Kevin Federline is babysitting his way back into Britney Spears’ vagina. The two are apparently getting closer together while traveling the US for Britney’s Circus tour. Star reports:
“The truth is, they’re falling in love again,” says an insider. “I don’t think they ever really fell out of love to begin with!”
Kevin has actually been gushing to his mom that being with Britney now reminds him of when they first fell in love in 2004, a family insider tells Star.
The family friend reveals there’s been “some kissing. It started when they agreed that Kevin would take the boys on tour. They’ve shared a lot of flirty moments.”
I hear he’s even going to ask her to the mall! NO WAY! But, seriously, I don’t see how Kevin could be reminded of when they first got together. A.) He couldn’t dance right now even if you told him there’s a bucket of KFC duct taped to his shoulder blade. B.) I’m pretty sure he needs a court order signed by Jamie Spears before he can get to second base – and there has to be a lawyer present.
OHNO | March 13, 2009 at 11:16 am
First?
ironcorn | March 13, 2009 at 11:19 am
second
Lip Synch | March 13, 2009 at 11:20 am
It amazes me that she actually has people show up to her shows.
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 11:23 am
Clearly, Kevin is so far up her gant you can’t find him in any of these pictures.
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 11:24 am
Clearly, Kevin is so far up her gant he’s not even in these pictures.
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 11:24 am
Clearly, Kevin is so far up her gant he’s not even in these pictures.
sushi | March 13, 2009 at 11:25 am
Jesus those are some fucking tree trunk legs she has. Howard Stern was right years ago when she was hot. He said she had stubby legs and would bottom out.
She had about 5 minutes of looking like her old self pimping some new fucking diet but you can tell she’s back to fucking frapuccinos and whatever else she’s sucking down.
JRZ | March 13, 2009 at 11:28 am
Of course it feels like when they first got together–she’s not fat and post-partum like she was the entire time they were married. DUH–it’s the Jedi Mindtrick
GuyHolly | March 13, 2009 at 11:37 am
feels like when they first met!?! huh, she must be off her meds then.
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 11:42 am
Stupid internet making me all repetitive and shit.
@8 & 9 – Now Kevin can try her again for the first time.
allan greenspan | March 13, 2009 at 11:42 am
Her ass is lookin’ spank-a-licious.
Jrz | March 13, 2009 at 11:49 am
More babies to ensue.
Deacon Jones | March 13, 2009 at 11:52 am
God, is that all that Brook Hogan does???
Lucy | March 13, 2009 at 11:54 am
if she goes back to that fat tub of lard, it will be the worst of all of her mistakes!
Jackson | March 13, 2009 at 11:54 am
#7
Tree trunk legs would be Kim Kardaskank and I bet Kim wishes her loose fat butt on her short dumpy body looked like Brittneys! I do not like Brittney’s music but at least she is trying to work unlike Kim who basically has no talent and is basically a celebrity whore and former porn star.
jt | March 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
really nice tuchis
lina | March 13, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Oh! what a nice love story.
ThatOne | March 13, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Tree trunk legs? Uhh women are supposed to have curves people. Brittney was sent to earth to destroy our brains with her voice but anybody who isnt optically challenged can see that her body is niceeeee!!!!!!
#15 This is sad. We have now stooped to giving credit to singers for trying? LMFAO!!!!!! Now thats a fan. ” Awww this really sucks but at least she’s trying. I think I’ll get those concert tickets after all” hahahahahaha
havoc | March 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Cankles…..
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Frank N. Stein | March 13, 2009 at 12:23 pm
I’d tap that ass into anal nirvana
lina | March 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm
She looks hooooooooooooooot!!!!!
RichPort's Ghost | March 13, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Zanna Zanna bo banna…
Jrz, jrz, mo merzy…
I really hope K Fed raps his vows when they get remarried, yo.
twitchy | March 13, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Ahhh Mr. ‘Fish- Thank you for that mental visual of Kfed trying to get the bucket.
Absolutely delightful/horrifying. Just like I like ‘em.
Sephystal | March 13, 2009 at 12:49 pm
NOOO!!!! and she’s doing so good.
of course he wasnts back in her life,
she is stupid if she goes through that again.
