This post has everything: For those of you who love your Britney Spears update, I’ve got the latest on her custody battle. For those of you who love her vagina, hey, there she is up top going commando. I’m here for all your needs. Let’s get crackin’. Britney Spears is no longer represented by Trope & Trope and is now the client of high-powered celeb divorce lawyer Stacy Phillips. As Stacy’s first order of business today she botched Britney’s chance to see her kids. Fantastic! TMZ reports:
The lawyers couldn’t agree amongst themselves — so Brit will not get visitation with Sean Preston and Jayden James.
It’s ironic, we know K-Daddy wants Brit to have visitation and the lawyers came to court today trying to accommodate that, but it didn’t happen.
That’s some impressive shit considering today TMZ reported that Kevin Federline wants Britney to have visitation with the kids. He apparently can’t handle having them 24/7:
We’re told K-Fed has no prob allowing the kids to visit Brit at her home, with one string attached – that Brit’s parents are present during the visits.
We hear K-Fed isn’t worried that anything bad would happen to the kids, his biggest concern is that Britney might drive with them, but Jamie would be there to put the kibosh on that.
My sources, possibly imaginary, tell me that Britney’s new lawyer refused to budge on having her client wear underwear around the children. Kevin’s lawyers were specific with their demands that “the boys not return home looking like goddamn Two-Face from Batman.” Britney’s lawyer conceded that acid vadge is a concern, but could not promise the wearing of undergarments. The two sides will convene later today and hopefully reach an agreement that effectively protects the children and, also, Britney’s right to damage their vision.
SoCalSteve | February 19, 2008 at 4:37 pm
First.
debagger | February 19, 2008 at 4:38 pm
FRIST!!
TS | February 19, 2008 at 4:38 pm
omg FIRST!!!
anon | February 19, 2008 at 4:38 pm
gross.
Andy | February 19, 2008 at 4:38 pm
FIRST!
The Office Whore | February 19, 2008 at 4:39 pm
FIRST!!
FRIST!!! | February 19, 2008 at 4:39 pm
ME!
SoCalSteve | February 19, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I don’t care about Britney, or her crusty crotch.
Sean Preston? Jayden James? Man, those kids are gonna get their ***es kicked.
Guy | February 19, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Look at you all with your ‘FIRST!’ posts, pathetic
Jimbo | February 19, 2008 at 4:41 pm
FIRST! to cuum!
Is that bad?
Guy | February 19, 2008 at 4:42 pm
BTW, she looks like the Mona Lisa.
sportsdvl | February 19, 2008 at 4:42 pm
FIRST!
p911gt10c | February 19, 2008 at 4:43 pm
FIRST! to swallow!
Blah | February 19, 2008 at 4:43 pm
She is starting to look like Fat Elvis
gits | February 19, 2008 at 4:45 pm
My condolences to the car seat.
I Fucking Hate You | February 19, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Aw fuck, not again.
My eyes still hurt from all the Hohan freckles, now this?
Van | February 19, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Is it me or is she just looking forever greasy nowadays?
Dog | February 19, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Doomhammer | February 19, 2008 at 4:50 pm
For the love of fucking christ is this bitch still alive? For Gods sake your 15 minutes is over !! Kill yourself already!
Barack | February 19, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Q: How long does it take a black woman to take a dump?
A: Nine months!
ZaZ | February 19, 2008 at 4:54 pm
If you know you’re going to be getting out of vehicle in a short skirt and the world of serious loser paps (PUN!) are going to be there shoving cameras anywhere near your Vag, aren’t you going to either ponder panties or wear something a tad more discreet?
britney crotch juice | February 19, 2008 at 4:55 pm
photoshop. photoshop. photoshop. photoshop. like a flash that was up above that point would actually be able to light that area under the skirt like that… I declare shenanigans on your crotch shot!
Sam | February 19, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Ass.
Tap.
Heartbeat.
(you too)
SoCalSteve | February 19, 2008 at 4:58 pm
#9, possibly the only thing more pathetic is you whining about it. Go lose your virginity tough guy.
Igottabemeeee | February 19, 2008 at 4:59 pm
#21: Yes you would, if you DIDN’T want a picture of said vag taken.
Have any of you thought about the chairs in public places? I mean these stupid whores plant their diseased naked nether parts directly onto seats where other people sit. I’d say every seat in L.A. has to be cross-contaminated by now.
Auntie Kryst | February 19, 2008 at 5:00 pm
OK I apologize in advance for sounding sexist but, I’d never ever hire an attorney names Stacy! Stacy brings me buffalo wings and beer, she does not represent my interests in court.
