Britney Spears knows how to pick a hiding place

October 15th, 2007 // 114 Comments
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Britney Spears went for her usual Starbucks run (every hour on the hour) and of course was swarmed by the paparazzi. After ordering another grande, career-ending frappucino, I mean mocha frap, mocha, she ran out to her car. Apparently Britney likes to drink her iced coffee in private, so she quickly fooled everyone – by hiding behind a book! Holy cow, where did she go? Where’s Britney? All I see is the Chronicles of Narnia and a mound of excess skin. She must work for the CIA!

Photos: Splash News, INFdaily.com

  1. ortal

    I thought I had told you to throw away thoes UGLY boots..!
    She’s defenatly the worst dresser ever.

  2. Deborah

    Seriously now – I don’t give a damn about ANYTHING else – I just want someone to explain those stinking damn boots to me – nothing else. I need to understand WHY she’s ALWAYS wearing those damn boots!

  3. Dinglehopper

    For the love of god, people, she doesn’t have backne! There are a couple of teensy, tiny zits on the back of her neck! Everyone is like that! Especially when they’re horrifically stressed out and eating a lot of crap food!

    I mean, I am not supporting her, but still. She already has enough to make fun of her. Stop looking for things that don’t exist.

  4. lola

    Someone must ask the Brit what the plot synopsis of the book is and lets see what she answers….y’all she prolly thinks the book is a documentary….

  5. gotmilk?

    100, calm down. they don’t do that at all the Charbucks. i’ve never been asked for my name. they just yell out what you ordered. writing your name on the cup is too personal for nyc.

  6. BunnyButt

    Narnia on the outside, coloring book with biiig pictures and no words on the inside.

  7. Patti

    First of all, didn’t know that she could read. With regards to Starbucks, why doesn’t she just find out how to open a franchise in her house that way she won’t have to drive anywhere….

  8. LiSA

    That’s so cute, she’s pretending to read. She actually looks okay — the dress is cute, the boots, not so much. She could use a stylist & some shampoo. And it’s obvious she’s using drugs because all the toxins in drugs trigger acne. I agree — she looks thinner, but those 400 million calorie trendy Starbuck drinks aren’t going to help with her weight issues, no, not so much. Her arms are looking a little flabby. God, I wish she would get some help with a glam team & blow everyone away by lookinf good again. Someday…
    I can’t wait to see the promo picture for her new CD.

  9. Tits McGee

    *I WILL PAY TO HAVE SOMEONE WRESTLE HER TO THE GROUND, TAKE THOSE BOOTS, AND BURN THEM IN FRONT OF HER.*

  10. Tits McGee

    103. I have never had any acne on my back. Or even a pimple. I’m very lucky in that manner. Yea, I get a pimple on my face once a month, but my back is literally, perfect. So there. Not everyone gets acne on their backs. Way to be.

  11. hehehe

    ok seriously…. how many WEEKS in a row has she worn those boots? They aren’t ugly boots but they DO NOT go with every outfit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. me

    to #108
    you are a complete fucking idiot.

    “And it’s obvious she’s using drugs because all the toxins in drugs trigger acne”

    Well done…. that probably accounts for 0.0002% of acne in people worldwide.

    Not to mention the fact you know fuck all about her, anything she does, and apparently what causes acne. Scientists and medical professionals can’t even decide on the causes of acne, fucking genius.

    I hate when people make up the fucking goddamn shittiest reasons to try and “prove” that a celeb has took drugs…
    There isn’t even any proof that she’s ever taken drugs. I’m not saying she hasn’t but I mean there is no real proof, like the court ordered drug testing. At least wait until then, lest you look like an even bigger fucking idiot.

  13. El Ces

    Lookit all those mothers on her. Sick.

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