Britney Spears loses her kids

October 1st, 2007 // 147 Comments
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An LA County Superior Court Judge has taken custody away from Britney Spears and ordered today that Kevin Federline “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.” TMZ reports:

Judge Gordon had ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing and take parenting classes. Sources say Federline’s powerhouse lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, raised the issue that Spears was driving without a valid California driver’s license … Spears took the kids to the drive-thru at Carl’s Jr. at 12:02 this afternoon and surrendered the kids to K-Fed’s bodyguard three minutes later.

What is the complete opposite of shocking? Because that’s what this is. The biggest surprise here is that Kevin Federline is getting the kids. I figured the judge would’ve come to his senses and awarded custody to a hungry shark. Or this blender I found in the garbage. I guess the jump up in parenting would’ve been too big a shock for the kids.


  1. IWONKY

    BUT PLEASE, DIDN’T WE ALL SEE THIS COMING, MONTHS AGO?????

  2. I don’t understand why does she act like this??? It isn’t a normal attitude.

  3. Jamie Lee

    Why am I not surprised? I hope this stupid ugly whore never sees her kids again…and for the record, I hope I never see them again. Given they are children and deserve a good life, but these have got to be the ugliest kids I have ever seen. Takes after their mother.

  4. I am very surprised! Does surprised mean emotionally vindicated and relieved?

  5. aja

    I love how all you losers are so quick to judge someobody you don’t even know, and will never know. You like kicking someone when they’re down, I guess.. Shows you have shit for brains and no character…..That’s all.

  6. aja

    Shows you also believe everything you read, like a bunch of brain dead monkeys. No underwear, and shaving your head – poor judgment, yes, but when is that child abuse????? What about Kate Moss letting that junkie around her kids, or Courtney Love, that miserable drug addled train wreck…There must be something I’m missing here. I’m not a Britney fan, but this seems like somewhat of an injustice. You’re all so dimwitted and quick to judge!! As is the judge….Look, maybe she is unfit, I’m not saying she isn’t, but clearly she loves her children, and is obviously troubled, sick mentally. have you all no compassion? Did you see how those kids cried when they pried them away?
    Somewhere, that bitter rat faced Sarah Silverman is laughing. Another wicked devil incarnate….

  7. Smush

    I have to say, I didn’t think this would really happen. I was starting to think it would, but with someone that powerful and wealthy I just didn’t think it would. Espc given that her ex isn’t exactly powerful or wealthy. Britney should seriously be ashamed of herself for not getting her shit together enough to at least retain partial custody. Pathetic. And yet she finds the time to go club hopping, etc, etc. What the hell is wrong with this girl? Either way, I hope she gets her stuff together for the sake of her kids and herself. Something definetly seemed to happen to her since the birth of her 2 kids. She does not seem mentally well. Either that or she is one serious narcissist.

  8. hi, aja, settle the fuck down. I’m not the judge. If a judge decided that her kids were not safe in her care, chances are pretty good that he’s right. A judge is privy to information that OMG may not be available in the tabloids. I’m not so concerned about how fat she gets, or how much hair she has, I’m more concerned about the fact that she’s photographed going out multiple times every week, getting drunk, and generally acting like an addled whore. That’s not what a good mother does. I like to have fun, but I put that want behind the needs of my freakin kids for christ’s sake.

  9. IWONKY

    Just face it. Britney did nothing to keep her kids because she does not want them and has not wanted them for a long time. If she wanted them, she would have been a better mother to them and she’d have them now. And that’s fine for Brit so don’t make excuses for her…she is about to curl up in the bed she made. She’s is doing this to her children on purpose, I suspect to hurt Kevin, so she is the meanest bitch of a mother I have ever seen and I’d like to kick her ass. I don’t know if she will hit rock bottom now; she’s pretty stupid. One day Sean Preston will ask, “Why did you let them take me away Mom?” Jayden James will ask, “Did you ever love me?” They will have proof in the media that Mom did nothing to keep them. She won’t be able to deny it to them. Maybe then she will hit rock bottom. If her sons grow up with no respect for women, we will all know why. Kevin, you have been deemed the better parent, or at least the less stupid one. Live up to it. I have no sympathy for Brit.

  10. I apologize FUCK OFF, my eTourrettes EAT JEW SHIT is acting up. I’m actually a very KWANZAA IS SATAN’S HOLIDAY kind, gentle, and SCROTUM LEECHES loving MY ANUS FOR PRESIDENT…oh forget it!!!

  11. very few people with tourettes actually present with coprolalia. Kids today.

