Britney Spears kicked out of Four Seasons

December 19th, 2007 // 88 Comments

Britney Spears is no longer welcomed at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills which has practically been her home the past several months. The five-star hotel is tired of the paparazzi swarming the entrance and has asked Britney’s people to make sure she doesn’t return, according to TMZ:

On top of that, the spectacle that is Miss Spears has been garnering so much negative press around her erratic rendezvous, that the hotel no longer desires to host the wayward popwreck.
This isn’t the first hotel to close their golden gates on the ex-pop princess. Brit was asked not to return to the restaurant at the swank Chateau Marmont — after allegedly smearing a plate of food on her face in front of guests.

Aw, poor Britney. I guess she’ll actually have to live in her million dollar mansion. That’s some cold-hearted shit. I mean, I at least share a one bedroom apartment with my pot-smoking roommate. It’s pretty awesome. The toilet doesn’t flush which is all kinds of hilarious and, one time, the heating bill was so high I got to eat Easy Mac for a whole month! Sweet, huh? But, wow, living in a mansion around the holidays? I don’t know anyone who could do that. It’s almost like torture.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. BunnyButtStruckANerve

    @48 – Hey Conscience Found you ain’t tough enough to save our souls. Go back to masturbating for your mother,

  2. Edna Bambrick

    #48 reported!

  3. Who gives a shit?? The entire fucking inbred Spears family can crawl back into the fucking cave and die. .

  4. Gerald_Tarrant

    #52 – Not this Edna shit again. It was old last year, even older now.

  5. Anonymous

    Dina Lohan if furiously working the phones, trying to find a boyfriend for little Ali……….gotta get her knocked up quick, gotta keep the media around, gotta keep that $$$$ coming in……..”But Mom, it HURTS!!” “Trust me Ali, it will all be worth it. You’ll make a lot of money”……….

  6. WHAT!

    Britney Looks like she went poop in her pants in this picture. Prrrrrp! (I went caca)

  7. Pikachelsea

    wtf, why is she ALWAYS making that idiotic constipated face?

  8. MindRiot

    All together now….SKANK.

  9. Michael Vick must Die

    @24 how about you stop worrying about “gossips” and learn to SPELL? CONSCIENCE – PIGSHIT THICKO DUMBFUCK has an “S” if you can’t spell it don’t write it! Now fuck off.

  10. Ript1&0

    Alright, I’m back.
    First, my opinion about Jamie Lynn. I support her decision to have the kid, even though I don’t agree. It’s a ridiculous idea to have a child at 16, but it is after all, her body and her choice.

    The real tragedy here is that she has to give birth before even learning how to fuck properly. So basically her shit will be busted for life before she got a really good chance to use it. And that, my friends, is a real shame.

    As for me, I have a lot more freedom. And now I’m about to enjoy that very freedom by fucking myself with multiple things. See? No children required. And certainly more enjoyment than a 19 year old boy could provide…

    Now, if you’ll excuse me… this could take awhile.

  11. Many fans of Britney! But who knows she had a profile at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so. I think it is sexy.

  12. Lisa

    What is up with her face all the time?? Does she try to look ugly on purpose??
    Ugggh..

  13. ph7

    < >

    the Pap shoot 5,000 pictures of her a day looking normal (relatively speaking for Brit) but the pic that pays $$$ is the one that she either flashes a cooter, nipple, or thong, or one that makes the celeb look ridiculous.

    Sexy or silly pays.

  14. Anexio

    HEY!!! #15. Gerald_Tarrant – Best GD comment on this otherwise pathetic thread.

    Thanks man, you’re in charge now and by the way, Auntie Kryst, I’m gonna do you at some point. Get ready.

  15. cookie monsta

    I bet the little hamster in brit’s head is running the treadmill like fuck right now, trying to find a way to ‘out-whore’ Jamie because of this pregnancy. I’m sure there is no living way this would make her take a good look at herself, even though as a mother she hasn’t proved anything except that she is the ultimate in dysfunction.

  16. OOOH WHAT THE HELL, your fucking “TRASH” doggie isn’t even allowed to SHIT over there. So find another spot because this fucking doggie is the only living thing what’s left since the kids went for “a walk” with daddy!!

  17. Tapeworm

    Donkey punch the sow.

  18. a doe

    I’m sorry…all I can think about when I see her is her 16 year old pregnant sister. What is UP with this family?????

  19. doe

    OMG. What’s wrong with her?

  20. I just wondered she turn to be a lesbian. You know we found her profile on http://www.femmate.com. That’s a dating site for Pinks only.

  21. YakiManiac

    I heard ” ERLENE & CRAB MAN ” invited her over to spend Christmas with them and the family… EARL & RANDY both said she could sleep in their bed if she went through a nuclear decontamination chamber first

  22. She looks constipated…

  23. (I live inside Amy Winehouse's Head, I'd escape but I'm scared of that round thing on top)

    Ever notice that the spambots don’t speaka da Englesh????

  24. KingWang

    Good to see she can drive with a face like that not only in straight lines, but also those nasty U-turns when people run your skank ass off……..

    At least all the world can now figure out that K-Gimp is why her kid looks like my neighbors dog……..

    Then again, looks like she has laid off the crack pipe and picked up the Jack in the Box Triple with Cheese………..though you can still see the Grand Canyon of Crank Damage on her face……….

    So hot………but gone so quick. Kind of like my diarrhea last week……….

  25. ScuttlingCrab

    I’m a devout Christian… Kneel and pray every night… Don’t go to church because the preachers are all Freemason pedos, who work for Jews, and they lie… But that hasn’t turned me against Jesus.

    I also gossip constantly. To me, nothing is more Christian than gossip sites, because they show you how one wrong decision, one sinful thought, can lead you straight down into the crapper.

    Most people can’t see very far ahead, they do what they want in the moment. Looking at celebrities’ lives you can follow the chain of bad decisions that culminate in someone becoming a raving lunatic on their way to Satan’s dustbin.

  26. Wiley

    #36: Are you sure Britney’s doing with her doggie? He’s really too small for that. Does she tie a rope to his tale for recovery?

  27. emely

    terrible

  28. emlui

    What’s wrong with her?

  29. duna

    I think she is sick

  30. duna

    She is really terrible. I think she should be sent to hospital. Have you watched her recent video? If you see, you will why so many people scold her at pubspa.com.

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  32. Auntie Kryst

    @64 Sir, I am honored. Looking forward to it friend.

  33. I think somebody put a DILDO on her seat!!

  34. Conscience Found

    I AM SO RIGHT.

    GO BACK TO MAKING FUN OF DENNIS QUAID AND HIS INFANTS.

    H8TERS

  35. BunnyButt

    #48, nice demonstration of your moral superiority. I’m sure your minister loves that filthy mouth of yours.

  36. felix

    what is wrong with her? eat something dirty?
    frankly speaking, i don’t think she is beautiful, but many friends from sugarmommymeet.com said she is good. for god sake i don’t know the reason, but i think they are reasonable for i know they are picky. you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs….

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