Britney Spears popped in for a surprise visit to David Letterman yesterday to show off a new bob (is that what it’s called? I usually just call it hair) and her newly slim figure. And if you ignore the painfully rehearsed dialogue, Britney actually looks pretty decent. Judging from her more recent appearances I would’ve expected her to roll onto stage without any shoes on and then perform some armpit farts for the audience.
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TheHappyRobot | November 7, 2006 at 9:21 am
jay leno is better.
kristin | November 7, 2006 at 9:21 am
she has to get out there and defend her turf. there are just too many of us hotties lining up to suck kfed’s enormous cock.
Pagan Queen | November 7, 2006 at 9:22 am
Holy cow – a celebrity that actually uses their money on dieticians and personal trainers. Good for her!
Earl is still a tool!
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 9:24 am
could her tits hang any lower?
Angry Ferret Jones | November 7, 2006 at 9:25 am
I’d fuck her so hard she would lose her accent. I hope.
Brain Embolism | November 7, 2006 at 9:27 am
She’s fatter then Kirstie Alley.
DancingQueen | November 7, 2006 at 9:28 am
Her hair looks like a weave to me. I’m just sayin. And what is UP with that black jumpsuit/short thingy? Ugh! HEINOUS!!! She does look a lot trimmer, but yeah, with her money and personal chefs and trainers who wouldn’t? Although I personally think she had lipo when they extracted that last demon seed from her belly.
PapaHotNuts | November 7, 2006 at 9:29 am
I’m from Louisiana, and I know she is the reason God directed Hurricane Katrina towards us.
slantingthroughdarkness | November 7, 2006 at 9:32 am
Britney washes her face and goes on the TV.
“Tell Britney not to pop her gum when she’s on the TV with the David Letterman!”
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Italian Stallion | November 7, 2006 at 9:33 am
@8 I thought it was all the blacks, thanks for clearing that up for us………..
HollyJ | November 7, 2006 at 9:34 am
I didn’t know Ann Jillian was in NYC.
RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 9:38 am
An juhst hayed ta stop bah
I thought people only talked like that in fucking cartoons.
I’d hit that as soon as she gets her stitches out.
BigJim | November 7, 2006 at 9:39 am
What a fat bitch. She needs to lose 170 pounds of wigga Earl trash.
Binky | November 7, 2006 at 9:40 am
They’re playing ‘Thanks for the Memories ‘ in the background.
(I guess the band are hinting that her career is over.)
Anastasia_Beaverhausen | November 7, 2006 at 9:41 am
Thunder…Thunder…Thunder…Thunderthighs
Mya | November 7, 2006 at 9:41 am
She should go to school instead of some talk show. Get some brain action going. Or is that too late?
PapaHotNuts | November 7, 2006 at 9:42 am
@10- That’s why he directed malt liquor and turkey necks toward us.
HolisticWisdomcom | November 7, 2006 at 9:43 am
She looks better blonde, and of course great for having had two kids… but I think she needs to lose another 170 lbs… KFed.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Angry Ferret Jones | November 7, 2006 at 9:45 am
This kind of staged shit makes me wretch. Like she would ever “think” to stop by.
There are probably 50 clothes-pins on her back and thighs holding all of her body back so she doesn’t smother Letterman.
And PS, Letterman – retire already, you old dried up wretch of a man.
TOP 10 REASONS BRITNEY SUCKS ASS
10) Earl
9) Earl
8) Earl
7) Earl
6) Earl
5) Earl
4) Earl
3) Earl
2) Earl
….and the #1 Reason Britney Sucks Ass:
Nipple Cooties. That’s right, nipple cooties. Look it up.
commissioner | November 7, 2006 at 9:54 am
Now she needs to add a divorce attorney to finish her metamorphasis into a MILF.
BeautifulNightmare | November 7, 2006 at 9:59 am
@2… GET OVER IT! No one cares about you wanting to suck Earl’s cock! What is wrong with you? Do you have some sort of death/STD wish?
And on Brit… she will NEVER be the same, NEVER.
PrettyBaby | November 7, 2006 at 10:04 am
#2 I just get a kick out of you. You continuosly mention Earls’ enormous cock. And again I ask you, where is your proof? Come up with some and then everyone will probably still hate him, but we will acknowledge his giant member.
K? Come on Girl, Produce!!!
CelebSlam.com | November 7, 2006 at 10:06 am
Wow. So we can finally masturbate to her again?
http://www.celebslam.com
PrettyBaby | November 7, 2006 at 10:06 am
She looks cute by the way. Remember folks, the cuter she gets the more likely it will be that she will kick Earl to the curb. So encourage this people.
bigponie | November 7, 2006 at 10:11 am
I bet if the cameras weren’t rolling he would of kicked her ass out of the studio.
