Britney Spears went for her usual Starbucks run (every hour on the hour) and of course was swarmed by the paparazzi. After ordering another grande, career-ending frappucino, I mean mocha frap, mocha, she ran out to her car. Apparently Britney likes to drink her iced coffee in private, so she quickly fooled everyone – by hiding behind a book! Holy cow, where did she go? Where’s Britney? All I see is the Chronicles of Narnia and a mound of excess skin. She must work for the CIA!
Photos: Splash News, INFdaily.com
Rosie's Mustach | October 15, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Yuck
Holy crap! | October 15, 2007 at 12:31 pm
First bitches!
LoLu | October 15, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Why does Brit need to buy Narnia on double clearance from Target???
Crap damn it! | October 15, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Crap damn it!
Rosie's Mustach | October 15, 2007 at 12:33 pm
She’s reading a childrens book what a fucking surprise. Come on Brit be realistic that book has far to many words and no pictures. sometimes you just have to know your limits… Oh fuck what am I saying, Brit know her limits… never mind that’s just crazy talk.
lola | October 15, 2007 at 12:36 pm
lmao @ double clearance form target!!!!!!!LMAO
V | October 15, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Zits? Check
Pasty face? Check
Those damn boots? Check
Dirty hair? Check
BRITNEY SPEARS? Check
Thank you, I couldn’t start my week without new reasons to puke.
(She looks thinner, but still fugly)
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 15, 2007 at 12:37 pm
This is the first time she has ever worn black in a while. It looks so elegant with her brunette hair pulled up.
But what is so interesting is that the other customers don’t even seem to notice her or the Pap.
Yeah Britney ! | October 15, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Her nails are so cute with most of her Nail Polish chipped off, it reminds me of a teenaged girl
yukadoozer | October 15, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Lookie har…it’s rel nicce..she got it at Tarr-git.
veggi | October 15, 2007 at 12:43 pm
It’s the chronic! What? Cles of narnia!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HYn1wTKXel8
funny ass video.
Britney's Queef | October 15, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Wow, for someone who’s constantly spotted buying makeup, how come she doesn’t use any to cover up that PIZZA-FACE??? And she can afford to order any fucking thing she wants online and have it delivered to one of her mansions…yet she whines about the paparazzi (which she invites to wherever she goes)?!?! I hate this useless attention-starved twat. I hope she crashes and burns VERY SOON.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 15, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Her dress color matches her armpit stubble. Classy.
Annie Rexia | October 15, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Oh Britney! Everyone knows you can’t read. What a silly!
IKE | October 15, 2007 at 12:46 pm
WHAT??? No poonanny shots today?
Damn!!
More Brit’s bits, please.
Ript1&0 | October 15, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Yeah dude, the LAST place you’d expect to find Britney is behind a book. I’d say this is the best damn disguise yet.
Bethany | October 15, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Poor Britney. She’s so scared and broken now. I feel so sorry for her. I pray that she finds God’s comfort and peace. A meditation:
I wonder if we’ll smile in our coffins while loved ones
Mourn the day, the absence of our faces, living, laughing,
Eyes awake. Is this too much for them to take?
Too young for ones conclusion, the lifestyle won.
Such values you taught your son. That’s how.
Look at me now. I’m broken.
Inherit my life.
One day we all will die, a cliched fact of life. Force fed
To make us heed. Inbred to sponge our bleed. Every
Warning, a leaking rubber, a poison apple for mingled
Blood. Too young for ones delusion the lifestyle cost
Venereal Mother embrace the loss. That’s how
Look at you now. You’re broken
Inherit your life.
nevermore | October 15, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Come on, guys, lighten up. Obviously she is hurting and in need right now. In need of a coffee maker. If we all chip in, we could get her one! Then she wouldn’t need to go out for coffee and have to use up all her clever disguises.
Ript1&0 | October 15, 2007 at 12:59 pm
@17 – Before you get ripped on for supporting Britney, I want to say that I like your poetry. I’m serious, whatever inspires you, keep it up. This, however, probably isn’t the best place to post it…
Nix | October 15, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Perhaps the flashing of cameras and the hollering of onlookers has become soothing like a lullabye to Brit. It’s like white noise, and now the only way she can unwind is in their presence.
The more likely scenario being, of course, she’s trying to improve her image to seem a bit more intellectual. With fantasy books. Perhaps she mistook it for a textbook?
Kelly Ach | October 15, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Save the Boots!! Cant she afford a cute pair of sandals?
realityfading | October 15, 2007 at 1:11 pm
ewwww @ the close up of the back of her head. It looks like her hair weaves are pulling what little real hair she has out.
veggi | October 15, 2007 at 1:14 pm
22- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Why did you make me look?????
Jewel | October 15, 2007 at 1:16 pm
HAHA TARGET.
But yeah. I do feel bad for brit and I like the poetry.
.. there is no way she is reading that book though. I mean, reading?
Jewel | October 15, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Oh and a question…
Did she put her autograph on her frap/whateversheisdrinking cup?
o_O
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 15, 2007 at 1:20 pm
#22, I have to admit I checked out that picture to see the extensions, but then I saw she’s got backne and threw up a bit and backed away…
Rachel | October 15, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Dear #19. Ript1&0
#17′s “poetry” is Pantera lyrics.
Ugly People Safaris | October 15, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Mmmm.. Hairs in her necklace and back pimples… delicious!
JagedNS | October 15, 2007 at 1:24 pm
How sad a life to be a pap chasing around this poor attention starved child. Hasn’t she ever heard of a fucking drive-thru? Obviously not, b/c then the cameras couldn’t get her classy snatch shots. With or without kids, this one should be supervised at all times. It’s obvious she can barely function in society anymore.