  12. Tes

    I think it’s rather funny that people who go on about being on Britney’s side keep making remarks about her mental issues and how we should feel sorry for her and how she’s now lost her kids. If you can’t believe the tabloids or other sources of information on celebraties, how can you make statements about her sanity? If you think that the comments about Britney that are shown on this website are only based on rumours, false facts and paparazzi pictures, what are your sympathizing comments based on? Have you talked to Britney in person?

    I can’t believe someone defending Britney and talking about her having mental issues would be against authorities taking her children away. If you care about her, don’t you at all care about her kids?

    (and sorry about my english)

  13. non

    We’ve heard all along that the last thing Britney wanted was for her kids to be taken away, so no, I don’t think this was done on purpose. Some people are self-destructive, and we’ve all seen this trainwreck coming. It seems she’s too out of control of her life and undisciplined, realized she couldn’t handle them, and finally resigned to giving-away-the-kids-at-a-fast-food-restaurant.

  14. Kuntor

    d.i.d.n.’.t.
    s.e.e.
    t.h.i.s.
    c.o.m.i.n.g…

  15. jrzmommy

    “Hey, ya’ll….where’d them little fellas go? I jus’ brung ‘em a surpraz! Lookit….Superman Zippos!”

  16. FromOutOfNoWhere

    I’m not sure if this is even goods news, even though it’s not entirely unexpected. She has shown she really didn’t wan the kids, she was to young in her mental state to really be having kids.
    Now that they have been taken away from her, they are not exactly headed to a better environment. Being taken from an unstable mother and given to a hostage taker isn’t exactly any kind of news to be celebrating. Kevin will just use them as pawns to get his hands on more of Britney’s wealth. It’s been his goal all along. To take the money and run. He might as well have a gun to the kids head, only h the system is his gun.

  17. Shallow Val

    Britney claps her hands together in a “I’m done” motion and breathes a sigh of relief. “Whew, finally, they’re outta ma hayer.”

    Bitch got exactly what she wanted. Except she thinks they’re puppies, not people. She got two blond puppies from Santa and now that they’re so much responsibility, she has found a nice home for them and she can focus on the next puppy she’ll get.

    Euthanasia, euthanasia, euthanasia……

  18. Matthew

    so sad for the kids they be scarred for life i bet miss spears will be dead like anna nicole

  19. Christ on a Crotch

    Looks like a lot of the bleeding-heart Perezzers have managed to swim over to the fish, by the looks of the goddamn comments. Grow a pair you goddamn fucking pussies. She’s a hack and a bad mother. No excuses, none. Stop it already.

    Awww, poor Britney, FUCK BRITNEY. She’s not retarded, right? She sure knew what to shake around to get the record deals ,right? She sure knew how to slip it into her not-so-tight snatch, right?

    The pussification of America, and you all are contributing to it by excusing her irresponsible and infantile behavior.

  20. I really would like to be a referee type person here. I have a U.S.A. Ph.D. law degree, a home in Bel-Air, CA plus more. I have worked in U.S.A. Police Departments, and U.S.A. maximum-security penitentiaries. I worked on-set in Scream the movie (but not with Ms. Courtney Cox). I have worked on-set in the earlier Batman movies. The Bodyguard movie was/is very much about me. I have been in national U.S.A. newspapers, mainly in the mid-1990s (but a few years later I got severely libeled). I have insight into many parts of society that most people only wonder at.

    Some ‘Celebrities’ that are publicized as being narcotic drug abusers have been forced by sadisitic ‘Superthugs’ to do consume narcotic drugs to discredit them/to socially disenable them. I believe Ms. Britney Spears is not a narcotic drug abuser, but if she has ever consumed any narcotic drug it has been under duress (‘Superthuggery’).

    I know somethings about Mr. Kevin Federline e.g. in 2005 he was jailed and more than once – why were these events not headlining in the U.S.A. media?? I have seen the ‘penis-sucking’ video of Ms. Britney Spears and Mr. Kevin Federline and she clearly did not want to be doing this (see by the look in her eyes, her facial expression). Mr. Kevin Federline is from a place named Cornwall in Western England (U.K.) i.e. he is not from Fresno, California, U.S.A. as is publicly claimed about him.

    Ms. Britney Spears DID have a valid California driving license but it was ‘taken away’ but illegally e.g. produce of sinister conspiracy.

    There is a great proverb, “Where there is muck there is money.” but I believe in, “Where there is money there is muck.” i.e. people crudely referred as “rich”/”famous” often (need to) tolerate stalkers, obsessives, rapists (including criminal H.I.V. infectors), narcotic drug peddlers, murderers, fraudsters, thieves, liars, conspirators plus much more.

    Some people e.g. serious fraudsters have bodyguards to deter the Police, to deter the Courts et cetera but they are backward bodyguards in that they are there not to protect but to violate.

