Britney Spears is no longer welcomed at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills which has practically been her home the past several months. The five-star hotel is tired of the paparazzi swarming the entrance and has asked Britney’s people to make sure she doesn’t return, according to TMZ:
On top of that, the spectacle that is Miss Spears has been garnering so much negative press around her erratic rendezvous, that the hotel no longer desires to host the wayward popwreck.
This isn’t the first hotel to close their golden gates on the ex-pop princess. Brit was asked not to return to the restaurant at the swank Chateau Marmont — after allegedly smearing a plate of food on her face in front of guests.
Aw, poor Britney. I guess she’ll actually have to live in her million dollar mansion. That’s some cold-hearted shit. I mean, I at least share a one bedroom apartment with my pot-smoking roommate. It’s pretty awesome. The toilet doesn’t flush which is all kinds of hilarious and, one time, the heating bill was so high I got to eat Easy Mac for a whole month! Sweet, huh? But, wow, living in a mansion around the holidays? I don’t know anyone who could do that. It’s almost like torture.
wickedone | December 19, 2007 at 3:33 pm
first bithezz
ph7 | December 19, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Motel 8 is too good for her.
Shallo Val | December 19, 2007 at 3:34 pm
THERE’s that flippin’ dog! Boy he’s big.
Shallo Val | December 19, 2007 at 3:35 pm
THERE’s that flippin’ dog! Boy he’s big.
granny panties rule | December 19, 2007 at 3:38 pm
check out the last photo. Is she wearing giant clown panties?
Guest | December 19, 2007 at 3:39 pm
good for them. People shouldn’t treat her like a celebrity because she’s trailer trash. Nobody actually cares about her. If i was her, I would shoot myself.
adeliza | December 19, 2007 at 3:39 pm
I’m diggin the biker/cowboy/dirty slime stained pants look.
I mean, what a fashionista she is!
Oh, and those clown panties sticking out from her jeans! Gotta love those too. They look like the floor mat from the game “Twister”. Geez……
And the little doggie…..
She has him dressed up in a Frenchman’s Mime outfit. I wonder where his beret is?
Probably up Shitney’s fat, pimpley, cheeto-fart stained ass.
Dee | December 19, 2007 at 3:42 pm
She can always go back to the trailer park!
MindRiot | December 19, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Why in the hell does she stay at hotels anyway? I think she has TWO mansions in Beverly Hills – I haven’t seen anything written about why this bitch stays at hotel – anyone?
minniememe | December 19, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Does she know that Factory 2 U has flip-flops on sale? She needs to burn every pair of boots in her closet.
veggi | December 19, 2007 at 3:47 pm
She looks like she JUST discovered the kegel excersise..
D. Richards (Teacher.) | December 19, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I would sacrifice my perverbial children to have been able to witness Britney Spears smearing a plate of food all over her fucking face. I would have laughed, and laughed. What a performer. It would have rocked to get a picture with Britney after she covered herself in bacon.
Because she was dining on a five-star plate-of bacon! I’m so funny.
Load the gun, Dick. Do it. Kill them and then kill yourself. VT! VT! Seung-hui Cho. You’re my idol!
Auntie Kryst | December 19, 2007 at 3:55 pm
@9 Right on, why is this stupid bitch living in a hotel? What’s even worse is fucking Hollywood pussies in general. No one at the Four Seasons had the balls to just throw her shit out onto the street and tell the cunt not to return. They had to talk to her “people”. What the fuck is that? At the very least they could have slipped a note into the USA Today. Wait, that wouldn’t have worked. Better to put a note into her room service bill.
veggi | December 19, 2007 at 3:56 pm
It’s what I use to recover from Jimbo’s savage fistings. He’s such a romantic.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 19, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Four Seasons Management: We fixed the glitch.
Four Seasons Owner/Chairman: You told Britney not to come back?
Four Seasons Management: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So she won’t be welcome anymore, so it’ll just work itself out naturally.
Can'tFukStrangersInHerMansion | December 19, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Britney likes the hotel because if she gets horny at 2 a.m. she can go knock on a neighbors door and ask to speak with someone whose dick is hard. The only person she can screw at home is her body guard and like you know she’s been there and done that.
jeff | December 19, 2007 at 4:04 pm
britts five star no more
kicked out for causing trouble
justice has been served
veggi | December 19, 2007 at 4:05 pm
15- aaaaaaaaahahahaha!
oh, and 14 troll, give it a rest, eh? you’re old, unfunny, and quite gross really..
www.usaidwhat.wordpress.com | December 19, 2007 at 4:07 pm
she’s hawt.
The White Urkel | December 19, 2007 at 4:08 pm
She can always crash on my couch. As long as she lets me do her in the butt.
FRIST!!! | December 19, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Hey guess what I just heard???? Britney’s little sister is PREGNANT!!!!
Wonder how that happened?
veggi | December 19, 2007 at 4:18 pm
She looks like she JUST saw one of Jimbo’s skidmarks.
deaconjones | December 19, 2007 at 4:20 pm
@20
Dont forget, fat girls give great helmet, too
Concience Found | December 19, 2007 at 4:23 pm
***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~
GOSSIP IS EVIL.
YOU ARE DOING EVIL.
INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF OTHERS’ PROBLEMS,
WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN ‘PERFECT’ LIFE.
