I’m not sure how valid these claims are, but 29-year-old guitarist Scott Kohler says that Britney Spears invited him and ten other strangers to her Malibu mansion two days after she lost visitation rights with her kids. During the party Britney got tanked on coke and booze, according to The Sun:
He said the 25-year-old downed vodka, then stripped to her underwear and said: “Let’s get in the Jacuzzi.”
Kohler said one man offered Britney cocaine and “joked he wanted to do a line off her chest, and she agreed.”
She “seemed drunk” and took coke herself, he claimed. But she still passed a court-ordered drug test the next day.
Here’s what I don’t buy. First, that somebody was able to do a line of coke off of Britney Spears’ chest. I mean, how do you not accidentally get a Taco Supreme wrapper stuck in your nose? That’s gotta hurt. Hot sauce in the nasal passage is no picnic. Second, Britney Spears doesn’t take drug tests. That would indicate she actually wants full custody of her kids. Then how would she be able to have sexy nude parties and eat fried chicken? You can’t do that with kids around. I guess she could lock her sons outside by the pool – unattended. But, then you’re just spoiling them.
Jewel | November 1, 2007 at 7:00 pm
FIRST
Jewel | November 1, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Wow.. and it was always my dream to be first.
On a Britney Spears post too!
I have nothing left to live for.
LL | November 1, 2007 at 7:03 pm
I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t get in a hot tub with Britney if I were surrounded by a giant wildfire with no other water in sight. At the very least, I’d have to think about it for a few minutes: roasted alive or sitting in Britney’s dirty bath water, roasted alive or sitting in Britney’s dirty bath water, roasted alive or sitting in Britney’s dirty bath water… gimme a minute, I’m still deciding…
veggi | November 1, 2007 at 7:09 pm
How do you do coke off of wrinkled pancakes?
hahaha LL. goodun.
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 1, 2007 at 7:09 pm
That is the thanks she gets for inviting him – he blabs to the newspapers.
Even the man who snorted did not blab about it.
Perhaps it is all bullSht
Riotboy | November 1, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Mother of the Year 2007
/psyche!
veggi | November 1, 2007 at 7:23 pm
who says “took coke”???? yeah, I bet she “does” pot too.
Malicious | November 1, 2007 at 7:26 pm
that girl can’t trust anyone not to blab. she is becoming the new michael jackson freak that has lost all reality with the real world. I feel a bit sorry for her
Cutetexun | November 1, 2007 at 7:34 pm
I wonder if she sits in front of the mirror, spreads her labia apart and tickles it ever so lightly while singing the theme song from Annie.
moobs | November 1, 2007 at 7:43 pm
MISS UNIVERSE could you please STFU and GTFO?
KTHX
Italian Stallion | November 1, 2007 at 7:49 pm
I prefer pepsi myself…….
Lexoka | November 1, 2007 at 7:50 pm
“Second, Britney Spears doesn’t take drug tests.”
Well, maybe she just was in the neighbourhood and, you know, thought it would be fun to pee in a cup.
SaraDevil | November 1, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Mmmm pink coke taco. That’s living.
Miss Random | November 1, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Depending on the drug… theoretically she could get blitzed and pass a pee drug test the next day as long as she’s not using everyday. A hair test might hurt her feelings though.
But in all fairness she probably thought it was a pixie stick and he was just being funny.
Auntie Kryst | November 1, 2007 at 9:46 pm
@5
By Christ Miss U, do you invite this shit? I think you do. I’m done giving you shit because I really don’t believe any of the fucking crap you spout. As my way of saying goodbye, allow me one last STFU.
cookie monsta | November 2, 2007 at 12:42 am
eeewwwwww, just lookit her face, you’d be a fkn nut job to go in the elevator with that, let alone the hot tub, and as for snortin’ off her you would not even know if you were takin drugs because of the vile festerin beaver stench.
funkycrime | November 2, 2007 at 2:19 am
Its a walk off…the WGA is on strike…
ZEN | November 2, 2007 at 4:56 am
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Why is there a child in her car?
gerard Vandenberg | November 2, 2007 at 8:20 am
It is a FACT: IT’S LONELY AT THE TOP!! there simply isn’t space for KIDS. I say this because you are able to definitely reach the TOP!! But on the other hand you must abandon almost everything. Please ask yourself the question: What do I want to “REACH” in this life and how much time will be needed to reach that goal!!
Alex | November 2, 2007 at 9:09 am
Sounds like fun!!! Wiiiie!
tonny | November 2, 2007 at 9:56 am
TUM SAB SEEDHE TARAHAN KYON NAHEIN KEH DETE KEH BRITNEY GALAT HAI
SALO
HARAMYO
KEEMENO
LANTI LOG ANGREEZ
GHUMA PHIRA KE BAATEIN KIYE JA RAHE HO
Spanktronic | November 2, 2007 at 10:06 am
Kids smids. Someone teach her how to freebase so she can lose some fucking weight (and teeth)
Dick Richards | November 2, 2007 at 11:52 am
I must sleep with Britney! I’ll knock her the fuck up, and then make a cool seventy grand-a year in childcare. Wait, could I actually achieve orgasm with Britney? Man, I don’t know. Maybe I could jerk myself until I was about to burst, then penetrate Spears.
What am I saying? If I ever orgasm near Britney Spears, I’m goddamn aiming for her eyeballs.
D. Richards | November 2, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Wait, I fucked-up. I meant for that last entry to be in the post about Spears having unprotected sex.
Snorting coke? Off of Britney’s chest? Give Britney ger kids back. Right now!
Be cool if the cocaine gave Spears breast cancer.
emmaleigh | November 4, 2007 at 4:12 am
see how sick lies and rumors can ruin a reputation!
trust.
shosho | November 5, 2007 at 4:52 am
bla bla blaaa who gives a shit about her any moreeeeeeee!!!
Madelyne | November 7, 2007 at 10:44 pm
You guys crack me up….love reading what you have to say about Britney!
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Boo Boo | December 21, 2007 at 10:37 am
What a train wreck. Take her kids permanently already. Her ex is not much better, but the children would even be better off with a tool like him than with that pork monster.