    Ms. Britney Spears IS a fit parent – the Judge/s are WRONG (I AM a U.S.A. Ph.D. law graduate…). Mr. Kevin Federline should apologize to all and move back to Cornwall, Western England (U.K.).

    In the past decade the U.S.A., generally, has deteriorated but Ms. Britney Spears is one of the minority that has not deteriorated with it.

    Ms. Britney Spears is a superb entertainer that has done much good for the U.S.A., for the World. Many people falsely believe that they are Masters of things that they know little or nothing of – the people that are derogatory toward Ms. Britney Spears are probably in this category.

    There is nothing wrong with shaving your all your hair off. Ms. Britney Spears is not a bisexual nor a homosexual. There is a high-quality social proverb; “If you are not gay then you are okay.” So, Ms. Britney Spears must be okay. I am not a homophobe, I am a law graduate.

    Ms. Britney Spears is a bad parent like Freddy Krueger (of England, U.K.) founded the Virgin group of companies…you DO know what I mean by this, don’t you??

  21. Sickofitall

    I just can’t stop laughing at the stopping by Carl Jr.’s first. It just says it all right there doesn’t it? I completely agree with everyone that says she is happy as can be for being free of her kids. She is completely self-absorbed, and hopefully she’ll be forgotton soon.

  22. fuphdog

    hey, CARLOS…i was almost convinced of you’re Too Good For The Rest Of Us rant until you tried to tell me that Brit was not bi-sexual and then i realized THAT YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT…good god, go fucking shoot yourself and put me out of my misery.

  23. fuphdog

    hey, CARLOS-
    Sorry about asking you to shoot yourself, but i’ve got a monster hangover and i don’t want to deal with anybody’s shit today…oh, wait, i just glanced at your post again – YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T DROWN YOU IN THE TOILET AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH.

    i feel better now.

  24. i think she should join the circus next

  25. havoc

    Agree #109. I have a feeling this is exactly what she wanted and has been working on. She did everything a parent shouldn’t do to keep her kids. I think in her own feeble little mind she’s putting the whole Federline thing behind her including the kids. I bet she’ll start acting completely normal now that she’s rid of all of them.

    .

  26. Awww, Not This Crap Again!

    Just gotta say….

    1.) She OPTED to hand over the kids at a DRIVE THRU RESTAURANT?! “Nuff said.

    2.) For those who said “she tried” and “we still love her” and “she did the best she could” and “KFed is a loser” and all that other such CRAP… With ALL THE FREAKIN’ MONEY SHE HAS/CONTINUES TO EARN, there is ABOLUTELY NO REASON she couldn’t hire a dozen Nannies to look after/raise her children. For God’s sake. celebrities and wealthy families do it all the time! Beleive me there are PLENTY of New York Yuppie Mom Types out there who only see their children at social events and graduations! Why did Britney subject her children to her whacked out lifestyle?

    3.) And for those who think now that she doesn’t have the kids, she’ll be able to either get her life back on track, kill herself, or party…what was stopping her before? She was never really with her kids…without the aid of a Nanny/Manny/Assistant/KFed/or her mother. It scares me to think how much MORE she could possibly party WITHOUT the children.

    Anna Nicole redux in less than 6 months.

  27. BunnyButt

    Carlos, I DO know what you mean by this. Time for you to take your meds.

  28. astute

    She’s talentless trailor trash-
    She’s a Disney engineered product/puppet. Britney rose to fame, and like most of Hollyweird, she crashed and burned because teenage trailor trash have no idea how to responsibly be gazillionaires.
    She’s never had consequences, never learned the ins and outs of everyday life. She has been catered to during all of her formative years, never learning how to be RESPONSIBLE.
    Now here she is… in all her glory, looking like a crystal meth addict.
    She doesn’t walk without someone holding her up-ever
    She’s lost all sense of self perception. She’s a narcissist. Did anyone notice how she never bothered (even once) to look at the car she hit- only her own. That behavior says a lot about a person and their level of social grace and maturity. Her children were strapped into her car wrong the very moment she had to give them up.
    She is spiralling and has STILL YET to hit rock bottom.
    The only thing that I can imagine having that much control over someone is meth.
    I expect she’s either going to die ala Anna Nicole.
    i hope I’m wrong, but she’s Walking The Line.

  29. Couldn’t see this one coming.

  30. Miss Carlos South Carolina

    @121

    I too law graduate U.S.A. such as e.g. law I studied in South Africa, Iraq, U.S.A. Professors were superthugs without maps in Bel Air U.S.A. Movie Borat was much about me/is such as. Corwall is in western U.K. on map which I have insight to because such as e.g.P.h.D.U.K.U.S.A. Penis suck not liked, watched many many times, Mrs. Spears a superb entertainer.

