Britney Spears lost her virginity at 14

November 20th, 2007 // 62 Comments
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Remember when Britney Spears arrived on the scene and she was marketed as the wholesome little girl that was saving herself for marriage but just loved sexy outfits? Turns out it was all an elaborate ruse, according to Us Weekly:

But lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the “virgin” image Spears portrayed was, in his words, a “PR blitz.” In fact, Us reports in its new issue that Spears lost her virginity at 14 to boyfriend Reg Jones, and that she and Justin Timberlake were intimate from the beginning.

I find this all hard to believe. Britney Spears always has and always will compose herself as a lady. She’s a sophisticated connoisseur, devout animal lover, and philanthropist. In fact, I believe she’s still a virgin. I don’t even know where those kids came from. I’ll just assume that dastardly ruffian Kevin Federline purloined them from some unsuspecting couple. Fortunately Britney has delicately taken them under her wing and opened her home just like her role model Jesus of Nazareth would’ve done. Now those children can rest their heads peacefully knowing that they’re safe, loved, and free from danger.

NOTE: Yup, it’s official. If I ever had to run a Britney Spears fansite, I’d slam my head in an oven door until I lost consciousness. Ha ha! I’d smell like cookies.

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  1. veggi

    It was the Mickey Mouse Club initiation.

  2. gcoke

    someone find this tool’s myspace STAT!

  3. showmeup

    She is a cute babe…She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebrity dating club MeetRich.com with her hot pictures and blogs there. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture.

  4. p0nk

    10 to 1 Reg Jones is black.

  5. metalman

    hell, 14 yrs old in a louisiana trailer park? she was an old maid!

  6. Brit Smells Like Vomit

    I bet she had a whole bunch of abortions.

  7. 14?? Geez what a slut.

  8. wtf? 14??? that’s so freaking young. yeah im sure she has undergone abortion!! she’s worse than paris hilton!

  9. D. Richards (Philanthropist.)

    I wonder if J-Lynn’s a virgin? I want big-sister Britney to be her little sisters first. God, this is the last time I ever talk-at you. Make this happen, or I start praying to satan you sonofabitch!

    Oh, yeah. I remeber when Spears first came to light. I thought, I thought to myself, I thought: “What a virginal little woman she is.” “She’s such a virgin. Look at her acting like a filthy slut. Virgin.” I believed everything Britney said. Still do!

    Honestly, I couldn’t believe Britney Spears was forreal. I actually thought she, and KidRock were jokes. I am not making that shit up. It was confusing to realize that, yes, indeed Britney was an actual recording “artist”. Strange days.

  10. stupid bitches make me sick

    i thought for sure her daddy was the one who crushed her marlboro’s but i applaud her for not keeping it in the family.

  11. Jillia

    Is that a third nipple up by her arm pit??

  12. Kerbear

    Think about it though, if Britney did lose her virginity at 14 and she was sold under that wholesome, good girl, virgin image, would Reg Jones not have come forward to say he slept with her? Think of the money he could have made and the tabloids would have just lapped it up.
    I hate to say it, but I think it might be a lie. Unless her PR people paid him off or something to keep quiet. She probably just lost it at 16 or 17 with Timberlake.
    Then he left her and her life went to shit.

  13. When will this non stop bashing of Britney stop. I wish you stupid people would just leave her alone. Who cares when she lost her virginity? And who cares if it was black guy. JUST LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!

    Oh wait, I hate this stuped bitch. Never mind..

  14. Why would anyone ever want to “hit” her? She always looks filthy.

  15. TCLTC

    TCLTC

  16. Why would a Lawyer blab about something that is none of his business.

    It just goes to show -you can NOT trust ANYONE

    They will turn on you, eventually

  17. kimmy4lsu

    #6. metalman

    as much as i don’t like britney, i hate how immediately after you know she’s from louisiana, you assume she was in a trailer park. NEWSFLASH: there aren’t many trailer parks here, hell, i’ve seen wayyy more of those in texas and the midwest. i “love” how the really stupid people assume that everyone from louisiana or the south in general is backwards. britney actually came from kentwood, which is a nice middle class community. and, well, she DID get paid for her stint on the mickey mouse club, so it’s not like they were poor or anything. oh, and also, her boyfriend wasn’t black. not like it matters, but some of you could have figured that out with a little research of your own…..oh, that’s right, i forgot: a little ‘ole hick like me for louisiana shouldn’t know how to read and write.

  18. Toby Weymiller

    Why did she wait so long?

  19. Lys

    13
    Do you believe in Santa Claus too?
    Cause Santa Claus and Britney Spears virginity are the same thing : a bedtime story for kids. She lost her virginity at 14, but I bet she started doing blow jobs a 10.
    And for the Britney fan club, let me remind you something : she became popular because she always looked like a slut and that’s why you love her. So why are you upset that her slutlyness is in fact real??
    You should start loving better role model artists like Rihanna or the pussycat dolls or.. wait..? what?!? Never mind…

  20. gotmilk?

    13, Reg Jones was probably 25 when he banged her at 14, so it would have been in his best interest to keep his yap shut.

  21. Lys

    Actually, I’m kind of sad for her. When she die she won’t be remenbered as a pop singer but as a total failure who can’t wash herself and dress like a human being.

    Well, I’m not that sad… In fact, I think she ask for what happen to her.

