Britney Spears is back to her black hair and was spotted kissing some mystery guy yesterday. Although “mystery” implies I might actually want to figure out who the guy is. Which I don’t. At this point Britney could be dating zombie Hitler and I couldn’t care less.
UPDATE: Turns out Mr. Mystery is actually music producer Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem. And in case his name wasn’t proof enough that he’s a tool you can check out his MySpace page for official confirmation.
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combustion8 | December 11, 2006 at 12:45 pm
fatty!! i mean first!!
gatorbates | December 11, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Tell you what … I don’t know who the mystery guy is, but if she ever gets “surprised fucked” my a mystery cock … just send the cops my way.
VeryLiberating.com | December 11, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Gah! The mystery!
http://www.veryliberating.com
| December 11, 2006 at 12:50 pm
It’s JR Rotem!
Josie | December 11, 2006 at 12:50 pm
that guy reminds me of the type of guys on “true life: im a staten island girl”
DISGUSTING.
THEY ARE TAN, WEAR LUBE FOR HAIR GEL, AND ARE ALL BORDERLINE HOMOSEXUAL, YET TRY TO ACT LIKE THEY ARE ALL MUSCLE MEN.
i mean k-fed would probablly say “it ‘aint right”
Nando | December 11, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Seeing how Britney likes to imitate Herpes Hilton, she’s probably making out with her sibling.
BarbadoSlim | December 11, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Oooooo lala, soooo romantic, nothing says sexy like the taste of dry mouth, and stale Parliament 100s, sooo smoooooth as the bile rises from the back of your throat, sexy indeed.
HollywoodSnark | December 11, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Woah, a music producer…I thought she got past having to do that a long time ago…maybe K-Fed was a bigger drain on her finances than we thought – http://hollywoodsnark.com
Nando | December 11, 2006 at 12:53 pm
It wasn’t her brother. Good on her.
crabbie | December 11, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Guy’s brave, I’ll give him that.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
juls | December 11, 2006 at 12:55 pm
well, he might be fugly, and look like he has down syndrome, but what the hell, At least he’s got a little bit of his own money.
GREAT standards clit slit!
combustion8 | December 11, 2006 at 12:55 pm
he looks like one of the Gotti kids.
CCClub | December 11, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Yeah I checked the myspace page. Looks like he’s one the factories for crappy rap music and lame hooks. Bah bu bu bu Bahhhhhh! What a dud, as in both him and his music.
enfilade | December 11, 2006 at 12:59 pm
What an unfortunate bastard.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
BiGiTiGi | December 11, 2006 at 12:59 pm
What is Britney doing?
She used to be such a nice ….
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/
HolisticWisdomcom | December 11, 2006 at 1:00 pm
It always seems that women like Brit swing from one goofball to another thinking that this time they are doing something different.
They never give themselves enough time on their own to learn who they are on their own and address the issues that got them into the mess they make of their lives in the first place.
Rather boring drama.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
LL | December 11, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Zombie Hitler… heh… funny…
Damn, I was thinking someone else was going to observe that Rotem rhymes with “scrotum,” but I guess I’m gonna have to do it. He may pronounce it differently, but I don’t care, he’ll be Scrotum Rotem to me from now on.
Yeah, I agree with Britney: what she really needs now, after two failed marriages and two young children, is another man. She’s had such impeccable taste so far, I’m sure this won’t turn out bad at all.
She’s a dumbass.
CelebSlam.com | December 11, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Well that was quick
http://www.celebslam.com
Jacquelantern | December 11, 2006 at 1:09 pm
LOL I swear that in his third picture on myspace he’s cross-eyed!! lol He looks like that hello kitty froggie… i.e. http://www.glitter-graphics.com/graphics/3318
oh yeah so not cute… but then again Britney has never had good taste for anything…
RichPort | December 11, 2006 at 1:09 pm
I bet he had a Cheeto in his mouth.
beifiori | December 11, 2006 at 1:10 pm
apparently, she likes blonkeys
beifiori | December 11, 2006 at 1:11 pm
LOL 19! he is funny looking, isn’t he?
James | December 11, 2006 at 1:11 pm
What a shock she’s messing around with yet another white nigger. Britney needs a real white man. Then again any real white man knows this bitch outnumbers the space shuttle in miles alone.
Jacquelantern | December 11, 2006 at 1:14 pm
22 I can’t stop laughing over that third picture!! Its freaking hilarious!! And yes he is very funny looking… click the link for my example
5 I completely agree… where was he on that MTV Doc.?
PapaHotNuts | December 11, 2006 at 1:18 pm
I think he combs his hair with a porkchop.
Jacquelantern | December 11, 2006 at 1:19 pm
wtf!! In addition to working with Spears on her new album – has also worked with Paris Hilton and…..KEVIN FEDERLINE!!