  31. aja

    Hey retards, I never said her kids shouldn’t be taken away, or that she wasn’t troubled. I’m saying why do you all seem to enjoy it so much? It’s sad all around. It’s a sad thing for her kids, and for her. You all seem to get off on other people’s misery, like a bunch of freaks.

  32. Britney Big Loser

    Britney deserves to lose her children because she did not comply with the court order of regular drug testing and parenting classes. Instead she went to tanning salons, shopping, and night clubs; what a loser.

  33. I get off watching rich people buck up their lives

    #132 aja:

    Yes I do get off watching rich people buck up their lives. They get paid millions of dollars for just singing or acting (Students perform in plays and sing in front of audiences all the time and don’t make millions.) It is not like they discover a cure for aids or cancer. Rich people in ruins have no one else to blame but themselves. They have all the money to get help and do not seek it. So Britney, burn baby burn ha! lol!

  34. #129 Is Absolutely Right on Target

    #129 You are absolutely right. Rest in Peace Britney!

  35. Fellow Retard Loves Seeing Celebrities Ruin Their Lives

    Hey #132!

    I love seeing rich celebrities ruin their lives because they have no one to blame but themselves.

  36. Blondamnation

    WOW #121, Carlos-you should let the mail order institutions who gave you your law degree know about that little “social-words to-live-by-I’m as ignorant as a hillbilly from the Ozarks” theory of yours. DOesn’t it take mental stability to work in law enforcement? Oh wait, no it doesn’t. Brawn not brains.

    But hey you can rhyme! Good for you….(just like praising my dog, but lowley-er)

    I’m not gay, never plan to be; men (some of them) are too luscious for me to go the other way, but people who make statements like you should be dropped in a vat of battery acid.
    “If you’re not gay you’re ok”! “I’m not a homophobe I am a law graduate”-Give me a fucking break. I wish you could meet the Freddy Krueger from the movies. (What a random thing to mention, does anyone know if the name of the founder of Virgin records name is really Freddy Krueger?? I thought it was Richard Branson.)
    I AM NOT A LAW DEGREE I’M A RETARD WITH CLOSETED SEXUAL TENSION WITH EVERY MAN I SEE. That’s what you should have said.
    You DO know what I mean don’t you? It’s not past your nap time is it?

  37. lambman

    what kinda classy chick has millions of dollars and still eats at Carls Jr.? A really classy chick, that’s what kind

  38. Blondamnation

    “The Bodyguard movie was/is very much about me. I have been in national U.S.A. newspapers, mainly in the mid-1990s (but a few years later I got severely libeled). I have insight into many parts of society that most people only wonder at.”
    I’m sorry but I had to read that again. Are you fucking serious? You think the movie the Bodyguard was about you?
    You’re right I do wonder how mental patients can all live together, don’t you get on each others nerves?

  39. The truth is, she wasn’t court ordered, the dumb bitch actually lost her kids, as in can’t find them. it’s rumored that they walked out side, and are in the pumpkin patch,a nd they are like camo, and can’t be seen.

  40. anonymous

    at a quick glance, britney in this picture looks like kid rock

  41. Perry

    121, you are a lying sack of stinking shit. In the USA law degrees are called Juris Doctorates. PhD is for medical, educational etc.

    Reality: you don’t know a fucking thing about the law, except “they” can lock you up for your behavior.

    Now the question is: Do the nurses and orderlies in the asylum know what you’re up to? Do they let you get online to keep you calmed down

  42. Gem

    Britney diserves her kids cause if she dident have them they woun’t be alive in this world and kids need there mother when they grow up and i know she lost them for good this time but she’s a great mother so i think she should get them back so K.Fed give them back to Britney she is the one whe diserves them you don’t.

  43. Gem

    Britney diserves her kids cause if she dident have them they woun’t be alive in this world and kids need there mother when they grow up and i know she lost them for good this time but she’s a great mother so i think she should get them back so K.Fed give them back to Britney she is the one whe diserves them you don’t.

  44. Gem

    Britney is the mother so give them back she diserves them you don’t.

  45. A*

    it sucks that britney doesnt have her kids. its true she should have gotten help but we’re just reading what the taploids say we don’t know first hand what is going on. everything is made out worse than it really is to get “us” interested. i feel bad for britney being judged for everything she does. you cant say one of you out there havent done something wrong before..if someone was there to post it all over the news how would that make you feel. being famous i’m sure is the worst! i know i wouldnt be able to handle it. hopefully arrangements can be set up for brit to see her children. i can only imagine growing up without a mom it would be so hard, even if your mom sucked (liked britney) i would still want to see and try to make her want to be a part of my life.

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