Britney Spears was spotted reading about herself at a Santa Monica convenience store yesterday night after dropping off some laundry nearby. Although I use the term “reading” as loosely as possible, since I’m not sure looking at pictures and drawing crayon frowny faces on the ugly ones actually qualifies.
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scoos | January 19, 2007 at 1:51 pm
she’s looking ugly too.
RichPort | January 19, 2007 at 1:51 pm
That’s my beautiful girl! And she’ll be on top all weekend!!!
jrzmommy | January 19, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Better her than some fag or nigger.
scoos | January 19, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Figgers.
Twisted Humor | January 19, 2007 at 1:57 pm
WEIRD: If you put Britney Spears’ clam up to your ear, you can hear her song “Toxic.”
JungleRed | January 19, 2007 at 2:05 pm
If you look closely, she’s actually looking at a Highlights magazine stuck into the tabloid paper.
bedbugsandballyhoo | January 19, 2007 at 2:17 pm
“Hey y’all! Look at me on this here magazine! Wonder what it says? Damn! I shoulda brought Jaime Lynn so she could read it to me. This here word looks familiar…Bri-te-ny…Britney…Hey that’s me y’all! What’s thisun that starts with a W?”
You can tell by her expression she is reading aloud and sounding out all the words.
Celetina | January 19, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Who made that jacket? Graeme Base?
edb87 | January 19, 2007 at 2:25 pm
If people constantly created absurd lies and printed them about me I’d be reading to see what lies were created too. There’s no way Britney is as trashy and stupid as the tabloids say she is!!!
Oh look, a flying pig…
mrs.t | January 19, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Not only the jacket, but her Pretty in Pink “Ducky” shades are awesome as well. Stylist, please!
blahblahblah | January 19, 2007 at 2:26 pm
she puked on her jacket. shes not really reading that. otherwise shed know that everyone thinks shes a fucking wreck. Its been made pretty clear. Although maybe someone should try drawing a stick figure to represent her, then writing the word NO really big next to it. then maybe shed understand.
F-Sucker | January 19, 2007 at 2:29 pm
She wants me.
And probably a cheeseburger.
caljenna | January 19, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Ok, I understand the whole ‘don’t believe everything you read’ argument, but I do believe what I see, and all I gotta say is Good GAWD, who dresses this woman????
CodeNameWench | January 19, 2007 at 2:33 pm
#12, I think she wants the cheeseburger more.
BigJim | January 19, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Well, since SF doesn’t activate links anymore, click on my handle to see a pic that defines Brit better than any other.
No worries, it is suitable for work.
Promise.
Jacquelantern | January 19, 2007 at 2:50 pm
No one and I mean no one should EVER wear f-ing Sunglasses like that EVER!!
Jacquelantern | January 19, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Who actually thinks she reading? Its all about the pictures. Poor white trash girl… no one ever learned her to read.
caljenna | January 19, 2007 at 3:16 pm
@ 15 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spunkbubble on J.alba's face | January 19, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Britney’s saying,”Gee, do you think they are talking shit about my classy hair extensions?” “Do they have another shot of my twat that looks like it got hit by a grenade?”
LL | January 19, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Christ, does she have any clothes that aren’t fugly? That jacket… I need to see a picture of her hoo-hoo again to get the awful image of that jacket off my retinas.
Jenna | January 19, 2007 at 3:42 pm
She reading that article so she can remember who she’s been fucking.
BarbadoSlim | January 19, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Oh, so they omitted the next picture in the sequence, the one where her head explodes as the symbols and letters tried to get assimilated by her pea-sized, brain simulator.
schack | January 19, 2007 at 4:11 pm
eb87: whoever hired you to come here and write that mawkish bullshit has overpaid. rumors are usually true, and even if it’s not, it might as well be. she’s a washed-up loser who should stop complaining about the attention she’s getting, cause the day she steps outside and there are no more cameras, she will cry.
oh, and global warming is just a rumor, yall!
you know what el nino means? it means warmer waters in the pacific. GEE WHAT COULD CAUSE THAT?
shnookylangston | January 19, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Hey schack — Didja read the last line in edb87′s post? Ever hear of sarcasm?
Sheesh.
schack | January 19, 2007 at 4:31 pm
i believe the “look there’s a flying pig” was supposed to indicate how gullible WE are for believeing whatever people write.
sheesh
schack | January 19, 2007 at 4:33 pm
but, i suppose it’s ambigious enough to yield your interpretation. more likely, edb is a “weltverbesserer” as the germans would say
shnookylangston | January 19, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Mea culpa, schack. I just checked out edb8′s website. edb8 is obviously incapable of sarcasm.
checkyourshorts | January 19, 2007 at 5:30 pm
If she were reading, she’d be crying. “Now that’s where I’ve been the last coupla days!”
schack | January 19, 2007 at 5:38 pm
i honestly think some PR people probably get paid to come to these websites and try to save their clients’ image. Conspiracy theorist, maybe.
