Britney Spears lost her virginity at 14

November 20th, 2007 // 62 Comments
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Remember when Britney Spears arrived on the scene and she was marketed as the wholesome little girl that was saving herself for marriage but just loved sexy outfits? Turns out it was all an elaborate ruse, according to Us Weekly:

But lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the “virgin” image Spears portrayed was, in his words, a “PR blitz.” In fact, Us reports in its new issue that Spears lost her virginity at 14 to boyfriend Reg Jones, and that she and Justin Timberlake were intimate from the beginning.

I find this all hard to believe. Britney Spears always has and always will compose herself as a lady. She’s a sophisticated connoisseur, devout animal lover, and philanthropist. In fact, I believe she’s still a virgin. I don’t even know where those kids came from. I’ll just assume that dastardly ruffian Kevin Federline purloined them from some unsuspecting couple. Fortunately Britney has delicately taken them under her wing and opened her home just like her role model Jesus of Nazareth would’ve done. Now those children can rest their heads peacefully knowing that they’re safe, loved, and free from danger.

NOTE: Yup, it’s official. If I ever had to run a Britney Spears fansite, I’d slam my head in an oven door until I lost consciousness. Ha ha! I’d smell like cookies.


  1. Bigger Thomas

    This is a BIG SCOOP! Hey, I got another EXCLUSIVE for you. C’mon, get a little closer…

    See that big thing above you? Its called the sky.

    And guess what? It’s BLUE!

  2. Britney again. She is always hotter than others. Everyone has his/her own lifestyle, we can not judge someone just according to his/her past life experiences. We’d say, she really performances well when she is singing and dancing, I’d enjoy that. Like the videos I just watched on casualpal.com. Hope she is well.

  3. ………………………………………………YOU WHORE!!

  4. Kim Kardashian's Deceased Father, Esq.

    If lawyer Eric Ervin disclosed anything that he learned in confidence from Britney, even 12 years ago, he’s about to get disbarred.

  5. linda

    you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online ad*ult club sugarmommymeet, by which you are seeking a sexy GUY for extramarital relationship.. fu*k u!

  6. omg

    god i want justin to fuck me

  7. Remember the scandalous news, back when Britney was still playing “Virgin” for all the world, when some rich pervert reportedly offered millions of dollars for her V-Card?

    She should have taken it, the dumb cunt! hahahaha!

  8. joanzh

    Britney Spears virginity with Reg Jones.

    http://pics.qweki.com/c9c67424d369f3414728

    Reg Jones is the guy who is said to have sex with Britney Spears when she was 14. Britney should not have claimed to be a virgin then.

  9. idiots

    is it really that important that you post 500 posts of britney in a week?
    and yet you claim that if you were a britney fan site, you would kill yourself.
    well guess what
    superficial.com has become a britney news base.

  10. John

    No. 35.

    Actually this is more important than what is happening now because as another guy says it shows just how these pop starlets are tools for corporate america. Jeez this music industry has less integrity and class than the porn industry and quite frankly today serves the same purpose.

    Thanks god the music industry is dying, maybe with the internet and it’s no barriers to distribution, MUSIC especially live music “might” actually be the focus, not the fact that someone is attractive.

  11. WASON

    O, she is so lovely and pretty,
    looks like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/regiatration
    , I just wondering why there are so manypretty girls on that site?

  12. jen

    britney is a lowlife. her and her redneck family.
    whenever anyone would talk about her from the mickey mouse club. they’d be like. yeah the sluty one.
    she basicly moans her name.

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