Brits Minge | February 19, 2008 at 5:00 pm
They’re peach colored undies assholes.
If the minge was actually visible, it would look like hamburger…
kati | February 19, 2008 at 5:01 pm
yeah, i’m gonna have to vote photoshop on this one as well
Igottabemeeee | February 19, 2008 at 5:01 pm
#22: Have you seen how many flashes are going off at any given moment when Britney spreads her legs? Millions I say!
Short Bus Reject | February 19, 2008 at 5:02 pm
FRIST?
Yeah! FRIST!!
sportsdvl | February 19, 2008 at 5:03 pm
You “first” losers are as pathetic as Britney.
Oh, #12 – I don’t post enough to warrant a troll. come on moron.
jesse | February 19, 2008 at 5:04 pm
FIRTS!!!!
Lowlands | February 19, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I’m wondering why these celebitches are always carrying their television remote control with them??
Ping | February 19, 2008 at 5:05 pm
She’s a creamy mess o’ crazy! ME RIKE!
Cap'n Pickles | February 19, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Oh. Great. Another Britney post. A bonus crotch shot. yeah.
(Takes pistol out of cubicle draw, loads chamber with clip of ammo, places muzzle against right temple, and fires. Blood sprays all over cubicle walls)
SoCalSteve | February 19, 2008 at 5:06 pm
#31
Looks like someone is a little bitter they were not FIRST!
Skeps | February 19, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Where did that giant herpes sore on her wrist come from?!?!?! I think Ima go throw up
Igottabemeeee | February 19, 2008 at 5:10 pm
It is amazing to me how only a couple of days after legally forcing the hospital to let her go, she washes her hair once and puts on clean clothes and people are ready to say how she’s coming back and how normal she’s acting. Her father is living in her house with her, what is she going to do? Nothing has changed, and the crotch shot only proves it. Crazy is as crazy does.
Auntie Kryst | February 19, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Where did Mike Singletary buy that tie? It’s nice.
Igottabemeeee | February 19, 2008 at 5:11 pm
That isn’t a herpes sore – it is a tattoo. Isn’t she classy?
sportsdvl | February 19, 2008 at 5:12 pm
TS must have been eager, because he didn’t last long.
After a few minutes of my lips and tongue sliding up
and down his cock, be began to fuck my mouth on his
own. I backed off so that my lips and tongue could pay
attention to the head of his cock and I put two fingers
and my thumb around the base between my lips and the
wall. After ten or fifteen strokes he jerked forward
and shot three thick shots of warm salty semen in my mouth.
I backed off so that the last two shots coated my lips
and chin: I know guy love that. Then I sucked his cock
back into my mouth so I could use the tip of my tongue
on the underside of his cock head and coax the last few
drops of his delicious jizz into my mouth.
gosyco | February 19, 2008 at 5:17 pm
pic #3
“Box Rentals”
:)
Jeremiah | February 19, 2008 at 5:20 pm
What the fuck is up with this bitch and not wearing god damn panties. Jesus motherfucking christ. The courts need to assign to her some poor fucking bastard whose sole responsibility it is to make sure she is wearing them.
DEAR MOTHER FUCKING CHRIST IN ALL HELL.
Why the fuck do we get stuck with this bitch who shows us ever nasty sore she has, but Jessica Alba won’t even flash us a fucking nipple. The world is cruel and unkind
sportsdvl | February 19, 2008 at 5:28 pm
#41 you loser troll…….please keep your homo-erotic fantasies to yourself.
big day for the paps today…Lohan’s boobs and Britney’s (almost) crotch. I’m sure Paris will flash someone tonight because she feels left out.
Stan | February 19, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I like a girl with meat on her bones! Those thighs look nice and juicy! Although, here, I bet all the lisping guys prefer the stickgirls who don’t confront them with icky girlie parts.
Jennifer | February 19, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I hear she big skanky whore who rook for rove on Jennifershouldhaveburnedinvietnam.com I hear she get skully-fucky and nippy-twisty there. I don’ know. I check next week affer I do happy ending.
holllla | February 19, 2008 at 5:32 pm
yeah seriously they are peach panties. apparently news is low today. *que britney crotch pun
holllla | February 19, 2008 at 5:33 pm
cue**
Douchebag | February 19, 2008 at 5:37 pm
@45 Right on Brah! *knuckles* I hope one day you actually get to kiss a girl. I know I can’t wait to. PS your dad knows you’re queer.
sportsdvl | February 19, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Here’s MY crotch flash pic, much better than Britney’s!