Britney Spears loves her money

May 23rd, 2006 // 137 Comments
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Comments (137)

  1. IFuckingHateYou | May 23, 2006 at 10:38 am

    Stupid Kabbalah leaders, don’t they know that Britney is already taking care of one free-loader named K-Sped, she can’t afford to pay for her religion too!
    If she could do that, she’d be a Scientologist.

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  2. Jedi Kevin | May 23, 2006 at 10:40 am

    Maybe she also likes the ham.

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  3. Giggles | May 23, 2006 at 10:43 am

    She still hasn’t learned to dress well, has she? She’s got the too-long skanky jeans on…but at least she left the baby elsewhere.

    You would imagine some public pressure would get her to dress like a normal human being. But apparently she is too superior to us all, and can dress like a hobo whenever she likes, money or not.

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  4. DancingQueen | May 23, 2006 at 10:47 am

    OMG, she’s turned into Mariah Carey! Nice extensions by the way.

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  5. RTH | May 23, 2006 at 10:48 am

    How DARE a religion ask for a tithe?! No religion should ever request a certain percentage of anyone’s earnings or assets! Oh wait, this is how it is for nearly every religion… Britney and her mom are douchebags. She fits right in with being married to K-Fag.

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  6. LickyLicky | May 23, 2006 at 10:51 am

    Aren’t those the same stupid jeans she was wearing when she almost dropped the baby? With the same stupid shoes? Are those her ‘dropping’ jeans? She dropped the baby, dropped her religion… maybe she’ll drop K-Sped; all because of a pair of jeans. Magic jeans, people, magic jeans.

    This might also explain her breasts.

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  7. BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 10:52 am

    Damn, I’ve gotta admit that was one smart decision on her part, now, she needs to somehow *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* get rid of Douchebergline. Put her money to work for her.

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  8. Italian Stallion | May 23, 2006 at 10:52 am

    I would like to give a shout out to 2 sluts on their Birthdays…….Jacq, Happy Birthday bitch!!!!!!!!! CruisingForCock, Happy Birthday bitch!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Captain Call | May 23, 2006 at 10:52 am

    she is starting to look like the new-and-improved horse faced Jessica Simpson.

    but with fatter ass. She needs to hang out with Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Ritchey for a while and learn how to purge properly (like all women should)

    TCLTC

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  10. Italian Stallion | May 23, 2006 at 10:54 am

    I’m no Steve Irwin, but don’t whales die out of water?

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  11. gas_up_the_hrududu | May 23, 2006 at 10:55 am

    For someone who has so much money, she dresses like a homeless person.

    Actually, I’ve seen better-dressed homeless people.

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  12. DancingQueen | May 23, 2006 at 10:57 am

    Oops, forgot to comment about the religion thing. Too caught up in her morphing into Mariah. Well I guess that Kabbalah bullshit’s no different than say… Catholicism. Pretty sad that people have to pay their way into heaven.

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  13. Captain Awesome | May 23, 2006 at 10:57 am

    rofl @ #8:

    End of thread.

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  14. Gerald Tarrant | May 23, 2006 at 10:57 am

    Next story for the ‘Fish: Britney leaves SP at a McDonald’s.

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  15. msdoormat | May 23, 2006 at 11:01 am

    Britney loves her money like a fat kid…I mean like Britney loves her cake.

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  16. Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 23, 2006 at 11:02 am

    *snooooorrrrrrrrrre*

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  17. BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 11:02 am

    @7 HOO ZAA!! HOO ZAA!!…happy birthday to those mentioned..may death come swiftly to their enemies.

    On another note, this Britney ensemble is from the “Pulled out of the Hamper Sniff and Wear Collection” Milan, not L.A.

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  18. CancerNipples | May 23, 2006 at 11:03 am

    Those are the same jeans she was wearing in New York when she tripped. The exact same, see the trim on the hem.

    Bitch change your clothes.

    Oh and I’m sorry if this has already been pointed out but apparently SF is doing some “all posts must be approved by mods” thing, which is completely ridiculous.

