Recreating her hijinks from last week, Britney Spears left rehab again less than 24 hours after checking in. She checked into the Promises treatment center yesterday but couldn’t deal with it and left for home. The usual stay is 45 days but she managed a whopping 1. Not even 1. She’s making Lindsay Lohan look like Captain America here. The next time she checks into rehab it’s gonna be a blow up doll with “Britney Spears” written on the back while she’s lying in bed half asleep with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
TheLegend68 | February 21, 2007 at 9:46 am
Ugly putrid trailer trash slut. Kill her sprogs.
didey23 | February 21, 2007 at 9:46 am
shocker!!
Dcrew220 | February 21, 2007 at 9:47 am
Anyone remember Dana Plato?
Next stop: rob a liquor store and star in some knock-off porn …
BarbadoSlim | February 21, 2007 at 9:50 am
I get it now!
She thinks you just go to the place and sign the sheet and then you are done.
doodee head | February 21, 2007 at 9:51 am
By assuming, you make an ass out of you and me.
shakeitout | February 21, 2007 at 9:51 am
might this be the appropriate time for a slow clap?
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 9:56 am
She had to return the pants (luckily the tags are still on them).
liveoutside | February 21, 2007 at 9:57 am
Um, did anyone else notice that Britney is wearing the “Delicious” tank top from Victoria’s Secret? Right now it’s free with a $35 purchase and also comes with lip gloss. Offer code “Tank”– I SWEAR. Everyone laugh!
NicotineEyePatch | February 21, 2007 at 9:59 am
“Okay, Brit, time for your blood analys…. hey, where’d she go?”
(open window, curtains blowing)
RichPort | February 21, 2007 at 10:00 am
Put a hat and some chaps on her and she’ll look like the fucking Marlboro man.
Superevil | February 21, 2007 at 10:01 am
I see a Kurt Cobain style ending in her future.
PunjabPete | February 21, 2007 at 10:02 am
Science H. Logic…
Stupid stupid skank…
She needs to board a private plane to somewhere no one knows here and disappear for 12 months.
Bandeezee | February 21, 2007 at 10:02 am
i’m sure she just left to score some crack. She’ll be back in no time at all.
ClockworkAnge | February 21, 2007 at 10:03 am
I know I’m one of very few that wish the best to Britney… but I have to say- I REALLY hope she’s not planning on hurting herself… she seems to have hit rock bottom (over and over again)… and leaving rehab makes it seem like she’s lost all hope in herself… oh man… well, I can’t blame her for having a rough time of it- I mean it DOES seem like the whole world is rooting for her to lose…
Maybe a mental facility would be more help to her right now… I have this feeling that it’s post partum- and I’m guessing they don’t address that right away at a rehab place.
Ugh.
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 10:03 am
Know who could help her? Ike Turner.
Spindoc | February 21, 2007 at 10:04 am
She looks like the bouncer at a lesbian sports bar.
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 10:04 am
I’ll be looking forward to her book….Divorce with Dignity.
raquel | February 21, 2007 at 10:05 am
I’m sure it was because she couldn’t bear being separated from her children. What a wonderful loving mother she is! Especially for a celebrity. I’ve always appreciated those pictures of Britney going out with her kids, because it was so clear that she loved them dearly. I feel very sorry for her, in her current horrible dilemma – how to get help for all of her pain, while somehow managing the added trauma of separation from her beloved children. I wish her the best, and I trust that her incredible strength will pull her through this dark time.
crazybroad | February 21, 2007 at 10:06 am
Hey, LiLo only gave lip service to staying @ rehab for 30 days, @ least the Brit skank is honest about not being able to hang.
More importantly, when is someone going to have this girl declared mentally incompetent??!?!? I heard that she shaved her head because she’d been pulling out little chunks herself.
Italian Stallion | February 21, 2007 at 10:07 am
Now when she meets men, not only does she have to get them drunk to fuck her, she has to give them Viagra an hour before they leave the club………..
ch474 | February 21, 2007 at 10:08 am
#14 – Tom Cruise needs to take her to a celeb Scientology center.