  22. Lowlands

    Britney looks tired and she needs badly a good shave as well.Oh wait,i must have a black-out because that’s her dog.But seriously,is it just me or did she lose some weight?

  23. thelordshallsmitethee

    She lost her virginity at 14 AND shes a devout animal lover. I can add 2 and 2 and come up with WHORE!

  24. Riotboy

    Nall, really?

    /not surprise

  25. jerryo

    Y’mean she’s “not that innocent”? psh, what do you expect?

  26. Shallow Val

    Like we really bought it the first time. The bitch is cray-zayyyyy!

  27. Ding Dong

    What a cow whore.

  28. Lame

    So what, I lost mine at 14, too…big deal…

  29. Lisa

    Who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. BaconMessiah

    I wonder if buddy who took it is now trying to give it back.

  31. caljenna66

    My boyfriend lost his Ray-Ban aviators at a Taco Bell…..HEY!!!

  32. mabbo

    Big deal. I lost my virginity at age 15. Most teenagers are fucking their brains out in high school…a word to the wise (parents). why would anybody be so shocked that Britney’s whole career has been one big carefully calculated PR blitz? LOL. Sheesh. Look at Avril Lavigne. She was packaged as a “sk8ter girl punk”, but when that stopped working for her, they quickly re-packaged her as a slut. And her fans ate it up without blinking an eye. All these hollywood types are products and live fake lives fabricated by PR and Marketing companies. Spears lost her virginity at age 14? Yeah, well, how do y’all think she got that record deal in the first place…it wasn’t her 4 octave voice, LOL.

  33. EllyBell

    “Ha ha! I’d smell like cookies!”

    my fave quote yet. even though i hate superfish sometimes. i just keep coming back for more. of the laser penis

  34. lux

    why does it matter when she lost her virginity?

    i don’t get it.

    is it because she hasn’t run over a paparazzo’s foot in a couple days? are we really that desperate for something “bad” brit has done?

    rag on someone else. this is boring and pointless.

  35. mike motorcycle

    whew, I just researched the dude and found out he wasn’t black. In a way, I’m kind of disappointed because I do have a bestiality fetish.

  36. Mike Motorcycle

    Yah, now I figured out how he managed to be so ballsy and take it from her. You see…… I just saw a picture of this dude and he seemed to have a receding hairline at age 16 so he knew his ‘hair’ days were numbered. Hence, he went for it . No gettin Britney’s pussy when you’re 21 and bald.

    I say good for him. When I lost my virginity to my best friend’s older sister at age 14 too, she was 18 and basically showed me what the fuck is up many times over. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed every minute of it and thank her to this day with a fond memory and a smile.

  37. endoftheshityear

    i don’t give a quarter of a shit

  38. I’m surprised she waited that long..

  39. 1MILF Hunter

    She lasted until 14 in Louisiana? What the hell was the matter? Wasn’t she good enough for family??

  40. gotmilk?

    just saw the picture of Reg Jones. are we sure they’re not half-siblings?

    honestly, i didn’t even know what oral sex was at 14. so i can’t imagine giving it up at that age.

  41. Look at her. Do you remember how she was? Do you really think that she was virgin for so manny years like she said? Cmone… For me it’s not a surprise that she lost her virginity at 14…

  42. HARV

    This isn’t surprising at all, considering that it was hidden that she really had no talent and is really a dirty selfish slob. To find out that that virginal image was also a big con-job just sort of confirms that everything about her was packaged while disguising the real Britney Spears.

  43. and why is this coming out 10 years later? we’re not lacking in the britney gossip department these days, and this little tid bit is so NOT interesting. i’d be more interested in how many jr. bacon cheeseburgers she can put down in one day. now THAT is real tabloid talk.

  44. Sneansrule

    Go girl! it only means she was liberated that much younger! justin timberlake talks about how he was deflowered at 15 and there’s never headlines about that. although he probably lost it to a fellow n’syncer..

    by the way – lmao at #2!

  45. kimmy4lsu

    #40. 1MILF Hunter

    just because you got molested by your family members at a young age doesn’t mean that crap happens here……..we see that shit happening in a trailer park near YOU…….stereotypes…….only idiots feed into that shit….

  46. LL

    If this is truly news to anybody, they should have themselves checked to make sure they haven’t inadvertently lapsed into a coma. Maybe I’m just old and jaded, but I don’t believe most of the PR shit I read or hear. I work in advertising, maybe that’s what did it… No, wait, it’s because I’m not 12 years old and I have more than two brain cells.

  47. roughdaddy

    i believe all that,,,i think this revalation make sence!!! i never believe she was a “virgin” when she was with timberdouche… i believe the p. r. stunt…

  48. jack222

    Frankly, we should not dig her privacy by all means. Any of you wanna share with everyone whe you havd sex for the first time? Boring question! And on briney’s personal blog at a celeb site called “millionaire cupid”, I saw many topics asking britney how many gentlmen she has had sex with, and did she satisfied with having sex with kevin,… boring question. We should skip this kind of questions. It’s useless

  49. L.Linus

    Ever wonder how some people get out of the bed in the morning. He’s black or he’s 25 sounds like a dumb speculation without knowing shit. Why let your racist side out when you make a statement? Her having sex at 14 is alarming, but not unexpected in this day and time.

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