Britney Spears loses her kids

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An LA County Superior Court Judge has taken custody away from Britney Spears and ordered today that Kevin Federline “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.” TMZ reports:

Judge Gordon had ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing and take parenting classes. Sources say Federline’s powerhouse lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, raised the issue that Spears was driving without a valid California driver’s license … Spears took the kids to the drive-thru at Carl’s Jr. at 12:02 this afternoon and surrendered the kids to K-Fed’s bodyguard three minutes later.

What is the complete opposite of shocking? Because that’s what this is. The biggest surprise here is that Kevin Federline is getting the kids. I figured the judge would’ve come to his senses and awarded custody to a hungry shark. Or this blender I found in the garbage. I guess the jump up in parenting would’ve been too big a shock for the kids.