Britney Spears is back to her black hair and was spotted kissing some mystery guy yesterday. Although “mystery” implies I might actually want to figure out who the guy is. Which I don’t. At this point Britney could be dating zombie Hitler and I couldn’t care less.
UPDATE: Turns out Mr. Mystery is actually music producer Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem. And in case his name wasn’t proof enough that he’s a tool you can check out his MySpace page for official confirmation.
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Wow the douchebag reading on my Detecto-Douchebag is OFF. THE. SCALE
yuck, he looks like he can track back his ancestry to the Ukraine or Moldawia. I mean .. really. WTF??!
hehe, biatcho , I loved “croatian mongoloid” :-) That’s the wy I perceive most of them , too, anyways .. Where are ya from?:-)
haha, nice #43, JR looks like he stuck a flowbee up his nose and lodged it in his brain, but it felt good so he left it there for a while.
Haw haw! He does look like he has downs.
“i like to draw wif my crayons…”
NICE jersey blow out.
Was she on a scavenger hunt for the lost New Kid on the Block? Because his MySpace pictures just told me she found him.
Plus, it told me all about his new single ‘Mousse (the ’89 remix)’
Homey looks like the new British Knights spokesperson…don’t call it a comeback!
Good lord. He’s like the douchebag poster child. I’d do K-Fed over this freak any day.
I HOPE she’s not considering this douch cock to produce her “come back” record. Seriously, She needs to lay of the pharmicuticals. Her cunt showing publicity stunt was one thing (actually it was a lot of things which alot of words cannot describe), but jumping from one fuckhead to the other, especially one that helped produce Paris’s flaming turkey of a cd. What the fuck do they put in the water out there? Must be some specially formulated slut-enhancing, insecure actress inducing, herpies retaining Jesus juice.
#44, maybe if you got a wrench you could tighten up those looser magnet friends of yours.
#60 – Some of them need more them need more then a wrench.
Hmmm… suprised no one else noticed, but if you add S C to the beginning of his name, it sounds like scrotum. It might be spelled wrong, but no one had to be smart to have money anymore.
the only thing worse then a hip hop white boy is a jewish wigger..its laughable
Her taste in men is just as sophisticated as her culinary appetite. Cheesy, very very cheesy.
Rotem? Damn near killed ‘em!
Jesus. With each guy his eyes get closer and closer together.
I don’t know, something about his greasy curly hair, black pleather jacket, and green crossed eyes really turns me on…
I’m torn between him and David Hasselhoff.
#53 Croatia, cunt.
#68 – nice try troll ass bitch. Bite my ass & feed it to your filthy, whore mother or the dead fetus living inside of you right now.
Who the fu#k is JR Scrotum ? This dope’s eyes are so close together they’re almost overlapping. WTF is wrong with that bitch ?
I’ve never seen a man look more like a flounder with downs syndrome before. A woman… different story.
By that, I mean Paris Hilton looks like a flounder with downs syndrome.
Why does she have to date all the mangy guys? Ugh. He’s just plain mingin’.
She’s going from one worthless piece of shit to another…Steve Butabi’s brother Doug. Maybe Britney can get him into the Roxbury.
Emilioooooo!!!!
He looks like a monster :)
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Hi, mah name is Skrodum. This is mah brother Spinkter, and this is mah other brother Spinkter
……..and where the hell’s mah porkchop?
# 39, say ‘wigger’ a few more times. It reminds me of 8th grade. When I would have laughed.
C’mon, peeps. This is an ideal union, were it to produce offspring.
This could be an opportunity to set things right. Shitney’s wide-set bovine eyes + Scrotum’s cyclops = “normal”.
Perhaps I am merely being naive.
whats in her fucking mind?
Wow! He’s lucky~!
That’s what happens when you have a low self esteem, big titties, and a third grade education: it’s a vagina buffet for whoever’s got a spoon.
very, very, unfortunately true. But THAT vagina buffet needs to be shut down for health code violations, PRONTO with that retarded ass hooker. AND those titties need to be fixed. Maybe she wouldn’t have such a low self esteem if she took care of herself and didn’t have the i.q. of Jessica Simpson on crack.
Well it seemed that Britney was going on the right path by getting rid of Kevin but I guess that getto is something that she likes. Staten Island getto is way too nice for this guy, he is the most gross thing that a woman could ever want…NOT EVEN DURING TIMES OF DESPERATION…He looks like…hmmm with that hair and I mean hmmm…there is no eww word to describit better!
PAGING BRITNEY SPEARS
WOULD YOU LIKE A CHEESE DIPPED CORN DOG WITH YOUR ORDER OF GREASE BALL?
I’M SORRY, I FORGOT YOU ALREADY HAD ONE. MOVIN ON UP, AREN’T WE?
Is it possible for a man to look any dumber?
An ambulance could hit this guy in the face and slide right off.
What is it about his Myspace page that makes him a tool? Either he deleted it already or I just don’t see it.
Tools Happen.
(on a billboard in Hollywood, which is one of the only towns in the world where this sort of behavior is accepted)
TMZisacult.com
the fact that someone who drives a f-ing maserati has a freaking myspace page is enough to make me vomit neverendingly…
I can’t believe it – I hate myspace witn an inferno of hate so deep I can’t take it anymore….
WILL YOU RICH PEOPLE PLEASE PLEASE JUST BUY A WEB DESIGNER TO DO THIS CRAP FOR YOU? FOR GODDSAKE, WE NEED THE WORK, WE NEED THE MONEY, AND YOU LOOK LIKE SHUMUCKS WITH YOUR STUPID CRAPPY MYSPACE PAGES…
AHAHHHHHH, THE HUMANITY…..
calgon, take me away, please, to the padded room inside my head….
he could look through a keyhole with both eyes at the same time.
tard.
he is more talented than fed-ex tho…
i don’t get it.
why is he a loser?
the guy is very successful.
let me put it this way…..
just because about 10 percent of the music he’s produced has been sucessful, doesn’t mean that he’s successful within the music industry. Actually, I take that back. Any barely talented hack can make it big in the music industry at this day in age. You just have to leach on to the right people.
yeah, mystery ugly man!