Britney Spears knows how to pick a hiding place


Britney Spears went for her usual Starbucks run (every hour on the hour) and of course was swarmed by the paparazzi. After ordering another grande, career-ending frappucino, I mean mocha frap, mocha, she ran out to her car. Apparently Britney likes to drink her iced coffee in private, so she quickly fooled everyone – by hiding behind a book! Holy cow, where did she go? Where’s Britney? All I see is the Chronicles of Narnia and a mound of excess skin. She must work for the CIA!

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