Britney Spears, Kevin Federline in the same room

September 13th, 2007 // 75 Comments
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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had an impromptu meeting yesterday at the office of Mark Vincent Kaplan who represents Kevin. The meeting was Britney’s idea. She seems to be in panic mode after the VMAs. People reports:

“Britney asked for [the meeting]. She wants to put an end to this public debacle,” says the Spears source. “However, Kevin [has] refused. He needs more money so he’s determined to win this.”

Court documents released Aug. 30 show that Spears’s income is $737,868 a month and that Ferderline receives $20,000 a month in spousal support but has no “net income after business expenses.”

Man, where do I even begin? The obvious one: Kevin Federline has business expenses? I don’t know about that. Sounds a bit suspect, but not really important in the scheme of things. He’s practically Mother Teresa when compared to Britney. To prove my point, yesterday was Jayden’s first birthday. While Kevin threw him a pool party on Sunday, my sources tell me Britney bought the kid a Happy Meal and a fedora “just like mommy’s.” Two minutes later, while stuck in traffic, she ate the meal, the hat and half the emergency brake. While it’s not safe to eat and drive, Britney had her bases covered. Jayden was driving.

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  1. MasterP

    First! That is some funny shit!

  2. angelalynn

    so is no one going to comment that at least half her ass isn’t hanging out? i mean this is pratically funeral attire for britney!!

  3. CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH

    Let’s kill Shitney and Fed-Ex and then give their kids to Brangelina.

  4. hegadeth

    Strong will. Made it past those racks of chips. Nice skin.

  5. Fuphdog

    $737,868 a month ???? Where in the hell is that coming from??? royalties? appearances? papparazzi photos??

  6. vItaly

    Yes Brit, that outfit is definetly less revealing than the one you wore at VMAs, but I won’t call wearing a shower curtain “an improvement”. Keep on trying, maybe that sack of eggplants will fit you better.

  7. Maya

    The face is ordinary but she looks clean in these photos.

    And I echo #5-Fuphdog’s questions.

  8. @5 Yes to all of the above. You would be surprised at how much money you can make from royalties

  9. LBoogie

    $737,868 a month ???? then why is she always in need of a manicure or pedicure.

  10. Robert

    give me a break Britney is trying to be modest by covering her cleavage, I guess her lawyer told her to do that to look motherly

  11. ssdd

    I’m actually starting to feel sorry for her……… She just can not get her shit together….

  12. Riotboy

    She can’t show her cooch in a dress like that.

    /oh well

  13. Where do these people get these dresses made from Grandma’s curtians?

  14. bui

    never live in California if you are getting married or a divorce, I recommend the Bahamas, otherwise scum like K-Fed will take everything, 20,000 a month for spousal support ? You know what I would do is give all the money away to charity and make make the bum get a job when my income is down to zero and he would have to support me ! after I declare bankrupcy

  15. woowoo

    @2, i so was!!!

    well, at least her bottom half. girl could use some shorter straps or *GASP* a bra.

  16. Being a douche doesn’t count as a business expense. How the hell does she make that much a month? Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

  17. woowoo

    p.s. love the bag

  18. KUFJ

    all you people need to learn about Royalties, that is how Britney makes her money these days. She still sells albums around the world

  19. veggi

    Is that a cute dress? SHIT! I think it is. A cute dress and a cute bag…….. fuck! Um, finally brit…….

  20. @19 Sorry Veggi you must be wrong. It did not get TT approval.

  21. veggi

    dammit.

  22. lili

    her body actually looks better than at the VMAs but thats probbaly cuz she is covering up. hopefully she can get her act together, im beginning to feel bad for her.

  23. Dr. Phil

    Christ, Brit. Kill yourself already. It’s what the public wants. Pills, hanging, a gun. Anything. You know you want to. Life isn’t worth living anymore. You are a joke, Britney. Kill yourself now!

  24. snood

    kevin is a total lowlife, a worse person than britney. you can’t find a picture of him without the shit-eating grin, doesn’t that tell you something? he’s not the good parent and i think he probably treated britney like shit.

  25. KellyC32

    now that is funny stuff! :)

    hey, i heard vanessa hudgens had a sex video leaked, anyone know where i can find it?

  26. Athena

    #23

    Yeah I thought she is starting to look a bit better.

