Britney Spears leaves rehab again

February 21st, 2007 // 237 Comments
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Recreating her hijinks from last week, Britney Spears left rehab again less than 24 hours after checking in. She checked into the Promises treatment center yesterday but couldn’t deal with it and left for home. The usual stay is 45 days but she managed a whopping 1. Not even 1. She’s making Lindsay Lohan look like Captain America here. The next time she checks into rehab it’s gonna be a blow up doll with “Britney Spears” written on the back while she’s lying in bed half asleep with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

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  1. TheLegend68

    Ugly putrid trailer trash slut. Kill her sprogs.

  2. didey23

    shocker!!

  3. Dcrew220

    Anyone remember Dana Plato?

    Next stop: rob a liquor store and star in some knock-off porn …

  4. BarbadoSlim

    I get it now!

    She thinks you just go to the place and sign the sheet and then you are done.

  5. doodee head

    By assuming, you make an ass out of you and me.

  6. shakeitout

    might this be the appropriate time for a slow clap?

  7. jrzmommy

    She had to return the pants (luckily the tags are still on them).

  8. liveoutside

    Um, did anyone else notice that Britney is wearing the “Delicious” tank top from Victoria’s Secret? Right now it’s free with a $35 purchase and also comes with lip gloss. Offer code “Tank”– I SWEAR. Everyone laugh!

  9. NicotineEyePatch

    “Okay, Brit, time for your blood analys…. hey, where’d she go?”

    (open window, curtains blowing)

  10. RichPort

    Put a hat and some chaps on her and she’ll look like the fucking Marlboro man.

  11. Superevil

    I see a Kurt Cobain style ending in her future.

  12. PunjabPete

    Science H. Logic…

    Stupid stupid skank…

    She needs to board a private plane to somewhere no one knows here and disappear for 12 months.

  13. Bandeezee

    i’m sure she just left to score some crack. She’ll be back in no time at all.

  14. ClockworkAnge

    I know I’m one of very few that wish the best to Britney… but I have to say- I REALLY hope she’s not planning on hurting herself… she seems to have hit rock bottom (over and over again)… and leaving rehab makes it seem like she’s lost all hope in herself… oh man… well, I can’t blame her for having a rough time of it- I mean it DOES seem like the whole world is rooting for her to lose…

    Maybe a mental facility would be more help to her right now… I have this feeling that it’s post partum- and I’m guessing they don’t address that right away at a rehab place.

    Ugh.

  15. jrzmommy

    Know who could help her? Ike Turner.

  16. She looks like the bouncer at a lesbian sports bar.

  17. jrzmommy

    I’ll be looking forward to her book….Divorce with Dignity.

  18. raquel

    I’m sure it was because she couldn’t bear being separated from her children. What a wonderful loving mother she is! Especially for a celebrity. I’ve always appreciated those pictures of Britney going out with her kids, because it was so clear that she loved them dearly. I feel very sorry for her, in her current horrible dilemma – how to get help for all of her pain, while somehow managing the added trauma of separation from her beloved children. I wish her the best, and I trust that her incredible strength will pull her through this dark time.

  19. crazybroad

    Hey, LiLo only gave lip service to staying @ rehab for 30 days, @ least the Brit skank is honest about not being able to hang.

    More importantly, when is someone going to have this girl declared mentally incompetent??!?!? I heard that she shaved her head because she’d been pulling out little chunks herself.

  20. Italian Stallion

    Now when she meets men, not only does she have to get them drunk to fuck her, she has to give them Viagra an hour before they leave the club………..

  21. ch474

    #14 – Tom Cruise needs to take her to a celeb Scientology center.

  22. jrzmommy

    “I’m sure it was because she couldn’t bear being separated from her children. What a wonderful loving mother she is! ”

    Surely you jest, Raquel. Raquel, tell us you’re just kidding! Tell us you forgot to add the sarcastic remark. Tell us Typekey fucked up your comment. Type HAHA Just Kidding right now. Something that will prove that you’re not a lunkhead.

  23. MadPet

    This is going too far … Britney is a human being you guys … Britney if you read this you can come stay at my house and hide out for awhile … you need true friends around you and some alone time …
    Someone needs to step in and save this girl this is ridiculous, where the hell is her MOTHER!
    You don’t have to be a fan of hers to want to not see her end up like Anna Nicole.

  24. MrSemprini

    I heard she had a buch of cards printed up that all say “Just Kiding!” (yup, that’s how its speled) (hahahahahahaha)

    Isn’t that precious?

  25. ClockworkAnge

    #23- I wonder the same thing- I wish her mom would tie her down and force her into a place that she can’t sign out of… and I think you’re right, she needs some real friends… poor poor girl :(

  26. greatestntheworld

    Hmm, this is actually getting kinda old. She should shape up again and give me something to whack off to. Seriously, I was out a few in high school and when that Slave video came out.

  27. LEATHERFACE45

    hey madpet, i bet this would keep her in rehab

    http://www.hardtied.com/main.php

  28. karifarrell

    Holy shit! WTF is she ON?!? She been hanging out with Robert Downy Jr. or something???

  29. jesseeca

    #23, she is a grown up. mommy can’t save her anymore.

    like britney hasn’t created this mess?? “ohh please media, leave me alone.”

    two seconds later

    “i’m selling pictures of my newborn to the highest bidder”

    etc. etc. etc.

