Britney Spears loses custody of her kids

September 18th, 2007 // 229 Comments

Well, it finally happened – sort of. Due to the claims of Britney Spears’ former bodyguard Tony Barretto, Kevin Federline has been given temporary custody of the children. FOX News reports:

Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline based on information that Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears, the sources told
During Monday’s custody hearing, Spears’ former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use” since she returned from rehab.

You know we all joked about this day for months, but seriously, there’s nothing funny about this. Not even the fact that Kevin Federline is considered a morally sound and intelligent human being capable of rearing two children. Nothing humorous there. Nor is there anything remotely funny that Britney has now lost her lawyer, manager, and kids. I just don’t see the comedy there. Thank goodness Lindsay Lohan and her dad are prayi — Hahaha! I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face any longer. Do you think Hell is as hot as they say it is? I’m just curious. Will they let me bring a cooler?


  1. She did not lose custody.

  2. TS

    #3, are you a man or a woman? Your name implies one thing but your coment suggests the contrary.

  3. Dave


    Here is a hint:
    I <3 teh cock n ghey butt secks =)

  4. billy

    dude you just quoted Fox News as a source. lol.

  5. Linda

    According to other sites she did not lose custody and she will be regularly drug tested.

  6. hgsgangsta


  7. HotDips

    Kids shouldn’t go to Britney or Federline.

    If you want them to have a chance in life they should go to a 3rd party completely out of the lala scene.

  8. Kareem Ofwheat

    #177 Carlos Kavros weighing in from the lunatic fringe…

    Originally Posted by EVO Letter
    The Ferrari 288 GTO Motorcar, And More
    Start:09.49hrs GMT Friday 9th January 2004.

    From: Mr. Carlos Kavros

    To: England’s EVO Magazine At And At

    Ref: The Ferrari 288 GTO Motorcar, And More

    Dear Sirs,

    My name is Mr. Carlos Kavros. I am a qualified lawyer that in 1995 graduated from New York University, New York City, the United States of America with a master’s law degree.

    I am writing mainly about the Ferrari 288 GTO motorcar, that features in the number 064 Feburary 2004 edition of England’s EVO magazine.

    In addition to the geonomical divide, there is a socio-geonomical divide causing the classifications ‘Eastern World’ and ‘Western World’. In this Email the phrases ‘Eastern World’ and ‘Western World’ refer to the socio-geonomical divide as opposed to the geonomical divide.

    In parts of the ‘Eastern World’ the Ferrari 288 GTO was ‘on the road’ in 1963 (yes, 1963), there were five-hundred (500) produced and it was the Ferrari 286 GTO (yes, 286 GTO). In the ‘Western World’ it is correctly claimed that there were two-hundred and seventy-two (272) Ferrari 288 GTO motorcars produced. I own two (2) of them.

    The Ferrari 288 GTO is often (intentionally or unintentionally) deceivingly publicised with the Ferrari F40, Ferrari F50 and the Ferrari F60 as if it is predecessor to the Ferrari F40. The Ferrari 288GTO is not the predecessor to the Ferrari F40. Why is the Ferrari 288 GTO often (intentionally or unintentionally) deceivingly publicised with the Ferrari F40, Ferrari F50 and the Ferrari F60 as if it is predecessor to the Ferrari F40? Because the man that prototyped the Ferrari 288 GTO, named Mr. Dan Ferrari, was the first member of the Ferrari family to be murdered by Mr. Harold Branson alias ‘Sir Richard Branson’ (the Virgin fraudster and the World’s most evil murderer), and this often (intentionally or unintentionally) deceivingly publication of the Ferrari F40, Ferrari F50 and the Ferrari F60 as if it is predecessor to the Ferrari F40 is caused by Mr. Harold Branson alias ‘Sir Richard Branson’ and is symbolic of this ‘evil trophy murder’. It was on Friday 20th September 1975 that in an ‘Eastern World’ country Mr Harold Branson alias ‘Sir Richard Branson’ murdered Mr Dan Ferrari.

    Then there is the claim, such as in the number 064 February 2004 edition of England’s EVO magazine, that the Ferrari 288 GTO Evoluzione is the ‘missing link’ in the Ferrari ‘F’ series: this claim is not true. In the ‘Western World’ it is correctly claimed that six (6) Ferrari 288 GTO Evoluzione motorcars were produced. In the ‘Eastern World’ there was a limited number of ten (10) Ferrari 288 GTO Evoluzione motorcars produced. I own one (1) of them. In the ‘Eastern World’ the Ferrari 288 GTO Evoluzione was, like the Ferrari 288 GTO, the Ferrari 286 GTO Evoluzione. The Ferrari F40, the Ferrari F50 and the Ferrari F60 are not anniversary motorcars – they are simply numerically idented motorcars of a Ferrari motorcar series alphabetically idented. ‘F’ for Formula. So where are the Ferrari F10, Ferrari F20, and the Ferrari F30 motorcars? Some are in my garage somewhere in an ‘Eastern World’ country and the rest, I suspect, are securely locked away in other garages or are in use in parts of the ‘Eastern World’. And yes, there is a Ferrari F41, a Ferrari F42, a Ferrari F43, a Ferrari F44, a Ferrari F45… a Ferrari F46, a Ferrari F59, a Ferrari F61, a Ferrari F62, etc.

