Britney Spears leaves rehab again

February 21st, 2007 // 237 Comments
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Recreating her hijinks from last week, Britney Spears left rehab again less than 24 hours after checking in. She checked into the Promises treatment center yesterday but couldn’t deal with it and left for home. The usual stay is 45 days but she managed a whopping 1. Not even 1. She’s making Lindsay Lohan look like Captain America here. The next time she checks into rehab it’s gonna be a blow up doll with “Britney Spears” written on the back while she’s lying in bed half asleep with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

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  1. KimIsSarcastic

    Get you on your feet again.

  2. Hello? hello? are you out there?
    M.O.D. are you out there?
    I can’t see your face

  3. KimIsSarcastic

    Relax.

  4. KimIsSarcastic

    I’ll need some information first.

  5. KimIsSarcastic

    Just the basic facts.

  6. KimIsSarcastic

    Can you show me where it hurts?

  7. veggi

    I’ll show you where it hurts.

  8. kickservebt

    As long as she doesn’t reproduce again…I’ll just sit back and laugh hysterically at this circus.

  9. veggi

    You are only coming through in waves.

  10. veggi

    Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying.

  11. Your problem, Britney, is your money. If you didn’t have it, no one would follow you around taking your picture. No one would worry if you are a bad mom, or doing drugs.

    I can solve your problem. Give your money to me.

    I could donate half to charity, and live quite comfortably on the interest from the other half.

    It’s a win-win.

    You know where to find me.

  12. jrzmommy

    This is not how I am.

  13. jrzmommy

    I have become comfortably numb.

  14. RichPort

    OK. Just a little pinprick.

  15. Someone should tie her tubes,

    AROUND HER NECK!

  16. RichPort

    There’ll be no more aaaaaaaaah!

  17. RichPort

    But you may feel a little sick.

  18. KimIsSarcastic

    First my troll butchers Beatles songs and now Pink Floyd. We all know he is more kidzbop speed.

  19. Songster

    Hello.
    Is there anybody in there?
    Just nod if you can hear me.
    Is there anyone home?

    Come on, now.
    I hear youre feeling down.
    Well I can ease your pain,
    Get you on your feet again.

    Relax.
    I need some information first.
    Just the basic facts:
    Can you show me where it hurts?

    There is no pain, you are receding.
    A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
    You are only coming through in waves.
    Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
    When I was a child I had a fever.
    My hands felt just like two balloons.
    Now I got that feeling once again.
    I cant explain, you would not understand.
    This is not how I am.
    I have become comfortably numb.

    Ok.
    Just a little pinprick. [ping]
    Therell be no more –aaaaaahhhhh!
    But you may feel a little sick.

    Can you stand up?
    I do believe its working. good.
    Thatll keep you going for the show.
    Come on its time to go.

    There is no pain, you are receding.
    A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
    You are only coming through in waves.
    Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
    When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
    Out of the corner of my eye.
    I turned to look but it was gone.
    I cannot put my finger on it now.
    The child is grown, the dream is gone.
    I have become comfortably numb.

  20. veggi

    You’re a sad little prick.

  21. Hey stop posting as meeeeeeeee

  22. PunjabPete

    70 and 74, you fucksticks have to be joking right? Sure money does not equal happiness. But is sure fucking helps. It equals freedom. She has NO REAL problems to deal with in terms of feeding herself, clothing, shelter, etc… The Human Condition you refer to is fulfilled in ALL it’s basic needs. What is left is mental. And MONEY buys tons of therapy and despite what you say… The ability to be pretty fucking happy… At best, she needs to get her head checked for her “mommy didn’t love me because she let me run free” issues and get on with her life.

    Depression? They make fucking pills for that if therapy and the fact that she can get on a plane to Paris to shop at leisure or maybe even head to Fiji for a month are not enough to make her feel better about her life.

    70 and 74 – you are a couple of whining simplistic assholes for even making an excuse for this poor little spoiled rotten whore… The shit she is pulling is high school teenager at best…. And two kids are now caught in the middle of it. She needs to grow the fuck up, take responsibility fo rher life, and quit acting like her life is so tragic.

    Fuck her and fuck you.

  23. PunjabPete

    Stupid cunts like her needed one welfare christmas in there past in order to get it…

    One year of eating Gubment cheese and maybe she would know how lucky she is… Stupid stupid cunt…

  24. veggi

    very nice 122. clockworkASS

  25. PrettyBaby

    #62 Nasty Troll- I don’t wish such a fucking horrid thing… But I do sort of wish that Paris Hilton would go up to her in public and bitch-slap her at least 10 times. That’d do for me…

  26. Jnicole28

    #14 totally agree, i almost feel bad for her because she is practically having a mental breakdown and everyone is wishing the worst for her, in the beginning, when she was showing the world she doesnt own underwear, and hanging out with paris i kept thinking how much she deserves all this crap from people, but now its just sad, its like watching a train wreck happen.
    #62 that was completely and utterly ridiculous
    #63 ever hear of money does not buy happiness? dumbass

  27. Thats too bad PrettyBaby … I was almost turned on by that dark, violent, fucked-in-the-head comment…

  28. PrettyBaby

    I’m not that violent Madpet, I don’t like bad things to happen to kids Darlin.