  30. polypam

    When she got there, she realized the only thing she was really addicted to was attention and you can’t really go to rehab for that.

  31. wordsuneverthoughtu'dhear

    She needs Kevin to talk some sense into her.

  32. polypam

    Oh, and the banner ads that popped up next to Britney’s bald head just now were advertising solutions for ingrown hairs. Nice.

  33. BarbadoSlim

    @18 & 23 I don’t know what you two are smoking but I need to get me some of that shit.

  34. jrzmommy

    what a bunch of bleeding-hearted sissies some of you are. SAVE BRITNEY–SOMEONE! SHE’S A HUMAN BEING! SHE NEEDS LOVE…..shut. the. fuck. up.

  35. Here is my application:

    I’m fucking awesome.

  36. LL

    #9 and #16 – laughed my ass off

    And to all the people who wonder where her mother is – Britney (despite having a little girl name and apparently, the mental capacity of a 12-year-old) is 25. She’s an adult. Unless her parents get her declared incompetent or whatever by a court of law, they can’t force her to do anything. Clearly.

    As for her pain – WTF does she have to feel pain about? Besides the pain of her own stupidity, that is. Is it the pain of no longer being the youngest and the hottest? The pain of no longer being able to sell crap to tween girls and perverted old men based on her naughtiness? The pain of being told that showing her bajingo to the world and barfing all over her car after all-nighters at titty bars is not the best way to demonstrate her fitness as a parent? If she lived in Darfur or Baghdad, I’d feel bad for her. But she is a famous, wealthy white chick who lives in Hollywood (or wherever the hell she lives out there), she does not deserve sympathy. Christ… This is the not-so-awesome side of enormous fame and wealth. When you’re on top and everyone loves you, it’s great. But when you go around acting like a stupid asshole, everyone sees that, too. The solution to that would be to not act like a stupid asshole. People do manage it. They’re the ones who don’t appear every day on sites like these.

  37. AMY-YMA

    Looks like she’s going to get a tattoo or two each time she enters rehab….she should have a full sleeve soon. LOL

  38. jrzmommy

    This is what happens when a selfish, unintelligent asshole has kids too early in life.

  39. fergernauster

    What’s the deal with these modern-day “rehab” facilities, anyway? They seem little more than grotesquely overpriced spas. Who the f*ck was counselling & assisting her while she languished, smoking, by the pool, as the pap-smears descended? I’d LOVE to see an expose conducted on some of the pricier rehabs…

    She needs a simple hospital bed in a psych ward. PRONTO. Esp. if she’s actively suicidal.

    I’ve never been a fan or even slightly interested in Britney Spears before, but I do hope that she recovers before she snuffs herself. She has no one in the world she can turn to, obviously.

    I relish trashing celebs as much as anyone here, but cannot stomach that some folks are wishing her such harm at this very low point in her young life.

  40. MadPet

    She hasn’t grown up she’s still in the mindset of a 14 year old (or however old she was when she did the school girl outfit video)
    I’m not saying feel sorry for her but Jesus she’s obviously close to off-ing herself it’s sad. I’ll make fun of celebs till the cows come home but there comes a point you gotta stop and say ‘this pereson is going to kill themselves int he next 24 hours’ and Britney is at that point. I like to make fun of people being conceited fcuking idiots. I don’t like to make fun of people who have their mouth full of shotgun and one toe on
    the trigger.

  41. D'oh Eyes

    Promises sounds like the brand of one of those awful maxi pads they sell in vending machines. You know, the ones with the demure lass in 70′s attire on the box.

  42. jrzmommy

    40–fuck ‘em. Say it with me……Fuh-ck th-e-mmm. Fuck them. Now you try it….

  43. RichPort

    “I don’t like to make fun of people who have their mouth full of shotgun and one toe on
    the trigger.”

    Sound like anybody we know?

  44. MadPet

    I can say it … “fuck em”

    but what the hell man she’s clearly gonna kill herself

    I mean, shaving your head WTF is that!?

    BRITNEY GET A GRIP MAN.

    Why aren’t I famous? I can handle that shit! What is with these celebs not being able to handle fame? Don’t you know what you’re getting into?

    Fuck em…

  45. jrzmommy

    oh yeah, rich.
    look what we did, by the way.

  46. MadPet

    Hey Richport I am brand new … so I can’t sound like anyone from this site. I have been a reader for about a year and just now am starting to post.

    Who do I sound like?

  47. veggi

    she NEEDS scientology!!!! stat!

  48. bigponie

    her head looks like a balut egg…

  49. Bugman4045

    #23 you wrote “You don’t have to be a fan of hers to want to not see her end up like Anna Nicole.”
    I tell you this with all sincerity. If they find her dead of suicide (really graphic suicide) tomorrow morning, I will race to work to post that I am happy she is gone.
    I have no patience or sympathy for attention whores that have every advantage at their finger tips, yet choose to behave like little children.
    Post-partum….Bullshit!
    Post-divorce depression…Bullshit!
    More likely, post grammy ceremony realization that she will NEVER make a comeback.
    And Britney, if you are reading this, you can reach the trigger with your toe.

  50. PunjabPete

    #40 – If Brit offs herself and I will be DEVASTATED!!!

    I forgot to put Anna Nicole Smith in my Dead Pool list and I am still reeling from that…. Now I have to worry that I missed Brit too? NO!!!!!!!!!

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