Britney Spears’ legal stuff, crotch together at last!

February 19th, 2008 // 114 Comments

This post has everything: For those of you who love your Britney Spears update, I’ve got the latest on her custody battle. For those of you who love her vagina, hey, there she is up top going commando. I’m here for all your needs. Let’s get crackin’. Britney Spears is no longer represented by Trope & Trope and is now the client of high-powered celeb divorce lawyer Stacy Phillips. As Stacy’s first order of business today she botched Britney’s chance to see her kids. Fantastic! TMZ reports:

The lawyers couldn’t agree amongst themselves — so Brit will not get visitation with Sean Preston and Jayden James.
It’s ironic, we know K-Daddy wants Brit to have visitation and the lawyers came to court today trying to accommodate that, but it didn’t happen.

That’s some impressive shit considering today TMZ reported that Kevin Federline wants Britney to have visitation with the kids. He apparently can’t handle having them 24/7:

We’re told K-Fed has no prob allowing the kids to visit Brit at her home, with one string attached – that Brit’s parents are present during the visits.
We hear K-Fed isn’t worried that anything bad would happen to the kids, his biggest concern is that Britney might drive with them, but Jamie would be there to put the kibosh on that.

My sources, possibly imaginary, tell me that Britney’s new lawyer refused to budge on having her client wear underwear around the children. Kevin’s lawyers were specific with their demands that “the boys not return home looking like goddamn Two-Face from Batman.” Britney’s lawyer conceded that acid vadge is a concern, but could not promise the wearing of undergarments. The two sides will convene later today and hopefully reach an agreement that effectively protects the children and, also, Britney’s right to damage their vision.


  1. Stan

    #49 lisped “@45 Right on Brah! *knuckles* I hope one day you actually get to kiss a girl. I know I can’t wait to. PS your dad knows you’re queer.”

    Please, I’m not turned on by all that. No offense.

  2. hahaha

    hey #49, you’re reading thesuperficial, you are totally NOT queer

  3. Douchebag

    51 None taken dude! I know you know what fuckin’ know what time it is! Seriously what time is it? I got to hide this copy of Qui back in the garage before my mom get home.

  4. FlamingFeltcherPhillipe

    I yust luf the Ssssssssuperfissssssssshial!

  5. BunnyButt

    Much to my disgust, the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the pic was “Scratch ‘n Sniff”…

  6. nymbus

    FFS cant someone teach her to wear underwear, hers is one vag I dont need to see.

  7. Douchebag

    Tonight I’m going to have a dream about licking Dog’s manbreast. I fucking love that picture. Plus, Dad always likes it when I already have wood as he sneaks in the door…

  8. @55 Bunny I am sure yours smells great and I would love to spend a lot of time there, but Britney’s is just a distuting thought.

  9. Duh-huh?

    People don’t like Britney? Really? This is all so new and fresh!

  10. mike

    See, now that’s why I never get any chicks, I don’t have killer lines like “I am sure yours smells great and I would love to spend a lot of time there.”

  11. Douchebag

    Hey 57 man, why the hate? I know you’re a tough dude, you don’t have to harsh on me by trolling. Take it out somewhere else. We can all tell you’re pissed, but dude, it’s the chicks’ loss for not recognizn’ your dudeness. We should hang out sometime. Can you drive? I only have my permit.

  12. Douchebag

    Hehe, just kiddin’. I learned all that talk from the boys I molest.

  13. sup

    where’d her penis go?

  14. Trover

    Damn, the EMO look is downright dreadful. No wonder she wants to kill herself. Looking in a mirror like that, who wouldn’t want to?

    And what is that on her wrist? Looks like she already tried to cut her self up, or poked her own ciggies in her wrists. Messed up and getting uglier by the day.

  15. That really did have everything! Kudos.

  16. You all know that wasn’t me. And all you “first” and “frist” losers are well, LOSERS!!!!!

    Now, that being said, I can’t wait to get home so I can see Britney’s Crotch!!!!!

    I’m kidding..

  17. anbmeei

    I am so excited .. I just found her profile on the celebrities and wealthy club “”. she posted the same photo there. did you see it?

  18. RENEE...

    Thats pretty pathetic when flashing ones vagina in public becomes passe old news.

  19. gotmilk?

    there is no reason for her crotch to be showing. that dress goes down to the knees when she’s standing up. whore!

  20. Firsty


  21. Ted from LA

    This is the worst day in Fishland history. What do we have? Paris looking like a whore. A couple of people I never heard of are divorcing (and they are both uglyier than shit). We have an even uglier redneck couple who resemble the parents of love child Danny Bonaduce and they are returning to TV. And lastly, we have a picture of this mentally ill woman showing her beaver once again. Mind you, this mentally ill woman’s best work in the past 5 years is performed in gas stations, night clubs and KFCs. Ummmm…. chhhicken. This site is quickly moving up my list of places to avoid. Word.