Bethany | October 15, 2007 at 1:27 pm
#27: ding ding ding CORRECT! Ditto previous “prayers” or “meditations” in past comment threads. Pretty funny to watch people get worked up over “holy roller” comments that are actually song lyrics from a redneck meth-thrash metal band.
Auntie Kryst | October 15, 2007 at 1:29 pm
@27 LOL is that true? Oh man that’s funny “a meditation” no less. Good stuff. Did anyone notice she’s reading a kid’s book? Oh yeah, there it is. Ok I got nothin’.
Riotboy | October 15, 2007 at 1:32 pm
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Nice | October 15, 2007 at 1:35 pm
#17 that was great!
veggi | October 15, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Here’s a nice meditation about motherhood for brit…..
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother
Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother
Father
Gonna take your daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father
Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it’s like
Till you’re bleeding
Vince Lombardi | October 15, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Dear Abby;
I have this employer I’ll call “Idiotney.” Every day, she dresses up in a formal evening gown (well, formal for her hillbilly ass) and cowboy boots. She makes me drive her to every Starbucks in town so she can get something to drink that I can’t pronounce. The paparazzi chase us everywhere, so she borrows my “Chronicles of Narnia” book to hide her acne-riddled face (like she can actually read something without big pictures). The paparazzi get really trashy whore type photos of “Idiotney” because — well, she’s a trashy whore. But they don’t understand why she doesn’t wear underwear when she goes out. I’ve asked “Idiotney” why she doesn’t wear underwear and she says it’s because she likes the feel of the flashbulbs going off on her cootchie. I think it’s because she probably has incurable vaginal rot. She likes to get naked when I get her back to her residence and invite me into her pool, where she tries to rub her infected disease-riddled body against my flaccid pee-pee. In spite of the double-dose of chlorine I add to the pool every day, I can still smell her putrifying labia. Should I go all the way with her, or save myself for a self-respecting crack whore?
Signed,
PeePee is Scared; No, I mean REALLY REALLY scared
srg | October 15, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I love that she bought it on clearance at Target!!!
gerard Vandenberg | October 15, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Celebrities must learn to show “CLEAN” looks. Especially your person britney. Because alot celebs in America think they look HOT, but are looking like a desperate and cheap WHORE!! Do not use fucking coloured nailpollish. You are not a twelve year old girl who is experimenting with the bright coloured nail-polish from mum: GROW UP!! Onyour lips also use white lipstick and on your nails white nailpollish. This looks soooooooooo much better and much more expensive!!
ELIMINATE THE BLACK, PINK, RED and all other colours nailpolish and lipstick. Use “WHITE” instead!!
Ript1&0 | October 15, 2007 at 1:41 pm
@30 – Wait… that was Pantera?? Hahahhhahaha!!!! No wonder I liked it!! That’s hilarious!! Awesome.
LL | October 15, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Dammit, I was already with an awesome comment about how it’s actually a brilliant hiding place because no one would think to look for Britney anywhere near a book, but #16. Ript1&0 beat me to it.
So I’ll just observe that I’m not sure who’s more pathetic now, Britney or the assholes with cameras who follow her everywhere. Maybe that’s her strategy (see, she really is brilliant): do shit that’s so crazy and humiliating that nothing she could possibly do would be interesting enough to photograph. Except set herself on fire, I guess. She’s saving that for last. I hope.
Sam Hain | October 15, 2007 at 1:43 pm
@ 17 bethany….
hey before I read your post here I had put something up about how i wanted you to post pics with you playing with yourself, but now i realize you are probably about 13 years old and i would like to retract my previous post for fear of seeming horribly age-innappropriate.
at any rate i would like to second number 19 on suggesting you take your junior high school ass someplace soft and squishy where people love the privileged because they, too are privileged. Because Britney exists to be a wasted life for cameras to feed on for our amusement. She has “inherited her life” and has it ten times better than most people. If you don’t think so go ask some bloated Biafran child who has flies in his eyes and doesn’t have the energy to shoo them away…
Auntie Kryst | October 15, 2007 at 1:44 pm
@34, ok that one I know Danzig right?
Giggles | October 15, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Well, at least we don’t have to see her coochie today.
twatfiller | October 15, 2007 at 1:45 pm
37- in english please!
veggi | October 15, 2007 at 1:47 pm
yup- Danzig…….. I figured since we’re quoting rock bands…………
take off | October 15, 2007 at 1:49 pm
she needs to take off the boots
ph7 | October 15, 2007 at 1:49 pm
She’s reading in the middle of the book. You and I know know she has not read the first half of the book.
She just picked the middle and started reading, because she knows she just good a couple of pages anyway before the book is abandoned.
Forty is right | October 15, 2007 at 1:52 pm
40? You hit the nail on the head. Why is it that all of these people are so goddamn concerned about Jesus and Britney when there is so much suffering in the world. Genocide, starvation. I think Jesus would want us to write about those people, Bethany. I think it saddens him that we all waste our time on this self centered, hillbilly whore, when our energies could be used elsewhere.
Steve | October 15, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Pic 7: close-up side view. FAT. Case closed.
Auntie Kryst | October 15, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Thanks Veggi, and who’d of thunk it? Thrash and Death metal provide such good advice to white trash celebutard mothers. Never knew the metal could kick so much fuckin’ ass while curing post-partum depression. That totally rules dude. Rock on mental health!
Bethany | October 15, 2007 at 1:54 pm
#40 & #47 – Wow.
(hand flying over top of head)
just…wow.