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  19. Getitstraight | May 23, 2006 at 11:05 am

    Maybe fucking Lynn Spears should think more about “having enough” of Britney’s parenting skills instead of worrying about her daughter’s money, I think the world is more concerned with her grandson’s well being than she is. Britney!!!get you jeans hemmed, didn’t you learn anything from your last trip???

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  20. playahater101 | May 23, 2006 at 11:06 am

    I’d be weary of any religion that asked for a percentage of your income and then pestered you until they got it. I don’t think God is keeping track of how much money you give your church. I thought religion was supposed to be about faith, not about money.

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  21. trophywife | May 23, 2006 at 11:08 am

    wonder if that’s one of those hair things that jessica simpson is trying to make a buck on… so not impressed. WTF??

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  22. 86 | May 23, 2006 at 11:09 am

    Obviously Britney is not as dumb as we think she is. Tom Cruise bought the whole ‘pay for information’ religion thing, as have many, many others. If there’s one thing you know when you’re raised in the south, its that you don’t have to pay your way into heaven. We don’t know… well.. much else though!

    By the way… Hey Brit, how was your trip?? See you next fall!!!! Get some new jeans sheesh.

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  23. PapaHotNuts | May 23, 2006 at 11:10 am

    I would like to also wish both of you a happy B-day. Jacq- I tried to call you this morning, but I’ll assume you had someone’s birthday gift halfway down your throat.

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  24. BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 11:16 am

    If you look closely, that, my friends, is the same sweaty, stretched, skanky brassiere she was wearing when she tried to slam Sean Preston against the pavement.

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  25. prideofchucky | May 23, 2006 at 11:16 am

    “finally her mom said,

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  26. PapaHotNuts | May 23, 2006 at 11:19 am

    I bet her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud.

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  27. Dee | May 23, 2006 at 11:21 am

    God you think she’d have learned her lesson and hemmed the damn pants. Why are her arms getting so fat?? I just had a baby too but I didnt use it as an excuse to let myself go. People use pregnancy as an excuse to gorge on junk and it’s a shame, your eating habits should stay the same. But maybe hers werent to good to begin with?

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  28. cat | May 23, 2006 at 11:22 am

    I’m pretty sure all Christian religions, not just Catholic, ask you to tithe and give a certain percentage of your income to the church. It actually is somewhere in the bible but I can’t remember where but they aren’t supposed to stalk you for it. Free will and all that.

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  29. Dee | May 23, 2006 at 11:24 am

    I forgot to mention I watched an old SNL episode when Britney was the guest…I can’t believe how she let herself go.

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  30. CruisingForCock | May 23, 2006 at 11:31 am

    Stallion, Thanks.

    Papa, Thanks. I’m jealous. I didn’t get a phone call.

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  31. IFuckingHateYou | May 23, 2006 at 11:33 am

    #16 – all organized religion wants a cut of your cash, usually 10% or better.
    I think my hard-earned money is much better spent on helping out the needy, so I buy cheap hookers instead. I’m sure God will see the goodness in my actions and give me a prominent place in Heaven.

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  32. Ari | May 23, 2006 at 11:39 am

    Good fucking lord. Does that cunt only have one bra, one pair of jeans, and one pair of shoes?? I’m waiting for the pic that shows she’s wearing the same thong too. Ew.

    I guess since everybody’s been calling her a hick, she’s decided to fully embrace hick-dom. She’s succeeding admirably.

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  33. gogoboots | May 23, 2006 at 11:44 am

    Whenever I get long fitting jeans I try to get them hemmed or roll them…I’m really short so it’s a constant hassle. Her jeans look weird on her ass….

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  34. SparklingStarlet | May 23, 2006 at 11:47 am

    All I want to know is who in the FUCKING HELL designed that shirt? Its every shade of puke and snot green known to man. And, good Lord woman, would it kill you to slather on some moisturizer and a lipstick shade that brings your face back from the dead?

    Um, Kabbalah sucks anyway. Madonna’s pretty much the face behind that stupid “religion,” and all she does is run around in Lycra leotards and hang herself from fake crosses. Britney’s better off worshiping SP’s dirty diapers than that crap.

