wonder if that’s one of those hair things that jessica simpson is trying to make a buck on… so not impressed. WTF??
Obviously Britney is not as dumb as we think she is. Tom Cruise bought the whole ‘pay for information’ religion thing, as have many, many others. If there’s one thing you know when you’re raised in the south, its that you don’t have to pay your way into heaven. We don’t know… well.. much else though!
By the way… Hey Brit, how was your trip?? See you next fall!!!! Get some new jeans sheesh.
I would like to also wish both of you a happy B-day. Jacq- I tried to call you this morning, but I’ll assume you had someone’s birthday gift halfway down your throat.
If you look closely, that, my friends, is the same sweaty, stretched, skanky brassiere she was wearing when she tried to slam Sean Preston against the pavement.
“finally her mom said,
I bet her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud.
God you think she’d have learned her lesson and hemmed the damn pants. Why are her arms getting so fat?? I just had a baby too but I didnt use it as an excuse to let myself go. People use pregnancy as an excuse to gorge on junk and it’s a shame, your eating habits should stay the same. But maybe hers werent to good to begin with?
I’m pretty sure all Christian religions, not just Catholic, ask you to tithe and give a certain percentage of your income to the church. It actually is somewhere in the bible but I can’t remember where but they aren’t supposed to stalk you for it. Free will and all that.
I forgot to mention I watched an old SNL episode when Britney was the guest…I can’t believe how she let herself go.
Papa, Thanks. I’m jealous. I didn’t get a phone call.
#16 – all organized religion wants a cut of your cash, usually 10% or better.
I think my hard-earned money is much better spent on helping out the needy, so I buy cheap hookers instead. I’m sure God will see the goodness in my actions and give me a prominent place in Heaven.
Good fucking lord. Does that cunt only have one bra, one pair of jeans, and one pair of shoes?? I’m waiting for the pic that shows she’s wearing the same thong too. Ew.
I guess since everybody’s been calling her a hick, she’s decided to fully embrace hick-dom. She’s succeeding admirably.
Whenever I get long fitting jeans I try to get them hemmed or roll them…I’m really short so it’s a constant hassle. Her jeans look weird on her ass….
All I want to know is who in the FUCKING HELL designed that shirt? Its every shade of puke and snot green known to man. And, good Lord woman, would it kill you to slather on some moisturizer and a lipstick shade that brings your face back from the dead?
Um, Kabbalah sucks anyway. Madonna’s pretty much the face behind that stupid “religion,” and all she does is run around in Lycra leotards and hang herself from fake crosses. Britney’s better off worshiping SP’s dirty diapers than that crap.
As my grand-pappy used to say: “Damn, that ass is two ax-handles wide.”
I think Michael Stipe said it best…
“ooh life… it’s bigger… it’s bigger than you and you are not my ass…”
#5 – Fuck, if those jeans are anywhere near as magical as Tara Reid’s nipple-slip dress, Britney is NEVER going to go away.
Ah, I bet everywhere she goes, she leaves behind her an alluring scent/jetwash consisting of stale Marlboro Menthols/baby puke/wine coolers and Federline….YUMMO!!!…who doesn’t wanna hit that???
I can give her leeway for the funny jeans up by her waist, considering she is preggers and all, they will fit funny, but down down down by her feet–I think you make enough money to get them hemmed! Then again, you don’t make enough to buy KFed normal clothes, yet you support his drinking and drug habbit.
Hrm. I think if I have a baby I want to trip and fall and smash the child’s head into the ground? Why? Because my role model is Britney Spears.
And KFed is mine, biotch.
Good to see she’s bounced back from the public meltdown. Kabbalah’s asking for too much money? Maybe that’s why she made Sean Preston her religion. It’s cheaper. Gotta love her conviction. I wonder what one would call the Sean Preston religion? Our Infant of the Bruised Skull? Immaculate Baby of the Unsmiling? Let’s just refer to him as an accessory and be done with it.
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