trying to take control of the world. 2000 years of torture, bigotry and power play is still commencing under the blindness of you fucks.

    I have just as much relevant shit to say about all organized religions, fucktards.

    But hey, I am here to trash celebrities. Sorry. (not to you Ford, not to you)

  8. TrannyGranny

    Hey guys, for the record, I ain’t fucking religous…read the bible 12 years ago for the sole purpose of arguing with my born again roomie….and consistantly won.

  9. Fa Cube Itches

    40: You raise some interesting points. If I were to join with Britney and become a practitioner of “Sean Prestonism” and I developed stigmata, would I just bleed profusely from the head, drool constantly, and laugh out of context? How would communion work: “Take this Chee-to for it is my body. Take this Natural Light, for it is my blood.”

    If Brit-brit gets her gun, I think the Church will be Our Lady of the Sucking Chest Wound.

  10. TrannyGranny

    Fa;

    funny!

    not many get the sucking chest wound, however, where the fuck is my beautiful red-head, Pagan Queen? Ya’ll get that military shit, rock wit it baby!

    fuck, I got nuthin.

  11. CruisingForCock

    unrational is not a word. It’s like irrational…. please make a note of it.

  12. kittenpaw

    o–i had no idea this had anything to do with money.

    shit, i just figured the bracelet snapped off under the pressure of so much fat on her wrists.

    maybe the money stalking is just a coverup?

  13. unrational

    lol..

    #105.. i never said they demand people to tithe. But they were one of the first to reinstate it.

    #111.. if that was directed towards me, I’m aware its not the correct word (though you’d be surprised at the amount of people who dont.).. inside joke i suppose.

  14. CruisingForCock

    113 Saw it in 105. Assumed it was babble. Since it is an inside joke…I’ll eat my words..maybe even you if you’re lucky…

  15. prettierthanmeganharris

    Happy Birthday Cruising! Hope it was a good one :)

  16. ivycrimsonalum

    Thus lending new meaning to the words, “trailer trash.” By the way, what “salary ?” …or didn’t K-Fed blow through all her $ already ?

  17. brittany1202

    For everyone that says how she needs to lose weight after a baby…she’s pregnant again sooo you’re going to have to wait on that and stop being really harsh.

    And yes, she SHOULD get those jeans hemmed and I have seen celebs wearing worse…at award shows.

  18. Savannah*.

    With most people, the camera added 10lbs. Britney, on the otherhand, has about 70 added on to her…and i’d say around 250 added to her ass.

  19. chaerry

    seriously, i know she let some of you down by not marrying a super star and dining out in expensive restaurants all the time. but i respect her for being normal and for doing all the things normal people do, like wearing jeans that need hemming, having a bra strap that ocassionally shows, and for marrying some one she cares about. if she changes her mind about K-fed later, good for her. for now, maybe she is really better than other celebrities who feel that they need to marry someone who is approved by her fans. check the numbers, she is super wealthy, but she is also only 24. she is under no obligation to sing and dance again, and if i were her and i would live a normal life: dress up when I want to and eat cheetos when I want to. maybe you can all learn something from her… be yourself!

  20. It’s good that Brit realized that she should quit Kabbalah. Stupid religions asking for money. Anyway, Brit needs a stylist. Someone who looks over her fashion style.

  21. Jacq

    #97 – Thanks for the wishes! Apparently, I sub-consiously wanted to get shit on. ‘Cause that’s what I got! I only have frenemies. I didn’t even get sex. :(

  22. And the third child it is planned for when? Somebody little to lend a coil to her?

  23. L239

    Ten bucks says this “pregnancy” is all a scam to get the Cheeto jokes to stop.

  24. HughJorganthethird

    It’s her ass thats wierd fitting not her jeans.

    i always thought that red thing was emergancy licorice in case she got hungry.

  25. unrational

    #114.. LOL I might just have to take you up on that. Its my birthday tomorrow so I should be lucky. :>

  26. paranoidasteroid

    you should not blame Britney’s pants for her ass.
    that is all.

  27. katebailey

    britney is just a selfish bitch. quit carrying around your child when you’re pregnant – it’s not good!! and quit dressing like a fucking hillbilly and wash your hair once in a while and get some highlights or something. i cant believe she has all that money and she goes out like that. i feel so bad for that poor baby and the other one that’s on the way. someone needs to slap her around some and let her know how stupid she is.

  28. herbiefrog

    86 there is a switch
    you havent found yet

    as i am given to
    understand
    that
    tc
    l
    tc

  29. herbiefrog

    87 is that anger i can feel :)

  30. herbiefrog

    90
    only entrust it to genuine
    non-profit
    volantarty
    organisations
    ot just do it yourself :)_)

  31. herbiefrog

    92
    1. whatever you would like :)
    2. funny how things work out :))
    3a its a switch, you can switch it if you want you have a free pass
    3b i will listen to it later. noted
    3c. she’s coming home, lay off :)

  32. herbiefrog

    hello m@ace
    just got that message :)
    what a great switch :))
    next?

  33. herbiefrog

    94 well done

    werer all going to get better
    and show
    everyone
    what life could
    be like
    if people
    didnt steal
    all
    the waelth
    by hiding it wasay

    i can provide everything you need
    you dont have to store wealth

    so lets start giving ait bacjk

    and op

    puit
    this
    shrub

    to shame

    :)

  34. herbiefrog

    so i hear
    that

    tc=tc :)

  35. zoe

    hiya i no that britney has nerly droped her baby but i dont think that means she is a bad mom i think britney is a good mom i have found somthings out like wit she has sarefad for here son so dont yous that she is a bad mom agenst her and i no somtime she can look a bit better than she does but somtime there is no pount in geting all fancy walking to the shops and it dis not mater how much money she has she is still the girl she was befor she was ritch and i dont think that she is a bich i think britney is kind because when she was in hawaii she whhent to visit her no 1 fan and she dident have to do that and i would love her to viset me

  36. zoe

    hiya i no that britney has nerly droped her baby but i dont think that means she is a bad mom i think britney is a good mom i have found somthings out like wit she has sarefad for here son so dont yous that she is a bad mom agenst her and i no somtime she can look a bit better than she does but somtime there is no pount in geting all fancy walking to the shops and it dis not mater how much money she has she is still the girl she was befor she was ritch and i dont think that she is a bich i think britney is kind because when she was in hawaii she whhent to visit her no 1 fan and she dident have to do that and i would love her to viset me

  37. It’s unbelievable the way celebs spend their money. BS has a mental disorder so that is probably why she’s on a tight spending leash.

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