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  35. lickmetwice | May 23, 2006 at 11:48 am

    As my grand-pappy used to say: “Damn, that ass is two ax-handles wide.”

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  36. fblau | May 23, 2006 at 11:52 am

    I think Michael Stipe said it best…

    “ooh life… it’s bigger… it’s bigger than you and you are not my ass…”

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  37. SparklingStarlet | May 23, 2006 at 11:53 am

    #5 – Fuck, if those jeans are anywhere near as magical as Tara Reid’s nipple-slip dress, Britney is NEVER going to go away.

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  38. BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 11:59 am

    Ah, I bet everywhere she goes, she leaves behind her an alluring scent/jetwash consisting of stale Marlboro Menthols/baby puke/wine coolers and Federline….YUMMO!!!…who doesn’t wanna hit that???

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  39. Jenna | May 23, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    I can give her leeway for the funny jeans up by her waist, considering she is preggers and all, they will fit funny, but down down down by her feet–I think you make enough money to get them hemmed! Then again, you don’t make enough to buy KFed normal clothes, yet you support his drinking and drug habbit.

    Hrm. I think if I have a baby I want to trip and fall and smash the child’s head into the ground? Why? Because my role model is Britney Spears.
    And KFed is mine, biotch.

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  40. UNWASHEDMASSES | May 23, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    Good to see she’s bounced back from the public meltdown. Kabbalah’s asking for too much money? Maybe that’s why she made Sean Preston her religion. It’s cheaper. Gotta love her conviction. I wonder what one would call the Sean Preston religion? Our Infant of the Bruised Skull? Immaculate Baby of the Unsmiling? Let’s just refer to him as an accessory and be done with it.

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  41. blueballs | May 23, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    Maybe she should wrap her wads of cash around her baby to cushion the fall when she drops him every other hour.

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  42. Charlaurz McHall | May 23, 2006 at 12:33 pm

    many religions (and not just the ones that celebrities adhere to) ask adherents to donate money to them, or to give part of their salary as a tithe. Its part of Judaism, Buddhism, mormonism, many Christian denominations, and is one of the five pillars of Islam. Where else are religious organizations supposed to get money from, for owning religious buildings, giving to charity etc. Most religions do not operate in the same way as scientology, however, on a “Salvation for money” basis (thats more in line with a Pre-Reformation Catholic attitude), but rather it is considered a religious duty to give what you can.

    That does not mean that “Hollywood” Kabbalah doesnt suck balls though.
    http://celebreligion.com

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  43. TaiTai | May 23, 2006 at 12:36 pm

    All I wanna know is, where is the ’70s porn star bodyguard guy with the cheesy mustache? Don’t tell me she’s fired him already. Maybe she’s actually trying to kill the kid and she’s firing everybody who gets in her way?

    She’s got more Secret Service types hanging around than the president does. So much money wasted to keep her alive. Too bad she still can’t afford a support bra for those lopsided boobs.

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  44. Libraesque | May 23, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    hey, at least she smarter than all those Scientologists!!!

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  45. Geno | May 23, 2006 at 1:16 pm

    Remember when we used to surf the web looking for new, sexy Britney pictures? It seems like so long ago. Now I cringe when I see new images of her.
    http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

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  46. PapaHotNuts | May 23, 2006 at 1:18 pm

    @ 24- Cruisin, don’t worry hotpants. My gift to you is much better, longer, and harder than a phone call.

    That’s right, I got you a new baseball bat.
    Swing away, my birthday hooka. Actually, you’re gift will arrive tomorrow before 10:00 am at a mutual friend of our’s house. I’ll email you the details- and a picture of me sitting naked on a park bench, eating a taco. Now let your imagination get the best of you.

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  47. Fisher55 | May 23, 2006 at 1:22 pm

    Ho-Ho-Ho, Green GIANT

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  48. The Lazy Asian | May 23, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    I think she loves her donuts too.

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  49. Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 23, 2006 at 1:32 pm

    #38
    Actually, I think it would be the little one, “Little Sprout”. I don’t think she’s that tall.

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  50. Morticia | May 23, 2006 at 1:34 pm

    She looks like Mariah Scary in that first photo.

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