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 10:09 am
“I’m sure it was because she couldn’t bear being separated from her children. What a wonderful loving mother she is! ”
Surely you jest, Raquel. Raquel, tell us you’re just kidding! Tell us you forgot to add the sarcastic remark. Tell us Typekey fucked up your comment. Type HAHA Just Kidding right now. Something that will prove that you’re not a lunkhead.
MadPet | February 21, 2007 at 10:10 am
This is going too far … Britney is a human being you guys … Britney if you read this you can come stay at my house and hide out for awhile … you need true friends around you and some alone time …
Someone needs to step in and save this girl this is ridiculous, where the hell is her MOTHER!
You don’t have to be a fan of hers to want to not see her end up like Anna Nicole.
MrSemprini | February 21, 2007 at 10:12 am
I heard she had a buch of cards printed up that all say “Just Kiding!” (yup, that’s how its speled) (hahahahahahaha)
Isn’t that precious?
ClockworkAnge | February 21, 2007 at 10:13 am
#23- I wonder the same thing- I wish her mom would tie her down and force her into a place that she can’t sign out of… and I think you’re right, she needs some real friends… poor poor girl :(
greatestntheworld | February 21, 2007 at 10:14 am
Hmm, this is actually getting kinda old. She should shape up again and give me something to whack off to. Seriously, I was out a few in high school and when that Slave video came out.
LEATHERFACE45 | February 21, 2007 at 10:14 am
hey madpet, i bet this would keep her in rehab
http://www.hardtied.com/main.php
karifarrell | February 21, 2007 at 10:15 am
Holy shit! WTF is she ON?!? She been hanging out with Robert Downy Jr. or something???
jesseeca | February 21, 2007 at 10:16 am
#23, she is a grown up. mommy can’t save her anymore.
like britney hasn’t created this mess?? “ohh please media, leave me alone.”
two seconds later
“i’m selling pictures of my newborn to the highest bidder”
etc. etc. etc.
polypam | February 21, 2007 at 10:16 am
When she got there, she realized the only thing she was really addicted to was attention and you can’t really go to rehab for that.
wordsuneverthoughtu'dhear | February 21, 2007 at 10:17 am
She needs Kevin to talk some sense into her.
polypam | February 21, 2007 at 10:18 am
Oh, and the banner ads that popped up next to Britney’s bald head just now were advertising solutions for ingrown hairs. Nice.
BarbadoSlim | February 21, 2007 at 10:18 am
@18 & 23 I don’t know what you two are smoking but I need to get me some of that shit.
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 10:19 am
what a bunch of bleeding-hearted sissies some of you are. SAVE BRITNEY–SOMEONE! SHE’S A HUMAN BEING! SHE NEEDS LOVE…..shut. the. fuck. up.
DrunkBlogger | February 21, 2007 at 10:22 am
Here is my application:
I’m fucking awesome.
LL | February 21, 2007 at 10:22 am
#9 and #16 – laughed my ass off
And to all the people who wonder where her mother is – Britney (despite having a little girl name and apparently, the mental capacity of a 12-year-old) is 25. She’s an adult. Unless her parents get her declared incompetent or whatever by a court of law, they can’t force her to do anything. Clearly.
As for her pain – WTF does she have to feel pain about? Besides the pain of her own stupidity, that is. Is it the pain of no longer being the youngest and the hottest? The pain of no longer being able to sell crap to tween girls and perverted old men based on her naughtiness? The pain of being told that showing her bajingo to the world and barfing all over her car after all-nighters at titty bars is not the best way to demonstrate her fitness as a parent? If she lived in Darfur or Baghdad, I’d feel bad for her. But she is a famous, wealthy white chick who lives in Hollywood (or wherever the hell she lives out there), she does not deserve sympathy. Christ… This is the not-so-awesome side of enormous fame and wealth. When you’re on top and everyone loves you, it’s great. But when you go around acting like a stupid asshole, everyone sees that, too. The solution to that would be to not act like a stupid asshole. People do manage it. They’re the ones who don’t appear every day on sites like these.
