Britney Spears’ lawyers shut Adnan’s mouth about sex tape

October 2nd, 2008 // 37 Comments

Adnan Ghalib is changing his tune about the existence of a Britney Spears sex tape. He issued the following denial to Star yesterday:

“There is no sex tape,” Adnan tells Star exclusively, “and I’ve never claimed there is one.”
“I don’t know where these quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from,” says Adnan. “What I do know is they certainly didn’t come from me and they are completely false. I’m extremely upset and distressed and I’m taking legal action… This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me.”
“There is no sex tape,” he continues. “That is the end of the matter.”

However, The Sun reports Adnan was close to a multi-million dollar deal with a porn site until Britney’s lawyers stepped in with their own offer to shut him up:

But now she’s staged a remarkable comeback, Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.
A pal told a newspaper: “Her lawyers have been working overtime. They’ve been told to do whatever it takes to stop the video making it onto the Internet.”

It’s looking like Britney’s sex tape will never see the light of day which isn’t exactly a bad thing. I mean, c’mon, it’s not like it was filmed now when she looks awesome. It was filmed during the crazy, five Frappucinos a day, pink wig-wearing times of yore. Honestly, who would watch that? Besides me and anyone else with a penis.


  1. tabacchifc


  2. Adnan Ghalib, another useless middle easterner.

  3. mimi is #1

    Prayers are kisses of love and prayer and kiss Amy! :)

  4. mike

    THRID!!! (insteada FRIST!!! get it?)

    she is hot

  5. Bruce

    Yah I’ll pass…and it’s not because I am gay.

  6. Sport

    She should be punished for being with that Paparazzi tool – release the tape.

  7. whats wrong with frappacinos?
    absolutely nothing.
    ask me

  8. mimi


    Fish Head is a dickless wonder.

  9. supersex

    i wish i was as dumb as that mother fucker so i could fuck britney in the ass.

  10. mamadough

    i guess spackle goes a long ways. and seeing a wheezing, sticky-fingered britney hump a camel bag nut sack isn’t my idea of a good time.

  11. Zee Brat

    Even the people in the background in that pic got airbrushing lol.

  12. Britney looks gorgeous!

  13. Yes – getting her away from that manager dude sure did straighten her out. She looks healthy and happy.

  14. Alicat

    She really does look great here. I almost wish this picture wasn’t airbrushed… but we all know it was.

  15. He was paid off. And thank God he was. No one needs to see that stuff.

  16. Parker

    I would have watched it if she was wearing the pink wig *while* eating a box of Ho-Ho’s and getting fucked in the ass.

  17. PunkA

    I never thought there was a tape of Adnan and Britney having sex, until I realized that this is Adnan. The guy probably fellated and screwed his camel, named him Britney Spears, and dressed him in a pink wig and boots to complete his fantasy. Then he filmed it. See, Adnan and Britney Spears getting it on.

    Adnan is a piece of shit camel fellater.

  18. Simply losing weight does not a transformation make. There’s something about her face… definitely Botox.

  19. 5knuckleshuffle

    She looks fucking hott!
    I would just love to play with those beautiful melons (or spank it while watching her porn tape)

  20. stickykeys

    Patience, patience. It’s only a matter of time before a Britney sex tape surfaces.
    But until it 100% absolutely does, please stop posting this shit.

  21. Thank God! Who would want to see FAT ROLLS in a pink wig jiggling all over the place. As for Adnan fucktard, he is a douche-head with patches of pubic hair glued to his face. He’s the kind of guy who thinks that fucking the Pink Whale for a couple of months will always keep him in the public eye. He looks up to fucking K-FED. Except now, he’s fucked. No sex tape. No more 15 minutes of fame. It’s over. Go sculpt your facial/pube hairs.

  22. joe m

    There’s no tape.
    Someone started a silly rumor.
    Adnan and Britney should sue.

  23. ishi-san

    @ 4: *lol* nice try

  24. Britney Spears

    I queefed earlier today and a puff of cheeto dust ruined my panties.

  25. lrig

    actually, middle eastern men are a great lay

  26. Randal

    There’s a lot to say about Britney these days and nothing of it is bad. This talented star continues to reinvent herself, releasing hit album after hit album which is an uncanny ride through one hit single after the other.

    Adnan was poison to you Britney and I’m happy to see you on your way, on the right road, once again with that shine in your smile and that sparkle in your eye.

    With every album, with every song and with every event, your old fans are with you and the new ones get in line.


  27. Walt

    Why is this picture so airbrushed? Just look at her lips and teeth, she looks like a cartoon Pinocchio.

  28. Boston_Freek

    MIMI GO FUCK YOURSELF Shove a fucking used tampon up your twat

  29. Holyfuck

    Everyone give Mimi a break. Clearly she is slow, borderline retarded, and she can’t help it.

  30. PunkA

    #25 apparently loves a cushion of hair next to her body during sex. And loves to get more hair in her mouth than cock while blowing Adnan.

  31. Your Mom

    Airbrushed or not, she looks fabulous!

  32. Welcome back spearsy!

    Ah.. Britney, welcome back to glamour! Fantastic look! Just don’t f*ck it up by bringing out shit(tier) songs.

  33. IWONKY

    Dammit y’all, ahm Britney (queef!) Spearz, and ahm decent now…yes ah amm too decent!!!!! (queef!) Dammit y’all! (queef!) [Looks down] Would you SHUTTTT UPPPPP!!!! (queef!) Dammit!!! Mah pussy’s tryin’ tah steal the show, ahhhginnnn! Y’all?????? Hay Y’aaaallllll!!!!!!!! (queef!) [Grabs pussy lips in fist] Did-n ahh tell yew tah BE QUITE!!!!! (smack!) Bad Pussy!!!!!! (queef!) (smack!)…….(queef!)

  34. LiLo for V-Prez 2008!

    “There is no sex tape. I don’t even know what sex tapes are. Someone wearing a weird beard and girls clothing is impersonating me and that makes me want to cry. How could they do this to my precious wife, a woman I would never even imagine cheating on? Please don’t snuff me mafia hit man. I grovel in submission.”

    Hope Adnan can retire now.

    She’s showing some sparkles of charisma and enthusiasm in these pics. Seems like I haven’t seen that in years.

    Her arm looks a bit curious in this pic; strange texture.

  35. Americans believe what they see, right now?
    That’s the most important reason why america is going DOWN, folks!!

  36. Sarah Palin

    Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!




    After I’m elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

    (long applause)

    Vote McCain (Palin)



  37. Who thought anyone would ever say this again, but she really looks stunning in that photo!

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