Besides swapping venereal diseases and any last traces of dignity, Britney Spears and Criss Angel were also sharing a lollipop at the opening of LAX. But there’s more to this sucker than meets the eye. (No, it’s not a Transformer. Put your pants back on.) Extra reports:
The sucker Britney was sharing is more than just a sweet treat: it’s a diet secret. Insiders tell us she recently received a shipment of Hoodia lollipops, which suppress the appetite and supply an energy boost.
In the fifth grade I had to give a report about sugar. Then about a week ago, I mixed Jagermeister with Red Bull and suddenly I was five hours into the future – without pants! So, to answer your question, yes, I am a real scientist. Anyway, if you eat nothing but sugar, you will lose weight. You will also go into diabetic shock and probably die. I want to say I’m going somewhere with this, but in retrospect nothing but good can come from this scenario. Carry on, Britney.
a sucker…my cock…what’s the diff…they’re both low cal and high energy…
I’m insanely surprised that it is a simple lollipop that she is sucking. I guess there is nothing more to suck since Los Angeles is now off of her list…poor lollipops.
Hey…check out pic #8…Whore is holding another chick’s hand. But the pop is still in her held hand. Look at the look Whore has on her face and look at where the lollipop is…
“I am the great Cornholio…You need lollipop for your bunghole!!”
Perhaps she should try eating like, normal food in normal portions and stop #$%#% eating crap all the time and drinking like a fish? Oh that’s right, sucking on a few stupid ass lollipops will work better than a few lifestyle modifications…
Yet more evidence she is truly a fucktard.
I lost 43 lbs over a year ago, without stupid lollipops/pills/bullshit. Lost the weight and kept it off with Weight Watchers. Seriously.
She’s such a fat little piggy.
I don’t know about the rest of you but I want to tap that azz. So she can keep eating all the lollipops she wants, all that sugar gonna go straight to her azz. I can’t wait till her azz is big, nice and shapely like Coco’s. Bring out the fine baby.
Lollipops and decadent pop stars, what a sexy thing.
Yuuuuum!
Aintcha y’all done never heard that blue teef look whiter than yeller ones??
maybe she thinks she looks sexy, when shes sucking that thing…
she even gnaws on her nails.
how many licks does it take before she chokes on that lolly?
Should she Suck the same way on a Dick?
Her receeding hairline will slowly make it’s way to the back of her neck
HATERS GET A LIFE!, nobody’s perfect, how do you expect her to be, she’s been in front of camera’s working and performing since she was 8 years old , it’s no wonder she does the things she does, she could never know what normal is, everything about her has been controlled by others until now, add to that having her personal problems and divorce , most non famous people would have had a breakdown with that alone let alone having people criticising everything about you down to the finest detail.. , who cares how she looks with a lollypop in her mouth
GROW UP! ARE YOU REALLY SO PERFECT, THE GIRL ISN’T EVEN FAT, I’D LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU ALL DO EACH DAY AND WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AFTER HAVING 2 BABIES SOME OF THESE COMMENTS ARE JUST SO UNNECESSARY!
somebody weave in some fucking bangs for her already! i’m so tired of looking at her nasty roots and her gleaming beacon of a forehead!
Wow! She looks like she has a touch of down syndrome or inbreeding in these pics….especially in pic #5. I think her chin and neck have finally melded together into one giant mass while the receding hairline keeps getting higher. What is going on with the lazy eye? And WTF is up with that goofy grin in pic #6? Her teeth look like vertical blinds…going all in one direction. Her face is barfugly.
I love her GIANT forehead and her pretty manicured nails. It’s really hot how they’re all chewed looking (must be part of her diet…suck lollipops and eat fingernails) and the polish is all chipped. She’s so classy. I’m jealous.
#72 – I believe that you have this site confused with a Britney fan site. Do us all a favor and disassemble your computer components, place them back into their original packaging, and return them to the point of purchase, because you’re too stupid to use a computer.
If Brit wants to know what normal is, have her get away from the paparazzi and spend a month with no cameras around. That’s pretty easy to do. Unless you’re Brit and you have to be an attention hound. “Everyone Look At Me!!!”
Meh.
My semem makes you lose 20 pounds in a week. You can suck my peepee any time to lose those extra pounds.
This is one of the most stupid articles ever.
So what if she’s suckin a lollipop and has gained weight?Yes SHE SUCKS ASS AS A SINGER and all that,but wtf why u gotta make fun of everything she does, she’s only human.
U people are childish.
There’s lots of celebs sucking on lollipops these days. It’s either something to the hoodia thing or drugs. I think it’s drugs.
:O
Britney britney britney!
whats happened to you?
and why is so forehead REALLY BIG!
scary
Dude, Joey Ramone just called on the Ouija Board and he wants his look back.
ALL YOU FREAKS OUTH THERE WHO LOVE TO BAD-MOUTH STARS LIKE BRITNEY… YOU ALL DESERVE TO ROTT IN A DUMPSTER!
ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO BRINGS THESE AMAZING STARS DOWN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL JUST SO JEALOUS THAT YOU’RE NOT FAMOUS, BEAUTIFULL AND RICH .
DO NOT MAKE COMMENTS ON PEOPLE WHO’S WHOLE LIFE STORY YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.SHE IS MAKING A COME BACK AND LOSING THE WEIGHT SHE GAINED WHILE SHE WAS DEPRESSED.
NOBODY IS PERFECT, SURELY BRITNEY DESERVES TO BE HUMAN SOMETIMES AND MAKE MISTAKES.AT LEAST SHE DOES SOMETHING ABOUT HER MISTAKES.
BRITNEY WAS,IS AND WILL,WILL,WILL ALWAYS BE A STAR,SEXY AND FABULOUS.
SO. IF YOU DONT HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON,…
THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
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