Britney Spears leaves rehab again…sort of

March 1st, 2007 // 59 Comments

This barely counts as news, but Britney Spears left rehab last night to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. She was escorted to the support group by her assistant and returned to the Promises treatment center right after the meeting ended. And because she’s lost her mind, Britney had weird scribbles all over her hand and even drew a fake ring on her index finger. I wouldn’t be surprised if that thing went completely up her arm. She’s like this close to snapping and probably spends all her time in rehab rocking back and forth while chanting, “They’re all gonna pay.” And when the doctors ask “Who’s gonna pay?” she growls at them and says, “I’m a tiger!” And then starts pacing around on all fours while the doctors stare at each other confused.

NOTE: That’s not her wedding ring. Not the one on her ring finger and not the one drawn on in pen.



  1. It’s really the Playboy belly ring that says “I’m gonna be okay.”

  2. Lord. Why is she always showing her flabby gut? NOBODY. WANTS. TO. SEE. IT. BRITNEY. And why is she always sticking her dirty, stubby fingers in her bellybutton? And nice hand art. My retarded ass monkey is more talented.

  3. ffordegroupie

    AmandaEqualsWhat, autistic four year olds are usually capable of constructing Lego metropoli or something.

    She’s more like someone who’s mentally regressed back to babyhood or something.

    Sassy, because she thinks her gut is hot, and that everyone is still lusting after her.

  4. Codefire

    Is it me, or is her assistant kinda hot?

  5. Bessymouse

    Hmm not sure codefire. She doesn’t look half bad. But then again, standing next to Britney Spears these days could make anyone look fuggin’ awesome.
    Come to think of it… anyone got her number?

    Then again… no, no, forget it.

  6. Kristi

    The PUSH on her hand apparently stands for “Pray Until Something Happens” I guess they teach that in AA, or so they said on a tv report last night……

  7. Luap

    M Y S T E R Y – Read all about it.
    Look closely…..
    The flower on her hand was not drawn by Brit!!!! It is the wrong way up and positioned incorrectly for a self draw.
    So who drew the flower?
    She’s also looking VERY pretty again!!!

  8. WileyJay

    Yea, she must be all cured now. Let her out! Or maybe she wants to stay in with her new bitch partner! Oh! Wait! Certainly she didn’t think anyone would see her leaving when she drew that crap on her hand. Nothing has changed, it’s all just publicity to her.

  9. leaving, going back, leaving, going back….can’t someone commit her for a good, long six month rest?

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