Britney Spears likes to waste other people’s money

I hear they make some really cool Cheetos wipes that saves the kid from having orange fingerprints all over it.

Second!

we need fresh news people. britney overweight & pregnant, this got to be old…this is getting old.

Babies are gross. Highly overrated. When’s she gonna be hot again?

@ pic #9…honey..it’s going to be a while for those to fit..good luck trying.

Is anyone else noticing that fatty has her engagement ring on her pinki finger? I know your feet swell when your pregnant and obvoiusly, your belly, but EVERYTHING on her is swollen! WTF!

ok.. where did her eyebrows go, and what is that mysterious yellow orangy substance that keeps appearing on her nice white dress?

is it me ..or she looks old as hell. I mean isin’t she like, 20 something?
i am glad that i still get carded at the clubs, and think that I would get pissed about it.

Why is she posing and mugging for the camera, but cited escaping from paparazzi as the reason for the infamous “baby-on-lap” incident, and also cried her eyeballs out to Matt Lauer about how she wants to be left alone, blah, blah, blah. Fuck!!! I want to punch her in the face.

i thought you were only suppose to have 1 baby shower… which is for your first child.. you don’t have one for every child..

why is she so lame?

oh, and what a very small wedding wing for Mrs. Federline ;-)

I have to say that I’m puzzled by the yellow stain on the pretty white dress. Baby food, perhaps?

argh…. *RING not wing..

stupid typo

It would be the best to see her holding up divorce papers and making those cutsie faces!!

This could have easily been a story about K-Fed

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#6 EVERYTHING swells. Try not to comment if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
#10 The rules have changed. You can have a shower and celebrate every baby now.

a britney spears hiaku:

big fat gooey mess
i used to pull it to you
now my dick is sad

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this kind of shizz is exactly why the ho was named stingy bitch of the month in may.. could well be she has to be named it again for september.. she’s freaking got more money than sheikh zayed and she wants WHAT for her kfag spawn???

http://www.stingybitches.com/Stingy%20bitch%20of%20the%20day.html

God, she’s such a tragic mess these days. Dump K-Fed and the babyfat. Then produce mass-marketed music that pretty much sucks, but at least you don’t look like a balloon while doing it.

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Besides, who fucking does this? Who brings a camera along to take pictures while they’re shopping? Jesus Christ. And you just KNOW she’s going to try to stuff herself into that tan dress this week and go out for BBQ or some shit.

http://petittresor.com/display_registry_products.php?registry_id=100307

There’s the registry url

That’s just disgusting

All dem tings she’s holdin’ shur are purty. We know yur stoopid, but why the stoopid faces?

I hope she’s buying everything in XXL.

The look in the second pic is when Kevin crawled out of her ass and made off with her credit card.

Okay, I think she is an airhead and I really don’t care for her… but the comments about her being fat… she is pregnant people. I am not sure who here has had a baby, but for most women everything swells and puffs out and you feel and look like a blimp for a while… it is just part of the deal. I know… not pretty to look at, but it is the way it is, you simply can’t look slim in that hormone induced state and anyone who thinks a pregnant woman should look like a hot swim suit model when they are in that state is just looking for crap to complain about.

Now, at least she is not wearing that horrid orange dress shown yesterday. I mean, when you know you look blimpish… there is no need to try to look worse!

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I tried the website for her list–it’s maxed out. Kinda funny because now even the people who are supposed to buy this stuff won’t be able to see it.

Maybe they can pick up some Pampers at Walmart instead.

why hasn’t she been thrown inside an asylum yet, those facial expressions are that of a disturbed infantile.

Celebrities aren’t known for frugal lifestyles anyways. So unless she hired people to invest some of her money. Karma is going to bite her back one day.

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pic #2

that’s the same expression captain ahab had just before he went under with the white whale, in this case she looks both like ahab and the whale…

24–It’s not that we don’t get that women –except for Fish Stick Paltrow — get bigger when they’re pregnant, it’s just that we don’t run around in skimpy clothing with no bras in our third trimester after we’ve packed ourselves into a size 2 dress we wore when we were 20.

What. The. Fuck. Happened to You?

mustard stains! God.

