Britney Spears and her agent/boyfriend Jason Trawick are no longer having fried chicken-based sex, according to E! News:
“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says.
William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, where Trawick plies his trade, confirmed Tuesday that the 38-year-old agent is still representing Spears. A rep for the blond-again Circus star has not yet responded to a request for comment.
How the hell does somebody “fight a lot” with Britney Spears? I can’t even imagine how that could involve any type of rational arguments.
JASON: I want to go to nice places without people seeing your nipples. Is that too much to ask?
BRITNEY: ICE CREAM IS YUM YUM.