  22. Ted from LA

    I forgot about the amazingly interesting link on Steve O with his naked ugly ass exposed. I’m sure he is famous for something, but he is one more asshole I’ve never heard of being highlighted today. He looks like a real winner. If he showed up to date my daughter I’d shoot him before he got to the porch. That’s the final word.

  23. Ted from LA

    Oh, I forgot about frog woman having a baby too. That’s fascinating. That is the final word. Word.

    Does anyone believe 9-11 was an inside job?

  24. FRT

    At least we know Brit has not run out of razors yet!

  25. monkeyfightclub

    its nice to know that the one part of her body she tends to is her baby hole.

  26. Tapeworm

    Will someone please punch this cunt in her head & then shove those cigarettes down her cunt throat?

    What a piece of trash.

  27. gosia

    lol it totally seems she has the same anatomy as a barbie doll…wheres the genital detailing?

  28. skankyho

    Her jacket is almost scarier than her dirty nasty razorburned cunt.

  29. Ted from LA

    You made me look at the beaver. I wanted to avoid the beaver. Having looked at the beaver, I have to wonder from where she delivered her children. Did the judge have her beaver sewn shut? That seems cruel and unusual, but so does said beaver.

  30. awesome111person

    Are you sure she’s commando? Why would her pussy be more tan than her legs….


    What is that big bump on her hand (the one holding her phone)?

  32. angel

    i find it inspiring that despite being crazy and unable to upkeep any other aspect of her appearance, she still manages to stay clean shaven down there.

  33. Oh dear….I thought those days were “behind” her now….

  34. Dude


  35. Harry Ballzack

    80. haqikah – February 19, 2008 8:53 PM

    I needs help thats all.


  36. Wait a minute, that car better not be a rental. The cooch juice left on that seat’s gonna melt a hole in someone’s ass.

    PS: Give Brit visitation she’ll stop lactating anyday now!

  37. Cindy

    #50 – lookin good! LMAO! Great pic.

  38. IWONKY

    Britney – you stupid fucking twat – I told you, do porn already – why are you wasting everybody’s time with this flashing your peach underwear shit? No one wants to think of your hairless twat – spread your freaking legs, you cow – how am I supposed to get off on looking at your face?

  39. she has all the fame she needs, why she is doing this?…she may go crazy..if she doesn’t stop!..i saw some pictures of her’s on (MillMatch….com) and she was a nice beautiful girl with a lot off succes before all this happened…but i think she can repair this mess…

  40. AnnaDraconida

    Wow, she’s ugly…

  41. MassGrrl

    It’s so classy the way she carries her ciggies and blackberry everywhere. @@

  42. awesome111person

    Actually that jacket is badass. Anyone know who the designer is??????

    I think the jacket is PIMP.

  43. IKE

    Thank you Britney!
    (show more like the ‘good ol’ days’)

  44. That’s does it! After incident #39043623234 of her going pantiless, she is no longer allowed to sit on my face. That’s right… suffer beeotch… you did this to yourself.

  45. lipper

    Did I seriously read that someone said because the attorney’s name was Stacy she shouldn’t be a lawyer? But should be serve hot wings because of her name?

    You’re probably the kind who thinks because a woman is blond her IQ is 90?

    Women, you wonder why these stereotypes keep holding us back. I’m blond and named Stacie and I’m far from serving your greasy assed stained fingers anything but an ass kicking.

    Hot, blond, and WITH a degree in medical and named Stacie. Bite that bitch.

    *grumbles* As if a NAME states your intelligence. Dumb ass.

  46. toolboy

    Doug Henning is the designer. He’s Criss Angel’s father.

  47. toolboy

    The fact that you used the word “seriously” in your post proves Auntie’s point. I mean OMG, did I actually just seriously read that???? Yep, that’s my lawyer. I’ll take a 12 piece, extra hot there sweet tits.

  48. mary

    Wow…can’t understand why you would print the her to be X can’t handle the kids.
    Did you ever think that small children may want their mommy??? I guess you don’t have the mind, compassion or understand of how children feel or think.
    You know this is about more then Brit or her X to be it’s about small children that only understand when a parent is or isn’t there for when they call out their names.
    There is nothing like a mother putting a bandage on a booboo or kissing it. Not matter what the media has done to get so involved in such a sad event of a family breaking up children are still children and thank god they can’t read the crap reporters write that are mostly their own feelings rather then the truth.
    What would be really nice is for the media to report on things like lack of education funding or the homeless to bring more understand and info and help.
    It’s too bad what a sad generation.

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