Maybe she should wrap her wads of cash around her baby to cushion the fall when she drops him every other hour.
many religions (and not just the ones that celebrities adhere to) ask adherents to donate money to them, or to give part of their salary as a tithe. Its part of Judaism, Buddhism, mormonism, many Christian denominations, and is one of the five pillars of Islam. Where else are religious organizations supposed to get money from, for owning religious buildings, giving to charity etc. Most religions do not operate in the same way as scientology, however, on a “Salvation for money” basis (thats more in line with a Pre-Reformation Catholic attitude), but rather it is considered a religious duty to give what you can.
That does not mean that “Hollywood” Kabbalah doesnt suck balls though.
All I wanna know is, where is the ’70s porn star bodyguard guy with the cheesy mustache? Don’t tell me she’s fired him already. Maybe she’s actually trying to kill the kid and she’s firing everybody who gets in her way?
She’s got more Secret Service types hanging around than the president does. So much money wasted to keep her alive. Too bad she still can’t afford a support bra for those lopsided boobs.
hey, at least she smarter than all those Scientologists!!!
Remember when we used to surf the web looking for new, sexy Britney pictures? It seems like so long ago. Now I cringe when I see new images of her.
@ 24- Cruisin, don’t worry hotpants. My gift to you is much better, longer, and harder than a phone call.
That’s right, I got you a new baseball bat.
Swing away, my birthday hooka. Actually, you’re gift will arrive tomorrow before 10:00 am at a mutual friend of our’s house. I’ll email you the details- and a picture of me sitting naked on a park bench, eating a taco. Now let your imagination get the best of you.
Ho-Ho-Ho, Green GIANT
I think she loves her donuts too.
Actually, I think it would be the little one, “Little Sprout”. I don’t think she’s that tall.
She looks like Mariah Scary in that first photo.
I think the giant oversize sunglasses look needs to crawl off in the corner and die. It doesn’t look good on ANYONE.
From behind, in pic #2, she looks like Drew Barrymore.
#s 25 & 26 – haven’t you learned anything from Sam Kinison and Brandon Lee yet? Be careful mentioning the Lord and heaven as a point in a joke. I realize what this site is about, but get real with that stuff. It’s not funny really.
For some reason, she almost looks like an impersonation of herself. I don’t know, there’s something ‘off’ about these pics. Besides everything else about her clothes, hair and sunglasses, even.
I agree, M@ce, the enormous sunglasses aren’t really a good look. That’s a trend that should be stopped.
Dont you mean “Scarrymore” ha.
Ok, so she’s pregnant and she’s going to wear jeans that are way too long with clunky ass shoes (that she probably stole out of Jamie-Lynn’s closet and mashed her hooves into)?
I can’t wait until she trips and falls on her stomach while holding SP.
Papa, I hope it’s sausage because there is nothing I love more than sausage except maybe bacon…
#44, tinkerbelle – I am at peace mith my God and he has a sense of humor, that’s why he created Paris and hooked Britney up with F-Fag, nothing else explains it.
Now quit preaching before you get a lightning bolt up your ass.
M@ce, I am thoroughly astonished! You formed a complete sentence! But way to go for staying true to yourself, you ended with a SMASH!
You amuse me. Keep it up.
not quite :)
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