***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~ ***===~~~
extracheeseplease | December 19, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Cardboard box, shopping cart, blankets and fritos…Four Seasons-on-the-Go
shaddap the trash and cheetoh phrase is old | December 19, 2007 at 4:26 pm
she looks hot, i like her careless style
you kids are nerds
Synthia | December 19, 2007 at 4:26 pm
@24 – don’t waste your energy. This is how they choose to express their Christmas spirit. I bet their favorite present is when somebody else’s gift falls to the floor and shatters.
Grim Reaper | December 19, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Yes a crack head Motel is her next stop, Death will be close behind
Matthew | December 19, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Britney::hey yall hi yall I am homeless yall I hope brandine and cleatus have space in there trailer park and some moonshine…Hotel manger::don’t come back trainwreck
extracheeseplease | December 19, 2007 at 4:30 pm
@#24 gossip isn’t as evil as liars. You’re a liar…You lied, I know you lied. You did eat the last cupcake…LIAR!-jesus hates liars.
Lowlands | December 19, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Maybe she’s asked to leave because people are only allowed to stay for a maximum of four seasons at this hotel?
ChristmasSpirit | December 19, 2007 at 4:30 pm
I AM EVIL
GOSSIP IS EVIL
#24 HAS A BUTT WHICH I”M SURE LOOKS EVIL
PLEASE ACCEPT MY EVIL EJACULATE IN YOUR BUTT
I FEEL HAPPY NOW
minniememe | December 19, 2007 at 4:31 pm
@29 tee-hee, you said ‘hotel manger’. there’s no room for her at the inn. and it’s christmastime. the irony, oh… the irony.
kirsten | December 19, 2007 at 4:33 pm
@13
Actually they did tell her to her face when she tried to enter the parking garage one night. They made her wait, and she thought it was because they didn’t recognize her because she was driving her Mini. The parking attendant spoke to security through an intercom, and they verified she couldn’t enter because she WAS Britney Spears. The look on her face was hilarious. Then with her quick wit and southern drawl she responded, “This place is old anyways” and had to back out.
The Self Righteous Spell Checker | December 19, 2007 at 4:33 pm
#24 “concience”?
ricki the fruit | December 19, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Britney looks cute, like her doggie, loves it! and blackout is awesome biatch!
D. Richards (Jesus-is the reason.) | December 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
#24? I just found the Holy-Ghost thanks to you! Praise Jesus! God, I wanna suck him off. Gulp. Thanks.
I’ve found that the best Christimas spirit is abducting a stranger that you meet caroling; beating the stranger unconscious, fucking the victims mouth; drowning the christian in the toilet, then hauling the body to the nearest home-made nativity scene.
Honey, that wiseman looks so life-like! He slumped over. Must have been the wind.
Sauron | December 19, 2007 at 4:39 pm
What a shitty hotel this must be what kicks out hotelguests and after that announce that publicly.I hope she took her revenge by taking the hotel towels and slippers with her.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 19, 2007 at 4:53 pm
@27 – Fuck, you mean to tell me it’s Christmas? I hardly noticed because I was so busy trashing the celebretards all day. I hope I have enough time to buy presents for all my family.
Chonny | December 19, 2007 at 4:59 pm
I have a great plan to get Brit into the hotel she so desperately deserves. All we need is a couple of iced Starbucks lattes, a hot dog and a sign drawn in crayon reading “HOTEL” to place over the one that reads Mental Health Facility. If we can add in some paparazzi and maybe a car with no tags or insurance for her to drive, it’s a guarantee she will stay. it’s so tragic that it’s come to this. Her mom should have dragged her kicking and screaming to rehab a long time ago…but that would have meant spending less time ghostwriting books about being such a great parent and more time actually being a parent at all. Not to mention the mistake she made canceling the “Birds and the Bees” talk with Jamie-Lynn to go get a manicure…
Anonymous | December 19, 2007 at 5:01 pm
This is great…….every time I see a picture of JLS on any of the celebrity websites, I just bust out laughing……..man, did she ever fuck up her life………
Anonymous | December 19, 2007 at 5:03 pm
This is great…….every time I see a picture of JLS on any of the celebrity websites, I just bust out laughing……..man, did she ever fuck up her life………
Synthia | December 19, 2007 at 5:10 pm
#39 – good one! (…dreams Gerald…highlight of the day).
Spiraticus | December 19, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Agree with #2. Hillbillies should not stay in luxury hotels.
yukadoozer | December 19, 2007 at 5:57 pm
dose r her depends.
BunnyButt | December 19, 2007 at 5:59 pm
#24, if gossip is so evil, how the hell did you find your way to this website? You must’ve been searching for celebrity gossip to get here (though I suppose you could comfort yourself by saying you were looking up “information”, not “gossip”). Your dirty, lustful thoughts that led you here make you as guilty as anyone else.
Dr. Nappy | December 19, 2007 at 6:01 pm
I hope she gets it together soon. For her sake. Money is not infinite you know. Brit.
Conscience Found | December 19, 2007 at 6:02 pm
#46 WHATEVER, CUNT
theredsnapper | December 19, 2007 at 6:12 pm
this bumbling idiot needs to be kicked off the planet..
xxx, snapper
Motel6 | December 19, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Don’t worry britney we’ll leave the light on for ya.