Watch “An Inconvenient Truth” and then watch CNN nightly news. The scariest thing: people don’t even collude for a reason, but out of sheer denial. “If we recognize the truth of global warming, the moral imperative to make drastic changes is unavoidable,” so let’s just change the channel…
um? giggle?
schack | January 19, 2007 at 5:49 pm
shnooky: that website is narcissistic libidinal diarreah
edb87: dear The Void, do you love me?
The Void: no comment
edb87: i’ll take that as a yes
eXtasyStef | January 19, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Or a desperate attempt to get noticed. The sad thing is, no one would mistake that homeless person in the Fresh Prince reversed prep school blazer for the girl on the cover.
edb87 | January 19, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Haha yes I really mean what I say. Britney is the smartest being on the face of the planet. Even smarter than Paris!!! For real, who would boot Brit out of a party? She’s an awesome role model for girls! Still!
Nah-Nu Nah-nu.
Whatever. Can’t she die already? Her coat looks she fell into a box of fingerpaints.
PS – I love you too schack :-p
Haha 31 – I forgot the Will Smith blazer. Good call.
youdontwannaknow | January 19, 2007 at 7:05 pm
“Oh my gaw! I didn’t know I was pregnant… wow” thinks Brit.
DrunkBlogger | January 19, 2007 at 7:14 pm
What is her deal? She looks worse everyday. She needs to get her shit together. Damn.
-Perez Hitler
weRsmall | January 19, 2007 at 8:26 pm
We don’t actually know what she’s reading, exactly, it’s just a mag with her picture on the cover. She could be reading about one of us.
Probably not.
NicotineEyePatch | January 19, 2007 at 8:41 pm
She’s checking out Stars: They’re Just Like Us! and trying to figure out who’s in the pictures.
“They shave their boxes and show their gunts”
“They party all night while their newborn sucks hired Mexican wet nurse titty”
“They usually dress like bowls of clown barf”
“They crave anonymous public toilet sex”
And she’s still trying to figure out who’s in the pictures.
elizabeththewellread | January 20, 2007 at 12:07 am
My obese 55 year-old mom has that jacket. I think she has the matching nylon pants with elastic around the ankles, too, if Brit wants to borrow them.
lastangelman | January 20, 2007 at 12:47 am
Is, like, Britney, like, trying to pass herself off as my hippie granma’? Cos you know she’s doing a helluva job, if that’s the case. If she frenches like my hippie granma’, I may have to set myself up as the next K-Fed, or at least designated impregnator. Except this time my son won’t be my uncle, too.
cindylouwho | January 20, 2007 at 8:32 am
she won’t be reading any good news about her self..thats for sure…
she’ll only read how low she’s gone and how hidious she looks and what a bad mother she is!
metaphor | January 20, 2007 at 9:03 am
#11: She didn’t puke on her own jacket, that was an innocent passer-by’s understanable reaction upon seeing it.Said innocent passer-by is still being treated for shock in alocal infirmary.
True story.
Jade - The Gossip Girls | January 20, 2007 at 9:39 am
Please will someone give this chick a bath!!!!!!!!!!!!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | January 20, 2007 at 11:14 am
I thought Jerry Garcia was dead.
Ems is da Shizz | January 20, 2007 at 1:44 pm
looking beautiful as always britney!
Ems is da Shizz | January 20, 2007 at 1:46 pm
looking beautiful as always britney!
Ems is da Shizz | January 20, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Britney your looking as beautiful as ever!
Lowlands | January 20, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Probubly the homeless guy gave Britney his fingerless handgloves as a last goodbye-present.Britney must have liked him a lot!Because she’s wearing them!
seventh1 | January 20, 2007 at 3:42 pm
You are so ignorant #3. Get some education.
pookiedoo | January 20, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Hey, she deserves some points for the mag being right-side up. But it appears that, in her quest for an “edu-ma-cation” as she refers to it, she forgot all about personal hygiene.
On that note, you know that spray shampoo that comes in a can? I so want to spray-hose her with a vat of that shit.
I’m just sayin…
Chemicakitty | January 21, 2007 at 8:06 am
Maybe she is reading an article titled ‘Personal Hygiene 101: how to wash’.
At least she doesn’t read with her tongue poking out.
lohanhasthebestcokeinCA | January 21, 2007 at 8:46 am
“listen, yall,” you gave her all her money, buying your retarded tweener teenybopper whatever kids her shitty albums, going to her shitty concerts, and whatever else she was slangin a couple years ago when she was hot. now she hit the wall, needs a fuckload of makeup to look decent, and like any good rich woman, is addicted to pills. whats wrong? dont complain because she is a rich fucking idiot, we knew that, and its your fault. and also, dont tell me you wouldnt fuck her, because it is britney spears, and we all remember the rolling stone….