Britney Spears’ legal stuff, crotch together at last!

February 19th, 2008 // 114 Comments

This post has everything: For those of you who love your Britney Spears update, I’ve got the latest on her custody battle. For those of you who love her vagina, hey, there she is up top going commando. I’m here for all your needs. Let’s get crackin’. Britney Spears is no longer represented by Trope & Trope and is now the client of high-powered celeb divorce lawyer Stacy Phillips. As Stacy’s first order of business today she botched Britney’s chance to see her kids. Fantastic! TMZ reports:

The lawyers couldn’t agree amongst themselves — so Brit will not get visitation with Sean Preston and Jayden James.
It’s ironic, we know K-Daddy wants Brit to have visitation and the lawyers came to court today trying to accommodate that, but it didn’t happen.

That’s some impressive shit considering today TMZ reported that Kevin Federline wants Britney to have visitation with the kids. He apparently can’t handle having them 24/7:

We’re told K-Fed has no prob allowing the kids to visit Brit at her home, with one string attached – that Brit’s parents are present during the visits.
We hear K-Fed isn’t worried that anything bad would happen to the kids, his biggest concern is that Britney might drive with them, but Jamie would be there to put the kibosh on that.

My sources, possibly imaginary, tell me that Britney’s new lawyer refused to budge on having her client wear underwear around the children. Kevin’s lawyers were specific with their demands that “the boys not return home looking like goddamn Two-Face from Batman.” Britney’s lawyer conceded that acid vadge is a concern, but could not promise the wearing of undergarments. The two sides will convene later today and hopefully reach an agreement that effectively protects the children and, also, Britney’s right to damage their vision.


  1. SoCalSteve


  2. debagger


  3. TS

    omg FIRST!!!

  4. anon


  5. Andy


  6. The Office Whore


  7. SoCalSteve

    I don’t care about Britney, or her crusty crotch.

    Sean Preston? Jayden James? Man, those kids are gonna get their ***es kicked.

  8. Guy

    Look at you all with your ‘FIRST!’ posts, pathetic

  9. FIRST! to cuum!

    Is that bad?

  10. Guy

    BTW, she looks like the Mona Lisa.

  11. p911gt10c

    FIRST! to swallow!

  12. Blah

    She is starting to look like Fat Elvis

  13. gits

    My condolences to the car seat.

  14. I Fucking Hate You

    Aw fuck, not again.

    My eyes still hurt from all the Hohan freckles, now this?

  15. Van

    Is it me or is she just looking forever greasy nowadays?

  16. Dog


  17. Doomhammer

    For the love of fucking christ is this bitch still alive? For Gods sake your 15 minutes is over !! Kill yourself already!

  18. Barack

    Q: How long does it take a black woman to take a dump?
    A: Nine months!

  19. ZaZ

    If you know you’re going to be getting out of vehicle in a short skirt and the world of serious loser paps (PUN!) are going to be there shoving cameras anywhere near your Vag, aren’t you going to either ponder panties or wear something a tad more discreet?

  20. britney crotch juice

    photoshop. photoshop. photoshop. photoshop. like a flash that was up above that point would actually be able to light that area under the skirt like that… I declare shenanigans on your crotch shot!

  21. Sam




    (you too)

  22. SoCalSteve

    #9, possibly the only thing more pathetic is you whining about it. Go lose your virginity tough guy.

  23. Igottabemeeee

    #21: Yes you would, if you DIDN’T want a picture of said vag taken.

    Have any of you thought about the chairs in public places? I mean these stupid whores plant their diseased naked nether parts directly onto seats where other people sit. I’d say every seat in L.A. has to be cross-contaminated by now.

  24. Auntie Kryst

    OK I apologize in advance for sounding sexist but, I’d never ever hire an attorney names Stacy! Stacy brings me buffalo wings and beer, she does not represent my interests in court.

  25. Brits Minge

    They’re peach colored undies assholes.

    If the minge was actually visible, it would look like hamburger…

  26. kati

    yeah, i’m gonna have to vote photoshop on this one as well

  27. Igottabemeeee

    #22: Have you seen how many flashes are going off at any given moment when Britney spreads her legs? Millions I say!

  28. Short Bus Reject


    Yeah! FRIST!!

  29. You “first” losers are as pathetic as Britney.

    Oh, #12 – I don’t post enough to warrant a troll. come on moron.

  30. jesse


  31. Lowlands

    I’m wondering why these celebitches are always carrying their television remote control with them??

  32. Ping

    She’s a creamy mess o’ crazy! ME RIKE!

  33. Cap'n Pickles

    Oh. Great. Another Britney post. A bonus crotch shot. yeah.

    (Takes pistol out of cubicle draw, loads chamber with clip of ammo, places muzzle against right temple, and fires. Blood sprays all over cubicle walls)

  34. SoCalSteve


    Looks like someone is a little bitter they were not FIRST!

  35. Skeps

    Where did that giant herpes sore on her wrist come from?!?!?! I think Ima go throw up

  36. Igottabemeeee

    It is amazing to me how only a couple of days after legally forcing the hospital to let her go, she washes her hair once and puts on clean clothes and people are ready to say how she’s coming back and how normal she’s acting. Her father is living in her house with her, what is she going to do? Nothing has changed, and the crotch shot only proves it. Crazy is as crazy does.

  37. Auntie Kryst

    Where did Mike Singletary buy that tie? It’s nice.

  38. Igottabemeeee

    That isn’t a herpes sore – it is a tattoo. Isn’t she classy?

  39. TS must have been eager, because he didn’t last long.
    After a few minutes of my lips and tongue sliding up
    and down his cock, be began to fuck my mouth on his
    own. I backed off so that my lips and tongue could pay
    attention to the head of his cock and I put two fingers
    and my thumb around the base between my lips and the
    wall. After ten or fifteen strokes he jerked forward
    and shot three thick shots of warm salty semen in my mouth.

    I backed off so that the last two shots coated my lips
    and chin: I know guy love that. Then I sucked his cock
    back into my mouth so I could use the tip of my tongue
    on the underside of his cock head and coax the last few
    drops of his delicious jizz into my mouth.

  40. gosyco

    pic #3
    “Box Rentals”

  41. Jeremiah

    What the fuck is up with this bitch and not wearing god damn panties. Jesus motherfucking christ. The courts need to assign to her some poor fucking bastard whose sole responsibility it is to make sure she is wearing them.


    Why the fuck do we get stuck with this bitch who shows us ever nasty sore she has, but Jessica Alba won’t even flash us a fucking nipple. The world is cruel and unkind

  42. #41 you loser troll…….please keep your homo-erotic fantasies to yourself.

    big day for the paps today…Lohan’s boobs and Britney’s (almost) crotch. I’m sure Paris will flash someone tonight because she feels left out.

  43. Stan

    I like a girl with meat on her bones! Those thighs look nice and juicy! Although, here, I bet all the lisping guys prefer the stickgirls who don’t confront them with icky girlie parts.

  44. Jennifer

    I hear she big skanky whore who rook for rove on I hear she get skully-fucky and nippy-twisty there. I don’ know. I check next week affer I do happy ending.

  45. holllla

    yeah seriously they are peach panties. apparently news is low today. *que britney crotch pun

  46. holllla


  47. Douchebag

    @45 Right on Brah! *knuckles* I hope one day you actually get to kiss a girl. I know I can’t wait to. PS your dad knows you’re queer.

  48. Here’s MY crotch flash pic, much better than Britney’s!

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