Britney Spears looks sane, rational

April 1st, 2010 // 92 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday and I seriously don’t know how anyone can sit there and say they’re not staring into an abyss of what the fuck? Sure, she’s wearing glasses to make us think she’s smart now, but that look only works when you’re not in a mini and grinning so hard someone could put coal in your mouth and goddamn diamonds would pop out. Which reminds me, I have some walnuts that need cracked. Don’t move.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. I love Britney, She is hot and she is popular Circus Tour sold out in North America.

  2. Dread not

    Holy crizzap! It’s like the feminazi, Sally Jesse Rafael, meets Striperella. Which makes this disturbingly and strangely arousing.

  3. I bet all the ugly fat chcks have nothing good to say about beautiful BRITTNEY…you just have to settle for losers and black dudes to make you happy…. ha ha

  4. Gando

    Oooh! Where’s Darth!? He knows more about her.

  5. Rhialto

    That looks pretty serious to me! SOMEBODY should help her out quick!

  6. So she’s started wearing ok dresses.
    At least she could get ones that compliment or hide her chest. That dress makes them look more deformed that they actually are.

  7. Darth

    I was just busy with modeling my dark impressive manes.Hypnotized for a breef moment by that deep dark blue glow across it.But is this babe really serious!? I’m almost intended to believe she is . . .

  8. Starmaker

    I’d see serious possibilities…

  9. cellphone

    She might be one of the very few who REALLY has the balls to do it.. #60

  10. Darth

    As you can see i’m commenting this post today instead of on april’s fool day . . .

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  12. captain america

    getoutahere……………TURDS SMILE, folks?

  13. juana.gonzález

    She always look fantastic, for me it is clear that she is not a Librarian, she is a singer and she is smart and successful.

    Saludos Britney

  14. britards suck

    Britney has manly legs.

  15. miley

    SUNDAMAGED SKIN (LOOK AT HER CHEST),
    FREAKED UP HAIR,
    CRAZY PERSON SMILE,
    MAN GLASSES
    DIRTY HAIR STANDING UP FROM THE SCALP IN CLUMPS
    WIDE LOAD HIPS
    CHUBBY ARM PITS

    GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS. SHE IS HEADED TO REHAB ONCE AGAIN!!!

  16. Daniel

    Yuck, it appears Britney hasn’t washed her hair in days in this pic. #69, I agree with you on the dirty hair part. I am just thinking, if she can’t wash her hair, what other simple parts can she not wash? I seriously hope she is clean down there. I am beginning to have second thoughts that this woman is clean. Who would want to sleep with this? I am amazed there are still men who would want to date her.

  17. geewow

    This is what happens to a crazy bipolar woman folks. She goes crazy, stops bathing, gets fat and her career falls into the damn toilet. If only she hadn’t lost her marbles and gone crazy.

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    Sausage fingers!

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  21. What?? She isn’t sane? She isn’t like you and me?

  22. Alex

    It’s funny how the popular opinion of whether she’s crazy or not seems to depend mostly on whether or not she’s fat. Like “oh, well she’s skinny again..she must be fine”

  23. me again

    she looks like she shit that she is……ugh..

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  27. meghanfish

    Fish, “walnuts that need cracked”? What, are you from Pittsburgh? Western Pennsylvania colloquialism if I’ve ever heard one! Does your car need washed too?? hahaha

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  29. Gando

    Ooh la la.. She tends to be a exhibitionist what isn’t a surprise to us after all these years..

  30. Britney looks amazingly!

  31. well, isn’t that dress and glasses from the 80′s. come on brit, where is that style of yours. turn it up a notch.

  32. Remember when Sharon Gless was on Nip/Tuck?!

  33. she is insane and irrational

  34. Remember when Sharon Gless was on Nip/Tuck?!

  35. Ahaha, with those glasses? Not sane at all :D

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