    She has probably got anorexic after seeing herself at the performance if the fishes story is true.

  27. BunnyButt

    It’s okay, Veggi. I like the dress, too. And, certainly, it’s much more flattering for her figure than the stuff Britney usually wears

  28. Faggot

    Go K-Fed, it’s your birthday, we gonna party like it’s your birthday!

    Chubby little piggy
    National Joke
    The clown that no one laughs at
    We all just wish she’d die

    She sold her soul
    For a shot at fame
    Cathphrase and wig and the jokes are lame
    She’s benal and facile
    She’s a fat waste of space
    See her pug-nosed face

  29. Tamara

    Nice bag Brit…are the kids in there?

  30. norton

    740k a MONTH!? What the fuck is THAT?

    Jesus did I ever miss the boat not being raised in a trailer, becoming a Mickey Mouse Club veteran and then blowing some producer to become a lip syncing multi-millionaire.

  31. Marie

    Her dress is super cute.

  32. Hemlock Queen

    #14, 16, 24. True true true. I hate Fed-Ex. He’s a fucking bottom feeder, and used that poor half-wit to impregnate her and take her for all she’s worth. It’s not funny to treat people with special needs like that!

    And I agree, his “good parenting skills” are nothing but for show. He doesn’t give two shits about his first two shits. What makes anyone think this is different? It’s money he cares about, and that’s it. Fucking douchebag!

    Oh, and if you guys have not gone to Perez’s site, go check out the song Tori Amos wrote about Britney. It’s pretty damn cool.

  33. lambman

    she still has a monthly income of over $700,000 ? That’s almost 9 million a year! how, why, how?

  34. Hemlock Queen

    I gotta disagree TT. That dress is super cute. the dew-rag is not. She should just rock the short hair. Own her craziness and come out like She-Ra. But she won’t. Too many insecurities. That’s why she wore a shirt as a dress with her ass hanging out. *sigh*

  35. Mdiz

    Baah! No sloppy ass shots of Brit? WTF Fish? It’s almost like you are shooting for Klassy? (Class with a K of course..)

  36. Looks like Britney could use a little Proactiv

  37. Beth

    20,000 a month? Get a real life people! I could live off that for almost a year.

  38. KFed has a business? Oh right….it does cost a lot to dress your hookers in spandex and feathers before you send them out on the street.

  39. And I like the dress too. But not enough skull and crossbones for my taste.

  40. She’s such a douche. Really, can she just go away already? Her ‘career’ is over. Go home and, hmmm, oh I don’t know, BE A MOM.

  41. Ok, I do think the dress is cute.
    I just don’t like the material, but not enough pink for my taste.

  42. chad

    Man, you’re the funniest damn guy. All of your stories always crack me up – tree trunks, bustin on K-fed and whoever the hell you want to bust on. Great site, one of the best.

  43. Ok TT I’m calling her on the bat phone right now and telling her she needs to get the exact same dress only with pink skulls and crossbones.

    I’m also going to suggest that her next hair extentions be red wine. I know she wants to look like me, she just doesn’t know how.

  44. Hey FRIST…………….

    There is a new post.

  45. Yeah yeah yeah…

  46. dsa

    Apparently she doesn’t make over 700,000 a month with clean money. That probably comes before taxes. And if she is signed with a record label, and has a manager a lot of that money goes to her. I heard that depending how much an artists makes a certain percentage goes to that management and record label. Plus there are many more expenses.

    This money comes from her record sales, perfume, and anything else she has out there.

  47. !!1

    I agree with #46 obviously she has enough money to support her. Definetly. So “Money” issues. Is not the problem for Britney at the moment. Obviously money doesn’t give happiness…i mean look at Britney Spears. A wreck of course.

  48. Jac

    COME ON BRIT PULL IT TOGETHER!!! WE STILL LOVE YOU!!!!! AND U LOOK HOT, THAT DRESS IS BECOMING!!! SO :P TO THE HATERS!!

  49. shanipie

    Awwww Poor Fed-ex, only 20K a month? Say it Aint so.

    Thats Fucking 240 Thousand Dollars a Year here People, I know Heart Surgeons that make less. Whats he bitching about again?

  50. jenny

    Yeah, so she’s a whore. But I covet that dress.

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