This barely counts as news, but Britney Spears left rehab last night to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. She was escorted to the support group by her assistant and returned to the Promises treatment center right after the meeting ended. And because she’s lost her mind, Britney had weird scribbles all over her hand and even drew a fake ring on her index finger. I wouldn’t be surprised if that thing went completely up her arm. She’s like this close to snapping and probably spends all her time in rehab rocking back and forth while chanting, “They’re all gonna pay.” And when the doctors ask “Who’s gonna pay?” she growls at them and says, “I’m a tiger!” And then starts pacing around on all fours while the doctors stare at each other confused.
NOTE: That’s not her wedding ring. Not the one on her ring finger and not the one drawn on in pen.
Philip Ramirez | March 1, 2007 at 10:56 am
First! I used to write on my hand in 2nd grade. Then I started riding the short bus.
PrettyBaby | March 1, 2007 at 10:56 am
FRIST!
PrettyBaby | March 1, 2007 at 10:56 am
lmao, today’s not my day…
Philip Ramirez | March 1, 2007 at 10:57 am
Oh wow. Nice Try! lol, that was pretty close.
brujeriadiosa | March 1, 2007 at 10:58 am
FIT!!!!
well, almost….
she’s not orange enough…..put her back in!
pppaaaiiigggeee | March 1, 2007 at 10:58 am
is that her wedding ring?
brujeriadiosa | March 1, 2007 at 11:00 am
the hand art…LOL
She got a Coloring Diploma from Kentwood High and their mascot is “fighting crackheads”
Stink | March 1, 2007 at 11:00 am
I bet she holds up her scribble ring and screams WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE! and then runs around gibbering like a monkey and flinging poo.
brideoffrank | March 1, 2007 at 11:01 am
At least her face is not looking so gross.
jesseeca | March 1, 2007 at 11:02 am
those are her idea of prison tats.
murmurzz | March 1, 2007 at 11:04 am
*sigh* All is well in the world. Hmm, perhaps not… Fa fa!
gatorgirl | March 1, 2007 at 11:09 am
She’s a white trash idiot – she didn’t even remove the plastic ring that holds the price tag from her belt – of course, they probably can’t allow her the use of scissors in there…
D'arcy | March 1, 2007 at 11:10 am
That ring — Britney must’ve been hanging out with another looney during playtime in the room with the soft walls, and they decided to get married by drawing wedding rings on the other’s finger.
julia-sexpot! | March 1, 2007 at 11:12 am
i was going to write some mean things about her….but in the first pic she almost looks like the old Brit…pretty smile and happy. i just hope she gets her shit together (and starts bathing once in awhile).
gatorgirl | March 1, 2007 at 11:15 am
But at least someone gave her a little purse to put her stuff in – normally she carries cigs, lighter, phone, dog, keys, white trash spray, all in one hand. What’s the issue with carrying a cute purse once in a while, Brit Brit???!
BarbadoSlim | March 1, 2007 at 11:19 am
She’s gonna die like the stink pig she is.
Lowlands | March 1, 2007 at 11:20 am
The weddingring which is drawn must be the ring which K-fed gave her years ago.
Proteon | March 1, 2007 at 11:23 am
Drawing on her hands? BURN HER!
Mr. Goat | March 1, 2007 at 11:25 am
#12 – and then she would have a harder time trying to return it.
And… I’m not sure what it means but if you look closely there’s a scribbled button with “Push” written over it.
Push? How bout push you out of a moving car!
PrettyBaby | March 1, 2007 at 11:30 am
At least she’s not wasting her time doing situps.
Libraesque | March 1, 2007 at 11:34 am
she looks good, it’s remarkable what a few days of rest and some happy pills can do.
that drawn on ring means she’s someone’s bitch in rehab
Mr. Goat | March 1, 2007 at 11:34 am
Push me baby one more time.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 1, 2007 at 11:37 am
She’s the picture of stability. Kind of like an anchor or a rock, only with more class and self-respect. And less hair.
karifarrell | March 1, 2007 at 11:39 am
I like the new “Schitz-ney” she’s cool. And where’d she get that new wig?
Oh yeah, and that’s funny whoever said that about the drawn on ring being the one K Fed gave her years ago, haha!!!
I wonder if she rented the entire AA meeting hall and just sat there alone with the speaker???