21. Thanks for that. I had no idea babies were so expensive – two thousand dollars for a baby changer? I thought Brit just used shop floors for that. Are they really registered as Britney Spears and ‘K FED’? That’s just sad, grow up, get a real name and a real job.

in the second picture, i can almost hear she saying “whaaaaa’? no more cheetos?”

she has the earlobes of an 87 year old man.

Why does she keep making those stupid faces? It’s not cute!

I bet she has Cletus hang it on a rusty nail right above the crib.

My mom was the same way when she was pregnant and going through her “nesting” phase.

The day I was born she went right out and dug around in the dumpster behind a Friendly’s. She pulled out half a banana split, a burlap potato sack, and some indutrial strength rubber bands. She put me in the bag, banded it tight, hucked me into the lake and drank what was left of the sundae.

Britney Spears and my mom are both frickin’ saints!

This is just useless.

#16: Sorry you got totally bloaty when you were pregnant but don’t get all pissy about it… and it’s incredibly obnoxious for someone who just gave birth a YEAR ago to have ANOTHER baby shower. I am pretty sure that, judging by the size of that first thing she gave birth to, it grew out of everything it had when it was an infant. Why not reuse it instead of insisting that other people spend their money buying the same shit for this pig that they did a year ago? Just another typical poor white trash trying to be a rich princess.

It’s the cuntry hick gone wild! Give a hick some money and they do things like putting a chandelier in a baby’s room. I bet she’s going to install a Hawaiian Punch fountain in the room too. This is the crazy shit that happens when redneck hillbillies get ahold of money.

She should be kicked in the stomach. Maybe.

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@16 – schumi

You must know about being swollen and bloated from experience…note: you can’t blame your being a big fat ass on pregancy for the rest of your life…put down the triple cheeseburger, slowly remove the milk shake straw from your mouth, step away from your computer, and take a nice long walk or something…you can even listen to Britney Spears if you want considering that you are such a HUUUUUGGGE fan of hers!

WHO is taking these photos… they are so bizarre! Note to Britney: wipe cheeto fingers on napkin or baby blanket– not your dress!

I fucking love how positively pathetic she looks in that picture holding the jeans up to her. It’s like Sissy Spacek in “Carrie” when she has per prom dress on for the first time and thinks “I am pretty and not insane”.
I can hear Britney now saying “I’ll totally fit back into these once this thang is out of me… right? Kev? RIGHT???????????????????????? Fucking TELL ME I WILL FIT BACK INTO THESE FUCKING JEANS AS SOON AS I FUCKING GIVE FUCKING BIRTH. Take me to 7-11 NOW for a Slurpee & Cheetos before I kick your dick in. And buy me those jeans. FUCKING FUCK FUCK. I hate babies”.

I don’t know if her drop in IQ is due to hormones, prior drug abuse, or living with K-Fag, but look how she mugs for the camera. Who does that? That little clip leaked of her waxing philosophic about time travel wasn’t a one-time thing – she apparently acts like that all the time. You can’t look at those pics and not make retard noises in your head. Look at pic #2, Durrrrrrr!

She couldn’t look uglier if she tried.

#16 & #24 – yeah, pregnant women do gain weight, we all know that. But a LOT of women use pregnancy as an excuse to eat whatever they want and once the have the kid they NEVER EVER get their bodies back. They totally use the pregnancy as a crutch of WHY they can’t lose weight. #41 is right on the money with that issue. Get off the couch and stop shoving food down your throat! I had two kids in 22 months and only gained 25 lbs. with each kid. And then when it was okay to work out again I went back to it and was back to my pre-pregnancy weight within 6 months. It CAN be done but a lot of people are just plain lazy and take the easy road. I.E. – Britney’s road.

i can’t believe this is the same britney i masturbated to 3 years ago

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I’d like to see her buddy Anna Nicole’s baby registry. Do they make g-strings in 0-3 month size?

Jeez, I just took a gander at the registry. Will someone please tell me why the hell she needs a stroller? Everyone knows she won’t use it and will try to balance both kids on each hip while wearing high heels and pants that are too long!

She’s not really gonna put that poor little boy of hers in that ugly brown and green shirt she’s holding up, is she?