Britney Spears kisses mystery man

December 11th, 2006 // 93 Comments

jr-britney-spears.jpgBritney Spears is back to her black hair and was spotted kissing some mystery guy yesterday. Although “mystery” implies I might actually want to figure out who the guy is. Which I don’t. At this point Britney could be dating zombie Hitler and I couldn’t care less.

UPDATE: Turns out Mr. Mystery is actually music producer Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem. And in case his name wasn’t proof enough that he’s a tool you can check out his MySpace page for official confirmation.


  1. combustion8

    fatty!! i mean first!!

  2. gatorbates

    Tell you what … I don’t know who the mystery guy is, but if she ever gets “surprised fucked” my a mystery cock … just send the cops my way.

  3. Anonymous

    It’s JR Rotem!

  4. Josie

    that guy reminds me of the type of guys on “true life: im a staten island girl”

    DISGUSTING.
    THEY ARE TAN, WEAR LUBE FOR HAIR GEL, AND ARE ALL BORDERLINE HOMOSEXUAL, YET TRY TO ACT LIKE THEY ARE ALL MUSCLE MEN.

    i mean k-fed would probablly say “it ‘aint right”

  5. Nando

    Seeing how Britney likes to imitate Herpes Hilton, she’s probably making out with her sibling.

  6. BarbadoSlim

    Oooooo lala, soooo romantic, nothing says sexy like the taste of dry mouth, and stale Parliament 100s, sooo smoooooth as the bile rises from the back of your throat, sexy indeed.

  7. Woah, a music producer…I thought she got past having to do that a long time ago…maybe K-Fed was a bigger drain on her finances than we thought – http://hollywoodsnark.com

  8. Nando

    It wasn’t her brother. Good on her.

  9. crabbie

    Guy’s brave, I’ll give him that.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

  10. well, he might be fugly, and look like he has down syndrome, but what the hell, At least he’s got a little bit of his own money.
    GREAT standards clit slit!

  11. combustion8

    he looks like one of the Gotti kids.

  12. CCClub

    Yeah I checked the myspace page. Looks like he’s one the factories for crappy rap music and lame hooks. Bah bu bu bu Bahhhhhh! What a dud, as in both him and his music.

  13. What is Britney doing?

    She used to be such a nice ….

    http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/

  14. It always seems that women like Brit swing from one goofball to another thinking that this time they are doing something different.

    They never give themselves enough time on their own to learn who they are on their own and address the issues that got them into the mess they make of their lives in the first place.

    Rather boring drama.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  15. LL

    Zombie Hitler… heh… funny…

    Damn, I was thinking someone else was going to observe that Rotem rhymes with “scrotum,” but I guess I’m gonna have to do it. He may pronounce it differently, but I don’t care, he’ll be Scrotum Rotem to me from now on.

    Yeah, I agree with Britney: what she really needs now, after two failed marriages and two young children, is another man. She’s had such impeccable taste so far, I’m sure this won’t turn out bad at all.

    She’s a dumbass.

  16. Jacquelantern

    LOL I swear that in his third picture on myspace he’s cross-eyed!! lol He looks like that hello kitty froggie… i.e. http://www.glitter-graphics.com/graphics/3318

    oh yeah so not cute… but then again Britney has never had good taste for anything…

  17. RichPort

    I bet he had a Cheeto in his mouth.

  18. beifiori

    apparently, she likes blonkeys

  19. beifiori

    LOL 19! he is funny looking, isn’t he?

  20. James

    What a shock she’s messing around with yet another white nigger. Britney needs a real white man. Then again any real white man knows this bitch outnumbers the space shuttle in miles alone.

  21. Jacquelantern

    22 I can’t stop laughing over that third picture!! Its freaking hilarious!! And yes he is very funny looking… click the link for my example

    5 I completely agree… where was he on that MTV Doc.?

  22. PapaHotNuts

    I think he combs his hair with a porkchop.

  23. Jacquelantern

    wtf!! In addition to working with Spears on her new album – has also worked with Paris Hilton and…..KEVIN FEDERLINE!!

    Just sick!!

  24. gatorbates

    Looking at the myspace site, I have come to the conclusion that he is not, in fact, a wigger.