Spindoc | March 1, 2007 at 11:43 am
Looks like she finally sprang for a better Wig.
fergernauster | March 1, 2007 at 11:43 am
Does not her “rehab” treatment facility treat alcoholism? Guess not if she’s skipping out to AA meetings. Man, that is WHACK. What the f*ck is she paying for, then? Hourly massages and aromatherapy sessions?
D'oh Eyes | March 1, 2007 at 11:59 am
What have you got to smile about Britney? Really? You suck and I’m glad.
NicotineEyePatch | March 1, 2007 at 12:03 pm
If anyone needs to dry out at our place, I am only charging $47,000 (US) a month.
I’m a good cook, and we usually watch movies on weekends. There’s an AA down the street. We’d put away all of the sharp objects and pills, but you’d be too happy to commit suicide anyway, because we get some of the best weed in the city.
*offer not extended to B. Spears
Forbidden | March 1, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Looking very good for how she’s been looking lately.
LilRach | March 1, 2007 at 12:13 pm
She looks better but then it’s just a front for the cameras – “Just smile and try to look happy, just smile and try to look happy” is what she would have chanted 50 times in the mirror before leaving rehab.
Wonder how many wigs she has?
claire bear | March 1, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Dare I say it? She almost looks decent. The outfit is crap, but she looks healthier.
sexybitch | March 1, 2007 at 12:20 pm
What do you want to bet it’s just hair sewn onto the hatband?
chiris | March 1, 2007 at 12:24 pm
She’s got a PlayBoy bunny hanging from her belly button.
becca11 | March 1, 2007 at 12:30 pm
i like her hat
Lowlands | March 1, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I’ve a doghouse in the back of the garden,but the dog has gone for some reason.If Britney want she can use this biologically correct rehab made out of oak.I’m only charging $25.000,-,if you wanna get chained is $2500,- extra.
julyper | March 1, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Love the scribbles, they are like the ones my son does and says that are tattoos. Soon, she will write her own name, with last name and all!.
AmandaEqualsWhat | March 1, 2007 at 12:53 pm
maybe britney’s hand is a map to a magical land. i don’t know anyone brave enough to go there though. wow, i love how she used to be a pop star and now she’s like, an autistic 4-year-old.
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 1, 2007 at 12:55 pm
She has to leave rehab to go to AA because the rehab isn’t for alcoholism or drugs, it’s to rehabilitate her into taking a shower. The AA isn’t even Alcoholics Anonymous, it’s Anal Attackers, a new nonprofit organization that teaches people to appreciate getting rammed up the ass by umbrellas and other unwieldly instruments.
Tits_McGhee | March 1, 2007 at 1:05 pm
I’m surprised she’s not carrying Lisa Frank folders too.
heyheyhey | March 1, 2007 at 1:25 pm
she looks good again. who pulls the david copperfields on this bitch so that she can turn into hideous trailer park trash one day and look gorgeous again the next???
alright that was a stretch…gorgeous?? i must be feelin nice today
86 | March 1, 2007 at 1:53 pm
FRIST is the new FIRST.
CodeNameWench | March 1, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Frist is the new black.
Lambency | March 1, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I adore her hat and coat.
She’s still a loose cannon. Honestly, I wanna slap her.
Sometimes I wonder if she even wants her kids in the first place. It’s almost like she’s doing all of this on purpose so that she doesn’t look like the bad guy for giving them to KFed.
culinaryprincess | March 1, 2007 at 3:04 pm
She looks happy and healthy, I wish her the best of luck.
D'oh Eyes | March 1, 2007 at 3:18 pm
@44
Um, she’s NOT happy and healthy. Hence the “post-partum depression”, AA meetings, and rehab. A smile does not a happy person make.
Manistoned | March 1, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Remember after 9/11 when The Onion said that people were caring about the important things again instead of Britney Spears? That lesson was well-learned.
licklick | March 1, 2007 at 5:08 pm
#26 nailed it…WTF!
And is writing on her hands part of therapy? Britney is such a stupid piece of trash.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 1, 2007 at 5:28 pm
I would like to know where in L.A. there is a rehab center for Quesadilla Addicts with Bells Palsy.
MsKarii | March 1, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Actually, that IS her wedding band.
Smackage | March 1, 2007 at 7:55 pm
they don’t have AA meetings in rehab?