Sephystal | March 13, 2009 at 12:49 pm
NOOO!!!! and she’s doing so good.
of course he wants back in her life,
she is stupid if she goes through that again.
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 12:53 pm
and a hearty FUNG -WAH to you, Richport….
Max Planck | March 13, 2009 at 1:16 pm
He got taken at the roulette table. Needs more cash.
Max Planck | March 13, 2009 at 1:16 pm
He got taken at the roulette table. Needs more cash.
brunoo | March 13, 2009 at 1:39 pm
she looks terrible.who wants to date a crazy woman??i dont.he maybe wants her money
Jackson | March 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm
#15
lol!
What can I say? Brittney fans have bad taste in music, but I give her credit for being able to make a lot of money from her crappy music. I am not a fan of Brittney’s music, but I think it is great she got her figure back.
heyyou | March 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Britney is so sexy!I love her very much!. I just want to make sure if she has found a new date on”C e l e b M i n g l e. C o M “? I was told that she has a verified profile there.
LongDong | March 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm
That juicy arse of Britney deserves a big black cock. mmmMmm
sushi | March 13, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I don’t think she looks any better there than she did when she descended before. She still looks trailer, still looks out of shape. For someone who doesn’t have to watch her fucking kids and gets paid to look good she look like shit.
sushi | March 13, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I don’t think she looks any better there than she did when she descended before. She still looks trailer, still looks out of shape. For someone who doesn’t have to watch her fucking kids and gets paid to look good she look like shit.
joe m | March 13, 2009 at 4:13 pm
While Britney has been going through all her struggles
the past few years,Kevin has been a great father.
He’s almost a single dad,raising two sons alone.
At least two organizations have named him Father Of The Year.
Everyone should thank him.
vito | March 14, 2009 at 12:41 am
Hey #35…”Everyone should thank him.” ???
Why? Because he’s doing what parents are supposed to do? Fer fucksake, raising kids with love and respect is as easy as pie, especially when you have a large bank account. But loads of money isn’t a prerequisite. It’s pure bonus.
And yeah, young’uns can sometimes be a pain in the ass, but that’s part of their job description. That’s why they are referred to as “children.”
Of course, if you treat your kids like piece of shit hoodlums, guess what you’ll end up with…Ya reap what ya sow!
Oh yeah…I think Britney is pretty damn cute and infinitely fuckable!
gerard vandenberg | March 14, 2009 at 5:22 am
America need these ROLE-MODEL-LOSERS again, folks?
What_a_joke | March 14, 2009 at 10:25 am
Kfed a great father to the $$-tag kids, and can demand for travel expenses to be with them and totally forgot/ignored his 2 zero-$$ tag black kids???? What had he proven – seeking fortune by his ex-spouse misfortune? Disappeared from home during marriage, partying, golfing, womanizing away and then go to court seeking for full custody of kids after divorce with an obvious intention of a financial gain? He could not be bothered on seeking full custody of 2 zero-$$ black kids? Only lawyers without any ethical values can support such jerks!
If he wanted to be treated as woman, demanding for childcare and spousal support, change the kids last name to Spears. Only a questionable judge, lawyers allow trading of kids for $$$ and visitation rights, continuous extortion. Kids would be better off not knowing either one of the parent in such cases cos’ it will only be a nightmare for them when they read how their mum was harassed and humiliated in a court trial with weeks and weeks of continuous drugs, pyschatric evaluation and even a disposition that’s of no end as to the delights of their father and the legal team (an obvious extortion attempt – M$$ in legal fees and the demand of childcare support) till she was warded in UCLA and ultimately being held in a c-ship (family who only come to her aid probably for the sake of her assets that they all live off from her) to lock up her wealth, her rights to live as an individual!. Kids in future will only learn how to extort the same way with such a father!!!
Britney will really ended up in an asylum or like Anna Nicole if she continues with any future relationship with such a jerk!
Fati | March 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm
why on earth would she want him now? she’s hot again and he is a fat disaster. all she needs is to remember how he treated her when it was the opposite situaton.
jennifer | March 14, 2009 at 9:27 pm
She is looking great still. I hope she keeps it together.
fred flinstone | March 15, 2009 at 12:14 am
Now I understand why Brit Brit constantly has the crackberry in her face. She’s been using it to conceal her rather obvious nose job!