  29. ClockworkAnge

    #122- her money gives her freedom? She can’t leave her house without people following her to take pictures- that’s not freedom. I think you have some of your own problems- seeing that you are using this board to get your “feelings” out. Can you not afford therapy and medication? Is that why you are so angry?

    #124- I realize you are either very young or very ignorant, so I’m just going to ignore you.

  30. Jnicole28

    #122 i totally agree it helps to have money, but it doesnt make depression go away, it doesnt make you TRUELY happy, even if it gets rid of any problems your having with “money”
    BTW the majority of people who commit suicide are on happy pills, apparently that doesnt halp much hmm?

  31. BarbadoSlim

    @16….if you listen really hard you might be able to hear a tune of sorrow from my violin, that is actually the world’s smallest violin. You’d need the Hubble telescope to see it, you can fit a million of them on top of Tyra’s fat ass.

  32. BarbadoSlim

    I meant @126

  33. ClockworkAnge

    #126- Thank GOD- I was starting to think I was the only half decent human here

  34. Jnicole28

    131 come up with some new material, that was a little lame

  35. grape

    It’s pretty obvious that sooner or later, something big is going to happen. She is either going to O.D on purpose or by mistake. Or get smashed and drive her car into a tree or something. Things can’t keep going on like this- she’s on a knife-edge. I am going to sit back and enjoy the show. Because she’s richer than me.

  36. fergernauster

    No, PunjabPete.

    The (valid) Human Condition I refer to is the reality that all humans, regardless of ethnicity or social standing, are vulnerable to pain & suffering, if they live at all. This pain & suffering can and does encompass organic disease (including mental illness).

    And contrary to your belief that money=freedom, I bet Britney Spears is feeling quite the opposite, as she is currently perhaps the most hunted celebrity on the planet.

    Just calling it as it is. Histrionics aside.

  37. MadPet

    Actually people commit suicide on happy pills when they COME OFF them …. especially people taking Prozac

  38. veggi

    @129, actually I’m hot and wet.

    How are you and the donkey doing? He been putting it to ya good?

  39. BarbadoSlim

    @133 you are not decent at all. YOU ARE ENABLERS you read that, ENABLERS. People like you is why western civilization is going to shit, excuses for everything. Soft on irresponsible behavior, boo hoo they were oppresed, boo hoo she’s depressed, boo hoo I’ve got daddy issues, bo hoo the voices in my head made me do it.

    Fuck, how come the rest of us don’t get to make excuses? and pay our bills on time, and don’t go around drugged out of our fucking skulls (publicly) and provide for our fucking kids. You people are the culprits YOU

  40. BarbadoSlim

    @134, how about this one, go to a fucking comedy club, I don’t work for you and you don’t pay so how about you kiss my ass.

  41. veggi

    I think I love you BabadoSlim.

  42. PrettyBaby

    Yep Slim is de bomb.

  43. GooniesNeverSayDie

    A Britney haiku:

    K Fed raps on disc
    Underwear is optional
    Britney shaves her dome

  44. ClockworkAnge

    #137- That’s definitely true, for some. There are side effects to being on some happy pills- like Zoloft, which is what Phil Hartman’s wife and Dylan Klebold were on… or tricyclics- which Cobain was on… everyone’s chemistry is a little different. Serotonin is a tricky thing to balance- sometimes it backfires.

  45. grape

    Yep and @34 is lame-zilla. And yes I know that was even lamer-zilla. Chur!

  46. MadPet

    Screw Prozac and Zoloft … 30 St Johns Wort a day works great for me

  47. lolabeat

    God…

    How can anyone actually be discussing how here mother can help her? She already did what she had to do and did it wrong.

    Now she has a 40-millions-worth-daughter who is an adult, who has 2 children and who decided to dedicate her life to empty-stupid-selfish-superficial-self destructive activities.

    You worry about those two little guys because their father is a gold digger and their mother is a suicidal psycho.

    Some one just please call social services so they can save those kids from their mother. And, for the good of mankind and our own survival, someone please get her a tubal ligation.

    And no, rich white girls don’t deserve pity. She has money to pay for a damn good psychologist, or 140 trained monkeys to applaud and observe her every move if she still needs attention when the psychologist fails.

  48. grape

    Sorry I meant 134

  49. Zoey

    hers is one of the most rapid personal degradations I have ever witnessed. Not just her spiritual, mental, emotional degradation (which is obvious and I could care less about) but, more importantly, her physical degradation. She looks hideous. She has become a fat, white trash, shaved head skank. Imagine what that cooch smells like since her hygeine has obviously gone to hell. So sad to watch what was once a world class source of masturbation fall to the level of a repulsive skank.

  50. She has COMPLETELY moved ahead of Nichole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan in my Celbrity death pool.

    The only difference being, I think Lindsay will go like River Phoenix, dying outside a bar, Nichole, quietly in a hotel room ala John Belushi, while Brittany will go out in a blaze of glory, I’m thinking high speed chase ending with a crash into a retaining wall or a warehouse ala Thema and Louise.

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