AMY-YMA | February 21, 2007 at 10:24 am
Looks like she’s going to get a tattoo or two each time she enters rehab….she should have a full sleeve soon. LOL
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 10:24 am
This is what happens when a selfish, unintelligent asshole has kids too early in life.
fergernauster | February 21, 2007 at 10:25 am
What’s the deal with these modern-day “rehab” facilities, anyway? They seem little more than grotesquely overpriced spas. Who the f*ck was counselling & assisting her while she languished, smoking, by the pool, as the pap-smears descended? I’d LOVE to see an expose conducted on some of the pricier rehabs…
She needs a simple hospital bed in a psych ward. PRONTO. Esp. if she’s actively suicidal.
I’ve never been a fan or even slightly interested in Britney Spears before, but I do hope that she recovers before she snuffs herself. She has no one in the world she can turn to, obviously.
I relish trashing celebs as much as anyone here, but cannot stomach that some folks are wishing her such harm at this very low point in her young life.
MadPet | February 21, 2007 at 10:26 am
She hasn’t grown up she’s still in the mindset of a 14 year old (or however old she was when she did the school girl outfit video)
I’m not saying feel sorry for her but Jesus she’s obviously close to off-ing herself it’s sad. I’ll make fun of celebs till the cows come home but there comes a point you gotta stop and say ‘this pereson is going to kill themselves int he next 24 hours’ and Britney is at that point. I like to make fun of people being conceited fcuking idiots. I don’t like to make fun of people who have their mouth full of shotgun and one toe on
the trigger.
D'oh Eyes | February 21, 2007 at 10:26 am
Promises sounds like the brand of one of those awful maxi pads they sell in vending machines. You know, the ones with the demure lass in 70′s attire on the box.
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 10:28 am
40–fuck ‘em. Say it with me……Fuh-ck th-e-mmm. Fuck them. Now you try it….
RichPort | February 21, 2007 at 10:30 am
“I don’t like to make fun of people who have their mouth full of shotgun and one toe on
the trigger.”
Sound like anybody we know?
MadPet | February 21, 2007 at 10:31 am
I can say it … “fuck em”
but what the hell man she’s clearly gonna kill herself
I mean, shaving your head WTF is that!?
BRITNEY GET A GRIP MAN.
Why aren’t I famous? I can handle that shit! What is with these celebs not being able to handle fame? Don’t you know what you’re getting into?
Fuck em…
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 10:31 am
oh yeah, rich.
look what we did, by the way.
MadPet | February 21, 2007 at 10:32 am
Hey Richport I am brand new … so I can’t sound like anyone from this site. I have been a reader for about a year and just now am starting to post.
Who do I sound like?
veggi | February 21, 2007 at 10:33 am
she NEEDS scientology!!!! stat!
bigponie | February 21, 2007 at 10:33 am
her head looks like a balut egg…
Bugman4045 | February 21, 2007 at 10:33 am
#23 you wrote “You don’t have to be a fan of hers to want to not see her end up like Anna Nicole.”
I tell you this with all sincerity. If they find her dead of suicide (really graphic suicide) tomorrow morning, I will race to work to post that I am happy she is gone.
I have no patience or sympathy for attention whores that have every advantage at their finger tips, yet choose to behave like little children.
Post-partum….Bullshit!
Post-divorce depression…Bullshit!
More likely, post grammy ceremony realization that she will NEVER make a comeback.
And Britney, if you are reading this, you can reach the trigger with your toe.
PunjabPete | February 21, 2007 at 10:34 am
#40 – If Brit offs herself and I will be DEVASTATED!!!
I forgot to put Anna Nicole Smith in my Dead Pool list and I am still reeling from that…. Now I have to worry that I missed Brit too? NO!!!!!!!!!