Just sick!!
gatorbates | December 11, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Looking at the myspace site, I have come to the conclusion that he is not, in fact, a wigger.
Case in point: Look at the lips. Any one intellectually north of a downs kid can see he’s actually a black guy who wants to be white … a la Jacko. He just doesn’t have the money to do his lips yet ….
Grope For Luna | December 11, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Anyone with a myspace page is a tool. Check out some of the comments:
JR U A MUTHAFUCKIN SAV, U DEFINETELY ONE OF THE TOP PRODUCERS 2 DATE, IMMA WORK WITH YO SOON 4 REALS
FROM DETROIT TO CALI,I’M BURNING ALL STREETS!!!..THANKS FOR THE ADD AND BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR NEW TRACKS!!!..
It’s like the back of a yearbook from a special ed school.
BarbadoSlim | December 11, 2006 at 1:22 pm
@26, that proves it, I mean Paris is one thing ,but THE K-FED, this guy has winner written all up and down his ass.
combustion8 | December 11, 2006 at 1:26 pm
malibu’s most wanted comes to mind when I see this clown.
RockyMtnHigh | December 11, 2006 at 1:28 pm
ew ew ew ew. Ew. Between her BlueBlockers, crack-whore tube dress & cigarette and his MySpace page, all I can say is ew. Ew.
Rich From Your Home | December 11, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Why the hell would anyone kiss her???
I guess the millions of dollars helps…
That’s the only reason she’ll ever pull any tail these days.
CourtneyJade | December 11, 2006 at 1:30 pm
CHRIST!!!!!!! He is terrible! He looks mildly retarded to be honest. So yeah, he’s perfect for her.
Jacquelantern | December 11, 2006 at 1:33 pm
So this makes me wonder when Paris is gonna get with K-Earl? It only makes sense now, right? I mean I thought it was sick and twisted before but now, NOW it has been taken to a new level!
ezra | December 11, 2006 at 1:39 pm
he produced “america’s most hated” and “lose control” for k-fed. i thought i posted that earlier, but yeah. from the artist to the producer? reallll classy
carpemundus | December 11, 2006 at 1:47 pm
huh, who would’ve thought. britney spears taste in niggas is shaky
carpemundus.com – cooler than a polar bear’s toe nails
polypam | December 11, 2006 at 1:57 pm
#5… I SAW THAT EPISODE! And yes, so so true.
K. Fed Part Deux. But, you know, fuglier.
Shan | December 11, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Filthy! I’m so glad she could find somebody greesier than Fed-Ex, not to mention somebody who wears more yet tackier chains than the ex.
Jenster | December 11, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Jesus tap dancing christ; now were have another crappy realty show about their
wigger love. She seems to be into them (wiggers). She should throw the kids from
YBT (remember them?) a bone.
1ST YOU TAP THE BOTTLE, THEN YA, TWIST THE CAP!!!!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 11, 2006 at 2:10 pm
I think she mistook him for a baked ham.
Proteon | December 11, 2006 at 2:11 pm
“At this point Britney could be dating zombie Hitler and I couldn’t care less.
UPDATE: Turns out Mr. Mystery is actually music producer Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem. ”
I think we have different ideas of what it means to not be able to care less.
nicholelibra | December 11, 2006 at 2:18 pm
The fact that he produced K-Fed’s garbage just proves that he’s just as much of a talentless hack as K-Earl is. And that Myspace page is a total joke. I’d bet my right brain that he’s from Staten Island. I’ve seen more hip shit from that sell out P. Diddy that this tool.
More proof that Britney’s got shit for taste when it comes to men…and fashion…and hygiene…and parenting skills…and whatever the hell else comes to mind.
libtard | December 11, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Britney,
Just STOP it with the hair hopping. You look terrible as a brunette; your extentions look like they were done at LaQuita’s Braid Barn, and you seem incapable of brushing that shit. Quit fucking with your hair before you go bald. You don’t want a fistful of your locks snatched out whilst making tender love with Paris Hilton or whatever fleet is in town that day. This is your last warning before I sneak up behind you on a crowded street with a Flowbee.
Boogie Monster | December 11, 2006 at 2:32 pm
What is wrong with her? I thought a few of my buddies were looser magnets but she takes the cake my friends…
pookiedoo | December 11, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Wow, she really has a thing for gigantic douche nozzles, doesn’t she?
Alex | December 11, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Hmmm…ashtray cigarette kisses!!!
86 | December 11, 2006 at 3:01 pm
You go Britney. You get yours.
LOL.
Holy Candy | December 11, 2006 at 3:07 pm
He’s guidolicious. He’s the G to the U, I, D and the O…
http://www.HolyCandy.com
MizScarlett | December 11, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Babydaddy, Mach II.
biatcho | December 11, 2006 at 3:20 pm
he resembles a cross between one of those neanderthal gotti kids and a croatian mongoloid.