Britney Spears’ legal stuff, crotch together at last!

February 19th, 2008 // 114 Comments

This post has everything: For those of you who love your Britney Spears update, I’ve got the latest on her custody battle. For those of you who love her vagina, hey, there she is up top going commando. I’m here for all your needs. Let’s get crackin’. Britney Spears is no longer represented by Trope & Trope and is now the client of high-powered celeb divorce lawyer Stacy Phillips. As Stacy’s first order of business today she botched Britney’s chance to see her kids. Fantastic! TMZ reports:

The lawyers couldn’t agree amongst themselves — so Brit will not get visitation with Sean Preston and Jayden James.
It’s ironic, we know K-Daddy wants Brit to have visitation and the lawyers came to court today trying to accommodate that, but it didn’t happen.

That’s some impressive shit considering today TMZ reported that Kevin Federline wants Britney to have visitation with the kids. He apparently can’t handle having them 24/7:

We’re told K-Fed has no prob allowing the kids to visit Brit at her home, with one string attached – that Brit’s parents are present during the visits.
We hear K-Fed isn’t worried that anything bad would happen to the kids, his biggest concern is that Britney might drive with them, but Jamie would be there to put the kibosh on that.

My sources, possibly imaginary, tell me that Britney’s new lawyer refused to budge on having her client wear underwear around the children. Kevin’s lawyers were specific with their demands that “the boys not return home looking like goddamn Two-Face from Batman.” Britney’s lawyer conceded that acid vadge is a concern, but could not promise the wearing of undergarments. The two sides will convene later today and hopefully reach an agreement that effectively protects the children and, also, Britney’s right to damage their vision.


  1. mary

    Wow…can’t understand why you would print the her to be X can’t handle the kids.
    Did you ever think that small children may want their mommy??? I guess you don’t have the mind, compassion or understand of how children feel or think.
    You know this is about more then Brit or her X to be it’s about small children that only understand when a parent is or isn’t there for when they call out their names.
    There is nothing like a mother putting a bandage on a booboo or kissing it. Not matter what the media has done to get so involved in such a sad event of a family breaking up children are still children and thank god they can’t read the crap reporters write that are mostly their own feelings rather then the truth.
    What would be really nice is for the media to report on things like lack of education funding or the homeless to bring more understand and info and help.
    It’s too bad what a sad generation.

  2. Auntie Kryst

    @97 Stacie, do you dot your “i”s with little hearts? Just kidding, you are correct. A name does not convey one’s intelligence, but grammar does! “Hot, blond, and WITH a degree in medical and named Stacie.” Great sentence you wrote. Obviously hot blonds have no need for stinking verbs.

    What exactly is “a degree in medical” anyway? I’m guessing with the rapier wit demonstrated in your writing, you practice medicine with equal aplomb. Perhaps you are an oncologist, or maybe a neurologist? Please do tell.

    In any event I made an apology in advance of my joke. I guess women with the name Stacy or Stacie (that’s super cute by the way) really are dumb. That is unfortunate.

    Now get back on the pole and wiggle that ass. I have a whole billfold of dollar bills ready to throw your way doll face.

  3. Auntie Kryst

    @100 & 101 Holy crap speaking of bad grammar, what the fuck was that? I guess you have the “understand of how children feel or think”, because you have the mental capacity of a child. Whoa, lighten up you Brit Twit.

    Damn, the hate is strong in me this morning.

  4. #102 – I believe she left bits out… blame it on sleep apnia, chronic confusion, or over active food intake compulsion… “a degree in medical” is advertised constantly on the subway in NYC… I believe the techinical term is “medical office assistant” or “medical office master of the janitorial arts”. And I do wonder, is that “Stacie” with an “ie” or is it really spelled with “ee” at the end. We may never know.

  5. Hey #101-102… I put a bandaid across my pants zipper… that’s right, kiss my booboo mama… that would be very understand of you.

  6. Grunion

    Nothing says fit mother like public pussy flashing.

    Those cell-u-legs are going to haunt my dreams.

  7. heather


    Give her a break people. We all know she’s out there, but this is not a legit vay-jay sighting.

  8. BunnyButt

    102 & 104, my guess is a degree in medical transcription. Let’s hope Stacie is not in a position to write prescriptions because she could easily kill someone.

    A blonde with a completely useless degree in English Lit/Art History (Oh, yeah!! Went for the uttlerly unmarketable majors full throttle, whoo!! Stick to degrees in medical, kids!)

  9. Nat

    How long does it take a white woman to orgasm? I dont know, ask OJ!
    How long does it take a white woman to get pregnant? About the same time it takes a black man to unzip his fly after hearing her beg for it!

  10. totally photshopped

  11. totally photshopped

  12. SoCalStephen

    The mark on her wrist is a stamp from the nightclub she was at earlier.

  13. SBS

    wow~ UGLY!!!!!!!

  14. Good to know that Kevin wants Britney to have visitation with the kids. hope she does not screw up

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