
Britney was out and about in Malibu over the past couple days, and these pics document her doing what she does best – being terrified. She looks less terrified in the second photo, and more like someone put a dress on a potato. I’m not sure whether I should feel sorry for her or slap some butter and gravy on her.































lol i really hope for britneys sake the whole hair thing doesn’t evolve into the full joe dirt thing. yes shes a bit fat but shit who do you know that stays skinny when they have a baby? omg britney has a baby. britney + baby. thats a combo you just do not mix. thats worse than madonna + spandex. she looks as though she wants to throw the baby at by standers and run away because the mommy manual she read didnt mention poopy diapees came with “dressing ‘it’ up all cute and stuff”.
Lay off the weight – any sensible human being knows that it takes up to a year to fit back into your jeans post-baby.
If she gets her wish….you’ll see a lot worse in nine months.
SO WHAT U PEOPLE ARE SAYING IS THAT IF U WENT FROM BEING ON TOUR AND EATING WHATEVER YOU WANT. TO NO EXERCISE,EATING MORE AND HAVEING A BIG BABY IN YOUR STOMACH U WOULDN’T BE FAT. WHO IN HERE DOESN’T HAVE IN PUDGE OR IMPERFECTIONS! I DON’T THINKS SO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
boy oh boy yall are harsh she just had a baby and that takes up alot of time. Give her time and she will lose the weight.
I had a baby and I’m not a fat ass. I suppose having a child three months ago accounts for her flabby ass arms? And if you’re going to have flabby ass arms, hide them under some sleeves.
YOUR A COMPLETE IDIOT DON’TPANIC….HOW DO YOU SURVIVE IN EVERYDAY LIFE, YOU MUST GET SPECIAL TREATMENT BEING RETARDED AND ALL
Oh my gosh y’all leave her alone! It takes a while to lose 50 POUNDS you guys! Y’all try to lose that much weight while you’re dealing with a high-profile career (her’s is probably WAY more intense than anyone else’s – with the exception of a FEW, however), tabloids lying about her life, photographers wathcing her ALL THE TIME, a NEW BABY, and a husband who doesn’t have a job and is trying to start one – which he will prob. fail! Although, I don’t think she should have married Kevin, but whatever. She can do WAY BETTER THAN K-Fed. No offense Britney – I love you girl! Seriosuly, stop trying to make yourselves feel better about your own insecurities by picking on her because YOU ALL KNOW SHE IS GEORGOUS AT ANY WEIGHT!!!! And y’all just wish y’all could look half as good as she does – even when she is heavier! I have faith in her that she’ll get back into shape. I LOVE YOU BRIT! And Sean is ADORABLE! ~Holla
wow… shes sooo fucking custy its not even funny.. shes soo gross.. like wow.. she looks like a fucking trailer trash hillbilly… and wtf is with her hair?.. i dunno how her kid turned out cute .. her husband is pretty trailer too..wow..she really looks like shyt… i saw pics of her after she had the kid and she looked better than this.. wtf is she pregnant again or sumtin? honestly shes soo cust.. eww like i wouldnt even fuckin go in public lookin like i just fucked a cowboy in the back of trailer while drinking a bottle of whiskey and have an expression of oops did i just shyt myself on my face lmao
I guess I finally know what she did when she sings “Oops I did it again”.
She’s eaten a whole red velvet cake.
uh, i’m sorry, but she looks about 30 lbs from good in that second picture….http://hollywoodsnark.com