Britney Spears loses another one

March 17th, 2010 // 42 Comments

Britney Spears and her agent/boyfriend Jason Trawick are no longer having fried chicken-based sex, according to E! News:

“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says.
William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, where Trawick plies his trade, confirmed Tuesday that the 38-year-old agent is still representing Spears. A rep for the blond-again Circus star has not yet responded to a request for comment.

How the hell does somebody “fight a lot” with Britney Spears? I can’t even imagine how that could involve any type of rational arguments.

JASON: I want to go to nice places without people seeing your nipples. Is that too much to ask?
BRITNEY: ICE CREAM IS YUM YUM.

Photos: Fame
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  1. Crunchy

    She has cellulite on her shins.

  2. dude

    Fish, every third post these days is a long windy cheapshit ad for Uggs and other crap. Can’t you bounce these spammers out on their ass before your entire site is taken over?

  3. Sara

    Britney I really do think that it is time to just concentrate on your boys and your career. Obviously, you have a poor choice in men. So just enjoy your children and your young years. Eventually you will find a mr. right… Now Mr. Right Now…

  4. Voice from the Darkness

    Britney, noone loves you really. They only keep you company because of your money. Kevin married you for your money and robbed you blind, because you are too stupid to see. You will never marry again and are going to gain quite a bit of weight very soon. You career is coming to an end soon. You will die young at your own hand and very much alone.
    Nothing personal dear, I will be waiting for you

  5. Lies

    No way in hell Unibomber is trying to go to any “nice places.”

  6. TM

    No Bra, God bless her!!!

  7. Snooki

    @#1..you are on top of it! That is too f’ing funny…

    Thanks for making me laugh today.

  8. Sapa

    I’s still hit it…….with a fist full of cash up my a$$!!

    I’ll luvz the precious…

  9. Jon

    Saggy old lady nipples are back with vengance!!!

  10. McBiff

    Somewhere Justin Timberlake is thanking his penis for leaving this

  11. mensa

    @ #4: forgot to take your premenstrual medication today?

  12. its a cross billy bob thornton and a bum

  13. Beatnik

    Oh Britney, can’t even hang on to a man in a lady blouse. Sigh.

  14. Tek

    Sure she doesnt look half as good as she did in her prime/peak (2003), but god damn that guy looks like a bum. So even though she’s not as hot as she used to be, she could surely do better than this… right? So no big deal…

  15. chris

    i’d still do it in more ways than one.

  16. tc

    It is genuinely difficult to believe that this is one of the highest earning performers in the world.

    Indistinguishable from trailer trash.

  17. Darth

    Well,well,are we surprised? She needs something totally different.Something more charismatic.otherwise it’s gonna effect her career. .

  18. anon

    Which proves she is a nightmare girlfriend. She’s obviously a control who drives men away. Maybe she should stop running around ruining mens lives and focus for the first time in her life on being a mother.
    If she doesn’t now she will find herself replaced when K-fed settles down.
    Which he will before her.

  19. Rhialto

    Athletic build,handsome,tall,dark,charismatic,witty etc.What’s wrong with Jason Trawick?

  20. Gando

    We’d have to give Jason Trawick some credit.2009 was quite a lucrative year for her. .

  21. Rhialto

    Who was there in her darkest hour to protect her!? The extra trail of footsteps aren’t visible because she got carried by strong arms.Wait,why am i reading loud this text listed on the wall in the toilet room!?

  22. Darth

    #21
    Yes that’s right.Legs like The Pillars of Zeus,massive chest and strong arms.

  23. Ringo

    A dancer (as opposed to a singer) is supposed to have a good body yeah? You could say it’s one of the advantages of being a dancer. Being payed to keep your body in good shape. Better then being payed to sit on your butt and check people’s finance accounts while you become fat and lethargic over time. Right? So why does Britney’s boobs always look like someone twice her age? The nipples point to her toes? A dancer would be the one profession you would expect to have perky boobs? Britney fails on so many levels.

  24. JD

    who is this Douche? I wonder how many # she has!

  25. Burt

    #23,

    She’s not really a dancer, though.

  26. Dn

    Ruh-roh, Relroy! Are there some ocean frolics in bra and panties, shaved heads, fuck a Pap lottery draws and umbrella wars with cars far behind this? Daddy Spears better up the meds.

  27. Rasputins Liver

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    Ah! The guy fnally wised about regarding the skank-a-riffic country-ghetto bitch monster, ‘eh.

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    He finally had enough of holding his breath for hours on end so as not to breath the stench from her infamous stink feet, crusty croctch and ciggie mouth.

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    Then factor in her Suthuhn trailer trash airhead snot nosed ‘tude and if he were intelligent at all it was merely a matter of time.

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    Good for him!

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  28. Rasputins Liver

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    By the way!

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    Does this bode well for all of us that we’ll soon see our beloved Pink Wig, Fake British Babbling Britney back again?!

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    Goddamn, I sure hope so. She was at her best in the months before she enjoyed her 5150! How happy she looked when she was in the back of the ambulance, sitting up all smiles as they took her away, ha ha!.

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    Man, I really miss that particular Britney.

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  29. Rasputins Liver

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    Re: 15. chris – March 17, 2010 2:00 PM

    “i’d still do it in more ways than one.”

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    Well, of course you would. You’re a pimply faced meth headed gizmo who couldn’t even pay a cracked out hooker to bang you.

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  30. Rasputins Liver

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    Re: 14. Tek – March 17, 2010 1:45 PM

    “Sure she doesnt look half as good as she did in her prime/peak (2003), but god damn that guy looks like a bum. So even though she’s not as hot as she used to be, she could surely do better than this… right? So no big deal…”

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    Uh…no. Take a real good look at her face sans all the photo-shopping and makeup. See that ugly trailer trash face? See the snot nosed country-ghetto ‘tude frowning from it?

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    He…was too good for her by a long country mile, jack.

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  31. Awww.. i feel for her :( Going through a sad break up as well…trying to work things out with an ex i’m learning is not a good idea …

  32. I really do think that it is time to just concentrate on your boys and your career.

  33. How the hell does somebody “fight a lot” with Britney Spears? I can’t even imagine how that could involve any type of rational arguments.

  34. captain america

    ………………a nipple?

  35. Old men should not bleach their hair.

  36. Lenny

    #4 That is soooo cold, but who knows it could be true.

  37. Dick Face

    These two look like shit, WTF are they Beverly Hillbillies or did they just crawl out of a Louisiana swamp?

  38. He is too old for Britney
    :)

  39. She needs to be off'd

    What a great looking couple… NOT. He looks like old man neckbeard, and stupid slutney has cellulite on her shins. Yes, on her shins. Stupid dumbass is back to “eatin’ them grits & cheetos” and not working out. Someone needs to bitchslap this tw*t. Or, off her in some way. Slutney spears alive or dead means absolutely nothing to the world…

  40. Ahh. They look perfect for each other in that picture.

    Actually, what is up with the gold and lavender trim on that shirt?

  41. @16 are you kidding?
    This lovely angel fully DESERVES to be one of the highest grossing entertainers in the world! Why think of her classic hits such as………well I’m not that good at talking music, but think of her appearance on…..well I really don’t know just go to imdb and watch the magic unfold! You say ‘trailer trash’ like it’s a bad thing! We wouldn’t have funnel cakes or genital warts or nascar if it weren’t for paragons of culture like our beloved Britney!
    Now you apologize, mister.

    Randal

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