Britney Spears looks sane, rational
Here’s Britney Spears shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday and I seriously don’t know how anyone can sit there and say they’re not staring into an abyss of what the fuck? Sure, she’s wearing glasses to make us think she’s smart now, but that look only works when you’re not in a mini and grinning so hard someone could put coal in your mouth and goddamn diamonds would pop out. Which reminds me, I have some walnuts that need cracked. Don’t move.