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 10:12 am
Thanks to Victoria Beckham for the rebirth of the ugliest fucking hairdo ever known…the Bob. Longoria has one, Brit’s got one. IT’S UGLY AND UNFLATTERING, HELLLLOOOOO!!!
86 | November 7, 2006 at 10:18 am
I’m from Louisiana too. I’ve met Britney and Jamie Lynn and Lynne…they’re very nice.
Can’t wait till she gets hot again.
Wild Rose | November 7, 2006 at 10:19 am
And this, folks, is why I rarely watch network television….
FUCKING LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
danielle | November 7, 2006 at 10:23 am
typical, typical.
susan | November 7, 2006 at 10:25 am
#22 careful, you’ll slide right out of your chair if you get any wetter pleading to see pictures of kfed’s giant cock
sassy | November 7, 2006 at 10:25 am
ANOTHER DUMB BLONDE. GET REAL. SHE LOOKS LIKE TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH.
RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 10:27 am
#23 – As we speak…
(fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap)
PrettyBaby | November 7, 2006 at 10:33 am
#30 “pleading to see pictures of K-Fed’s gigantic cock” Very interesting, that. I don’t usually have to plead for cock pics let alone the real deal. But if that is what I must do, then I will happily do it.
P.S. I would be wetter if you would show us some pussypics lady.
susan | November 7, 2006 at 10:38 am
sorry, didn’t know you were a hairy heifer.
happy hands club | November 7, 2006 at 10:41 am
I don’t think she looks good at all. Improvement yes, but that’s not saying much. When she was walking off stage, she looked like a cow walking though the pasture. The bob haircut also makes her nose look big. I would also think she could pick a better outfit to show off her new/improved self.
biatcho | November 7, 2006 at 10:43 am
speaking of pigotry…
hhmm, what do I do to make my droopy titties look not so droopy? YES, I will wear a belt right underneath them so as to make my tithips complete.
She’s nasty.
PaisleyMoon | November 7, 2006 at 10:46 am
She looked fabulous. I knew she’d be back, and she is. Glam, hot, slim, stacked, and cute as hell. Go Brit! I hope she makes another billion dollars and you all choke on your dicks.
suzy | November 7, 2006 at 10:48 am
britney looks really good…
she’s not a real blonde though.. and she’s a brunette.. if you’ve seen pics of her when she was younger and on the mickey mouse club.. she was never a blonde.
she just dyes it blonde.
but she looks good, and good for her for finally waking up and taking care of herself again
Coolguy8621 | November 7, 2006 at 10:53 am
she looks good, its nice to see her taking care of herself again
Brain Embolism | November 7, 2006 at 10:57 am
Please banish all Britney fans from theSuperficial.
Thank you.
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 11:05 am
37-39–I feel like I just walked into my nieces’ room about years ago and the three of them, ages 11, 13 and 15, are sitting there watching a Britney video. Good God girls….
MalynLaReina | November 7, 2006 at 11:05 am
#1- leno sucks, his bit is horrible and ontop of that he is “the guy who laughs at his own jokes” at least letterman is going senile which is a +for entertaining, in the end though Conan out does both of them.
ErikaJulie | November 7, 2006 at 11:34 am
Why hasn’t anyone noticed how much she resembles He-Man?
The outfit, the hair, the too tanned skin?
mrs.t | November 7, 2006 at 11:38 am
Britney? I mean, Paisley Moon? You do look hugely improved what with the weight loss and showering, but words like ‘glam’ and ‘cute’ will never be associated with your appearance.
Inbred grits. I swear, somebody combs her hair and applies some Bonne Bell lipsmacker and they think she’s ready for runway work.
mrs.t | November 7, 2006 at 11:39 am
#43-yes. And the body-builder arm-flexing thing she’s doing.
PrettyBaby | November 7, 2006 at 11:45 am
#34 Tried to joke with you, now just think you are annoying.
PrettyBaby | November 7, 2006 at 11:53 am
#34 ever heard the song “My Name is Not susan” you are stupid
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 7, 2006 at 12:01 pm
I am also from Louisiana, and my grammama told me Britney was the inspiration behind the ol’ creole term, “hooterlicious”.
PrettyBaby | November 7, 2006 at 12:05 pm
I ignore trolls
NipsyHustle | November 7, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Do your titties hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your titties hang low?
all that money spent on her physical “comeback” and this bitch still has flappy titties. either she’s breast feeding both kids or kfed is really milking her dry.