Britney Spears popped in for a surprise visit to David Letterman yesterday to show off a new bob (is that what it’s called? I usually just call it hair) and her newly slim figure. And if you ignore the painfully rehearsed dialogue, Britney actually looks pretty decent. Judging from her more recent appearances I would’ve expected her to roll onto stage without any shoes on and then perform some armpit farts for the audience.
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I think the Germans have a word for her current condition… boobenfloppen.
She looks good. Don’t fool yourselves though. This was lipo through and through. It couldn’t be anything else.
However, she is still over. I wish she’d just go away. I hope she does stay with Kfed. Its hilarious to watch. That’s better entertainment than her “music”.
Armpit farts would have been WAY funnier than what she did.
#22 He MUST have an enormous cock, it certainly wasn’t his good looks or intelligence that attracts these stupid women to him.
#53 Yes, I wholeheartedly agree!! :)
THANK YOU BRITNEY!!! THE DIVORCE HAS BEEN ANOUNCED!
How is the britney divorce not front page on superfish?
this site should have the divorce news by now
this site should have the divorce news by now
it is even linked from Drudgereport
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/
CNN has announced that Britney has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences.
Let the sport begin. Where will K-Fed be found dead of his own hand and how will he off himself…
I am going to call out something with flare adn say he drives that Ferrari into a wall at 150 while all Methed up….
Anyone have a better one?
Good! New he’ll be an even bigger loser after her comeback, you know its coming!
Let’s talk about the divorce.
his 15 minutes are overrrrrrrr
Good posting up at AngryFerrets place…
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones/545454380/suddenly-the-drugs-wore-off–.html?nextdate=last
#11 – HollyJ – Ann Jillian? Holy Crap what an obscure reference!
The least she could have done was sing D-I-V-O-R-C-E for a hint…….
Blah blah blah.
http://www.veryliberating.com
SHE FORGOT HER PANTS!!!! :O
I think she’s sick of seeing herself fat in all the tabloids that she probably hit the treadmill only moments after birth – I predict she is back thinner than ever by New Years. She’s getting Divorced, ya know, so she has to make herself look ‘hot’ again. I only hope she’s spending some time with her babies and not too focused on becoming ‘hot’ again. Why did she go on Letterman? Why, to show us all how far she’s come and give us a sneak peek of her work in progress. I do hope she realizes, though, that two babies can’t share a carseat like they do ‘in the country’ and purchases another for Jailynn or Preston or Sutton or whatever.
Number 8 I second that motion and number 1…wrong..Conan is best. Is it me or is all the stars gettting bobs? I hate it..love my hair long and it will stay that way. btw that dress is hideous…no..I’m sorry…she makes the dress look hideous.
@11- haha, Ann Jillian! That’s freaking hysterical, and quite impressive because I see it too.
And I’m sorry, but this heifer will NEVER be hot again. Not after seeing her all fat, bloated, zitfaced, dirty, and otherwise just a straight up mess. Even if she gets to be super hot again, the image of her before will be forever burned into my brain. She’s not gonna age well, I can guarantee that, even with all the plastic surgery she’s gonna have to get. And ANYONE who let’s K-Tard fuck them is absolutely repulsive and there is NO fixing that mistake or glossing over it. She’s just dumb white trailer trash who got REALLY lucky and got famous without having a shred of talent, class, or intelligence. The damage is done, and it’s irreparable.
I smell a comeback and let me tell you it stinks like @ss
fat ass
OOOO U DUMMIES!!
SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS
ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!
SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT’S
CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST
THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!
BREAST IS BEST!!
THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!
WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!
THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY
-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS
WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??
CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!
GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!
THANK U VERY MUCH!!!
huh, i guess not wearing trailer trash clothes makes such a big difference