Besides swapping venereal diseases and any last traces of dignity, Britney Spears and Criss Angel were also sharing a lollipop at the opening of LAX. But there’s more to this sucker than meets the eye. (No, it’s not a Transformer. Put your pants back on.) Extra reports:
The sucker Britney was sharing is more than just a sweet treat: it’s a diet secret. Insiders tell us she recently received a shipment of Hoodia lollipops, which suppress the appetite and supply an energy boost.
In the fifth grade I had to give a report about sugar. Then about a week ago, I mixed Jagermeister with Red Bull and suddenly I was five hours into the future – without pants! So, to answer your question, yes, I am a real scientist. Anyway, if you eat nothing but sugar, you will lose weight. You will also go into diabetic shock and probably die. I want to say I’m going somewhere with this, but in retrospect nothing but good can come from this scenario. Carry on, Britney.
I’ve also heard these lollipops are spiked with drugs similar to oxycotin… neither thing suprises me.
Thats so disgusting. There always some picture of her sucking on a lollipop, and there’s been many times where they show her sharing it with whatever guy she’s with at the moment. Ick. Why is this girl always sucking on lollipops and holding hands with people?! Is she 5 years old?! And anytime she opens her mouth to speak you can hear for yourself how stupid she is…and I think she knows it too. Thats why she always tries to avoid being interviewed or saying anything. Even at that LAX event and that New years eve event she got paid to host, she apparently just says like one lame ass sentence then ducks out of the limelight…unless their taking her picture. She’s just a stupid girl that only knows how to act like a little hussy. Grow up bitch.
Ranks right up there with the “special brownies” and the “colored sugar cubes”.
Someone ought to ship her Pixy Sticks enhanced with ginkgo bilboa so that she regains her mental sharpness.
Wow she looks great. can’t wait for that “performance” on MTV. Go to Dlisted and read what the executive producer of the MVA’s had to say about Shitney. Then try and guess how much crack he smoked before he said it.
SHE’S A MANIACAL GENIUS!!!!!!
Aw, come on now, she’s just practicing giving head.
I suggest that if she wants to really practice, she needs to get a WAY bigger lollipop!!!!!
Be alright when all her teeth fall out won’t it. Silly cow.
Maybe stop eating hamburgers for breakfast, lunch and dinner and exercise your fat arse you has been!
Wieght loss lollipops eh? guess what pig, they ain’t workin
Don’t you think that half the reason these young actresses or singers have these problems is because of jack ass people that have nothing better to do than harp on their every move. Lighten up on them, and maybe it won’t fuck with their minds! She’s so far beyond fucked because people won’t shut the fuck up.
Practice makes perfect.
Practice,practice, practice.
Sad…
It’s amazing how one train wreck can provide enough content for an entire site.
This story SUCKS!!!
Nice manicure Brit. I think it’s called a “meth” icure
FRIST
OMFG your right, those look whoreable.
AT LEAST SHE’S (sorry I was shouting) wearing a decent outfit.
Hey Val,
Maybe someone pick it out for her.
spoilers: it’s morphine
Tranny, that’s great…”whoreable”!!
hahahahaha
FRIST – No pizza? I have been sitting waiting for my slice!!! And you liked that comment about my mom this morning?? It was pretty sick, but I thought it would shut the troll up
I think there’s a pretty good chance that Brit believes that one of her “problem areas” needing weight loss is her behind, so guess where else she puts the lollipops?
You got it. Right up the ol’ Hershey Highway, sticks ‘n’ all.
Meanwhile, I have no doubt that her sons’ “nannies” have been giving these spiked pops to her kids to shut ‘em up while the Mexican soaps are on. This explains why Jayden is skinny, twitchy and keeps rubbing his nose, and why Sean keeps trying to snort his Enfamil.
Sorry, I had pizza yesterday…but I saved you some vodka :)
That was funny, but you know I’m in a pissy mood lately what with the insomnia and death jokes are fucking RAD!!!!!
Did that make any fucking sense at all?
Fuck it, who cares.
#12
I went on Dlisted, and read the quote. What an ass!
Any way, that being said, I scrolled down.
MAN! Who is Gordon Ramsay?
I guess he burned his nuts cooking. I wouldn’t eat at his restaurant; I’m assuming he’s a chef.
Geezzz…
I called it a long time ago… However, Brit-brit – they AREN’T working – I actually think you are getting fatter…
I think you’re only supposed to eat one or two a day, not 10 or 20 a day!
she has no make up on. she looks ordinary.
As I glanced at the title, I thought it said, “Britney Spears Dies”….
Once I realized how retarded I was bc I read it wrong, I cried. Not bc I was retarded, only bc shes still alive.
Picture 5 makes me feel happy. Ol’ wonka wonka eye look! haha!
35…okay, you just totally cracked me up, thank you ;)
Is ther at least an olive in the vodka? I haven’t freaking ate all day. At least save me a swallow!
I am sure my mom would not like the death jokes, but what is she going to do about it now!!!
Is it time to go home yet????
I want the next britney story to be about how Brit microwaves chicken. with tinfoil. and forks.
and how she sticks a lolipop in it so the chicken wont make her fat.
I heard they were spiked with opiates as well….
that’ll do, pig. that’ll do.
There’s 3 types of people in this world ya’ll. Those that can count and those that can’t.
see ya later ya fuckers!
I’m going home to watch the entire season of The Office!!!!! Wheeeeeeeee!
Judging by all of Britney’s documented visits to McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Carl’s Jr. and all the other fast-food joints serving up ‘badonka-butt,” it seems that those Hoodia Lollipops don’t work worth a damn.
Okay, Britney needs to go somewhere that’s NOT LA and where she’s NOT going to be photographed. She’s just making herself look bad. I do think that people should ease-up on her, but I also think she should spend a month or two getting in shape and AWAY from the paparazzi.
#40 don’t tease me like that…
Jimbo, I always use 3 almond stuffed olives in my martinis, you can have 32 of them. I’m feeling fat I should go on a diet…who gots a sucker?
FRIST – I kind of have a taste for some Canadian Bacon. Talk to you tomorrow, I am out of here!!!!
Guess that answers the question on whether Hoodia works or not. Scratching that off my list of things to buy. She’s still a tubalo. And what the hell is spilled all over her? She’s a disgusting mess.
Wow! It’s really nice to see Britney wearing pants for once.
Yeah, totally ignore the bursting pustules on her temple in pic 2 then , and the multi-colored hair O_o
EWW… ii tiink brittney iis so ages ago?!.. lol does she have 2 do watever other ppl do?.. ii am soo over her && her DRAMMA like seriously britt.. get a liife.. k?
Hoodia????
Used in a sentence: Britney peels back the hoodia on Criss’s cock before
she goes down on it.
Im pretty sure thats a THC lollipop. Not that I give a shit anyway.
thats why american broads will always be fat…always looking for shortcuts…
it’s called diet and exercise, not that brit’s fat, she’s just a complete mess and a washed up gutterslut. why are people stupid enough to believe that there are magic fixs to lose weight? they don’t work people!!!
I know, I know. Brit has proven to be….well, an idiot. BUT, did anyone but me pay attention to the chick in the red pant’s toes???? Nasty, crunched up hangin off the end knuckle toes?!?!!?
Has Brit Brit ever had her nails professionally done? I have NEVER seen a picture of her with more polish on that she has on in this picture!
They must be cock shaped.
that’s a load of crap. the lollipop she’s eating is a blue-raspberry tootsie pop (i happen to know as i have bags upon bags of ‘em). eating 20 a day sure as hell isn’t going to help her weight-loss cause!