    Case in point: Look at the lips. Any one intellectually north of a downs kid can see he’s actually a black guy who wants to be white … a la Jacko. He just doesn’t have the money to do his lips yet ….

  25. Grope For Luna

    Anyone with a myspace page is a tool. Check out some of the comments:

    JR U A MUTHAFUCKIN SAV, U DEFINETELY ONE OF THE TOP PRODUCERS 2 DATE, IMMA WORK WITH YO SOON 4 REALS

    FROM DETROIT TO CALI,I’M BURNING ALL STREETS!!!..THANKS FOR THE ADD AND BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR NEW TRACKS!!!..

    It’s like the back of a yearbook from a special ed school.

  26. BarbadoSlim

    @26, that proves it, I mean Paris is one thing ,but THE K-FED, this guy has winner written all up and down his ass.

  27. combustion8

    malibu’s most wanted comes to mind when I see this clown.

  28. RockyMtnHigh

    ew ew ew ew. Ew. Between her BlueBlockers, crack-whore tube dress & cigarette and his MySpace page, all I can say is ew. Ew.

  29. Why the hell would anyone kiss her???

    I guess the millions of dollars helps…

    That’s the only reason she’ll ever pull any tail these days.

  30. CourtneyJade

    CHRIST!!!!!!! He is terrible! He looks mildly retarded to be honest. So yeah, he’s perfect for her.

  31. Jacquelantern

    So this makes me wonder when Paris is gonna get with K-Earl? It only makes sense now, right? I mean I thought it was sick and twisted before but now, NOW it has been taken to a new level!

  32. ezra

    he produced “america’s most hated” and “lose control” for k-fed. i thought i posted that earlier, but yeah. from the artist to the producer? reallll classy

  33. huh, who would’ve thought. britney spears taste in niggas is shaky

    carpemundus.com – cooler than a polar bear’s toe nails

  34. polypam

    #5… I SAW THAT EPISODE! And yes, so so true.

    K. Fed Part Deux. But, you know, fuglier.

  35. Shan

    Filthy! I’m so glad she could find somebody greesier than Fed-Ex, not to mention somebody who wears more yet tackier chains than the ex.

  36. Jenster

    Jesus tap dancing christ; now were have another crappy realty show about their
    wigger love. She seems to be into them (wiggers). She should throw the kids from
    YBT (remember them?) a bone.

    1ST YOU TAP THE BOTTLE, THEN YA, TWIST THE CAP!!!!

  37. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I think she mistook him for a baked ham.

  38. Proteon

    “At this point Britney could be dating zombie Hitler and I couldn’t care less.

    UPDATE: Turns out Mr. Mystery is actually music producer Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem. ”

    I think we have different ideas of what it means to not be able to care less.

  39. nicholelibra

    The fact that he produced K-Fed’s garbage just proves that he’s just as much of a talentless hack as K-Earl is. And that Myspace page is a total joke. I’d bet my right brain that he’s from Staten Island. I’ve seen more hip shit from that sell out P. Diddy that this tool.

    More proof that Britney’s got shit for taste when it comes to men…and fashion…and hygiene…and parenting skills…and whatever the hell else comes to mind.

  40. libtard

    Britney,

    Just STOP it with the hair hopping. You look terrible as a brunette; your extentions look like they were done at LaQuita’s Braid Barn, and you seem incapable of brushing that shit. Quit fucking with your hair before you go bald. You don’t want a fistful of your locks snatched out whilst making tender love with Paris Hilton or whatever fleet is in town that day. This is your last warning before I sneak up behind you on a crowded street with a Flowbee.

  41. Boogie Monster

    What is wrong with her? I thought a few of my buddies were looser magnets but she takes the cake my friends…

  42. pookiedoo

    Wow, she really has a thing for gigantic douche nozzles, doesn’t she?

  43. Hmmm…ashtray cigarette kisses!!!

  44. 86

    You go Britney. You get yours.

    LOL.

  45. He’s guidolicious. He’s the G to the U, I, D and the O…

    http://www.HolyCandy.com

  46. MizScarlett

    Babydaddy, Mach II.

  47. biatcho

    he resembles a cross between one of those neanderthal gotti kids and a croatian mongoloid.

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