    There is an officially acknowledged paedophile ring, known as The World’s Worst Paedophile Ring. And, The World’s Worst Paedophile Ring is also known as The World’s Worst Murder Ring, Mr Harold Branson alias ‘Sir Richard Branson’ is the ringleader of it, and, on Monday 17th March 2003 in The Central Criminal Court, London, England he was sentenced to a life term in jail for mass murder. (The International Court Of Justice employs me to work against The World’s Worst Paedophile Ring including assisting in the solving of offences committed by members of The World’s Worst Paedophile Ring.)

    There is a hard-to-find international exposure magazine named Car Veneer. Many editions of Car Veneer magazine have motorcar information in them of great use to England’s EVO magazine. Note: Car Veneer magazine should cost Euro 80.00/US$70.00. A United States of America office of Car Veneer magazine is sited in 12th Street, New York City, the United States of America.

    I hope this has been of interest to you.

    Please amend/print as needed.

    Thank you for your time spent reading this document.

    Yours sincerely,

    Mr. Carlos Kavros

    End: 12.05hrs GMT Saturday 9th January 2003

  9. Yeah, Okay

    Okay, for all the Brit defenders that say lay off because she never had a childhood and that’s why she’s jacked up today, ummm . . . does that mean we should give good old Wacko Jacko a second shot at stardom? I mean sure, he sleeps with little boys in his bed and what not, but he does it because he never had a childhood. It was hard living in the spotlight and therefore it’s COMPLETELY understandable that he went bizarro, mutilated his face and had happy fun pajama time with little boys in his bedroom unsupervised. Give him a break! Leave Michael aloooonnnnneeeeee!!!!!

    Child abuse of any kind (sexual, physical, emotional) is inexcusable. Stop defending this washed-up, no talent has been. And please stop bashing K-Fed. Yeah he’s a douche, but that was no secret. Any one with two eyes could tell he was a money-grubbing leech yet Britney STILL insisted on marrying his wigger behind. (Clue No. 1 Your Future Husband’s a Douche: He leaves his 8 month pregnant girlfriend for you.) No one twisted her arm and forced her to get hitched, that was her doing and her doing alone. No sympathy for this skank.

  10. Katie

    #14 – I would be thrilled if someone put a bullet in YOUR head! If an adult can say something like that about 2 adorable baby boys, they don’t deserve to live! Please, do all of us a favor and go play in traffic, you fucking moron!

  11. Funny, all the signs of the apocalypse are there, and yet here I am, still alive. Hmmm…..

  12. Skip Smith

    I hope someone smothers those kids with a pillow tonight, for their sake.

  13. sherrif joe


    Sorry that you hate Fox because it actually shows both sides. I challenge you to give evidence (not opinion) as to why they’re not a credible source.

    Disagree with them all you want, but claiming that their reporting is inaccurate only proves how much of a pinhead you are.

  14. Big Mama

    So, who gets the cute puppy with the broken leg. We all know that she fed the bird to her cat. I hope the dog goes to a good home, and that is not with K-Fed.

  15. Big Mama

    #208 -

    You are a jerk off with your stupid cut and paste crap. No one reads your crap, and you are just wasting space on this site and on this planet.

    Stupid Foreigner. Go waste space on a UK site.

  16. Well all I have to say is “Thank God!”

    I got my wish, Britney’s been left alone!

    Come watch my videos, cornhole eaters!

    Click my name!

  17. jake

    Praise The LORD save those babies from her!
    the tides are in jail HALLEJULAH!!!

  18. memyselfandi

    OMG… Does anyone else think that child looks spookily like an oompa loompa? I gues that is what you get when you cross a wigga with trailer trash.

  19. Poor girl will it ever end

  20. Kareem Ofwheat

    #215. learn to read you fat cunt.

  21. I actually feel sorry for her now, who would laugh at someone who’s just lost their kids?

  22. Kareem Ofwheat

    #222 – I would you stupid fat cunt

  23. FromOutOfNoWhere

    Out of the frying pan into the fire I say.

  24. Zoey Lund


    Okay – 225th.


  25. Proud Parent

    My 11 year old daughter is concerned with her future generation by those who are influenced by the likes of Britney, Paris, and Lohan. Hopefully there are more young people like my daughter.

  26. dr phil

    Your daughter will be ostracized. She will work at the library and live alone with many cats.

  27. carsten5577

    How did a white-trash fat pig and a stupid white-trash ni**ger-loving wigger make such a cute kid?

  28. devon

    Are you serious. Mr. Sensitive..wishing death on children, your a bigger loser than anyone you talk about. Yes, this dumb ass made her choice and got what she had coming, but death to her kids!! You ever stop and realize what a retard you are, you talk trash about people that have done more with their lives than you have..then again I guess it would hurt you knowing her kids and dumb ass KFed will make more money this year than you will you entire useless mortality!! Britney needs to suck it up and grow up.

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