Britney Spears keeps it classy

August 8th, 2007 // 90 Comments

us-weekly-britney-spears.jpgBritney Spears allegedly spent a wild night partying with extras from her latest music video and ended up making out topless with one of them. Matt Encinias, a 21-year-old college student, says she invited him and some other extras to the rooftop pool at the Standard Hotel and then had everyone play a game of topless truth or dare. Drunk and easy, Britney eventually ended up making out with this guy. Us reports:

Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon, the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.

“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot. I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy. And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”

It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. “I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show,” says Encinias. “Britney was laughing really hard.”

She’s just finding random people to make out with now? I think we’ve passed the point of sad. And poor guy. Five years ago making out with Britney Spears would’ve been awesome, but now it seems like it would be terrifying. I took a survey of people’s greatest fears and making out with Britney Spears was number two, just slightly ahead of getting eaten by a shark.


  1. Oh yeah my manager said y’all can’t take this to the press

  2. Britz Spearz

    PLEASE STOP RITING THESE REDICKULoUS STORYS ABOUT ME

    How would all you feel if I followed every move you made and made up FAKE stories.

    I’m sick of the lies and I give up on humanty if you all you do is talks trash

  3. Helen

    She disgusts me.

  4. Britz Spearz

    And yall are just clever pretending to be ME and writing trash

    You know thats stole n identity and I CAN REPORTS YOU ALL

    Plese let me LIVE MY LUIFE IN PEACE

    BACKOFF

  5. #35 – Stop making sense.

  6. Nikki

    3 words:
    Education
    Medication
    Sterilization

  7. star69

    The headline on that magazine should read: “The night I contacted Warts and Herpes among with Hepatitis C from Shitney”

  8. CaliMama

    This incident sounds like a pretty good Friday night for an 16-20 year old– pretty harmless kid stuff. Brit never had the chance to participate in this kind of silliness when she was that age… sounds to me like she’s making up for lost time. I’ve seen it before in friends who “lost” their late teens/early twenties to early marriage, pregnancy, etc… sucks for her to be famous and not able to keep it out of the public eye.

  9. Sassy

    Dude…I know this guy. EEEEW! Now I have to think about Britney Spear’s nasty vagina everytime I see him.

    I honestly think its pretty classless to be talking trash to US weekly. If you wanna hook up with her fine, but don’t stick your dick in the garbage disposal just to be on the cover of a magazine where people might get the wrong impression about poor Jim Carrey.

  10. Lisa

    Dude, I get drunk and make out with people I don’t know at the bar all the time. No biggie.

  11. Italian Stallion

    If this dude was that hard up to kiss a whale, he should have just went to Sea World…………

  12. Valkyrie

    I have never, ever, seen such a complete ASS as Britney Spears.

    I truly believe that she’s actually stupid. Stupid wrapped up in fucking crazeeee!

    REALLY! I’ve only known one truly stupid female in my life and she’s in the big house right now for being a crack/dope whore who fell in love every five minutes.

    Now I have seen two. The world now makes sense.

  13. luvubrit

    DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE ALL THE SHIT YOU READ?? ESPECIALLY US MAGAZINE?? COME ON PEOPLE, GET REAL! ANYTHING FOR $$$ RIGHT? I DON’T BELIEVE ANY OF THAT SHIT THEY PUT IN THE NEWS ABOUT BRITNEY. YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF DUMBFUCKS IF YOU DO!

  14. By the way have y’all seen my shoes I lost them in this town in Texas but now I can’t find ‘em

  15. Bored Again

    For such a knowledgeable horde of whoremongerers, some of you need to lighten up on the ‘mothers shouldn’t have lives’ bullshit. She’s starting to look hot again anyway so I definitely would.

  16. my comment

    How did Jim Carey end up in the pool with her….??

  17. Crowd Pleaser

    I’d snatch that bitch by the wig if she tried to pull that shit with me.

  18. Alex

    hahaha was it like making out with a pork chop smothered in butter and beer?

  19. Willy Harden

    That kid is bold. If he was making out with her and the wig came off…..yikes

  20. Tessa

    Woah, that’s awful. Was this guy disinfected after making out with Britney?

  21. Are you kidding me?

    Ok, now it is just getting sad. i am pretty sure she is mentally retarded and it is just mean to make fun of the mentally challenged.

  22. lolol

    One of the possible symptoms of bipolar personality disorder is promiscuous behavior, BS is a prime example. Hope the guy went to the doctor for a physical afterwards, to make sure he didn’t catch anything. She is so pathetic and an exhibitionist. Since she likes to be naked, there’s lots of stip joints that would surely give her a new career since the old one is now washed up.

  23. We-Le-Surrender....

    Perpetual adolescence continues…

  24. Unforgetable

    I thought it was Jim Carrey too…maybe he’s related to him in some way…

  25. Kate

    “That dude may have a touch of the Downs Syndrome.”

    Now he has a touch of herpes.

  26. Ali

    i wanna see britney spears topless yahooooooo!

  27. Good post! It reminds me on a movie!

  28. i love cookies

    oh britney, have you heard of the eagles? here’s one for ya:

    desperado,

    why dontcha come to your senses?

  29. Puhhhthetic

    NO you don’t want to see Shitney topless. Horrible tits, pointing south and covered with zits and moles. gag.

  30. MiCheDa

    Well, another day in the life of a crazy bitch….keep blowing the money honey, pretty soon you’ll be knocking on Fed-exxxxexxxxxx door because you have filed for bankruptcy and have no place to live. The poor folks know how to live far better than you and we don’t end of with our faces plastered on the front of nation magazine with the words, Crazy, breakdown, or lonely next to the caption of our picture… Please, do us all a favor..

    1. Go raise your children to be respectable young adults, they will have to take care of your shaven head, worn out, rode hard and put away wet body.
    2. Don’t you have any one mentoring you at all?? Go crazy girl!!! look around you, there has to be someone..anyone??? Buehler?
    3. Give up some of your money to a charity, better yet, go visit one. It will make you realize, HEY!! life isn’t so bad when you live in a 14 million dollar house, driver 4 different cars, and have nannies for your two children because you are out making out with the frat boys.

    and last, I am an optimistic person, despite what I wrote, and I am not jealous, (seriously, of what??) just get tired of seeing all the bullshit about her, when we all want her to do is go home and raise her children. Most mothers go back to work when their children are in school, in the words of my four year old…”That’s a great idea”!!!!

  31. ***

    SLUT!!!

  32. Robert

    who will kill themselves 1st ? Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears ?

  33. anony

    omg
    so matt is my roommate’s ex-boyfriend….haha she’s flipping out
    she’s gonna give US weekly the dirt on this guy…
    HAHA

  34. MiCheDa

    Robert……..my money is on Lindsay–Las Vegas odds are on her all the way

  35. Lola

    2 words—who cares

  36. PunkPassion

    I can’t believe she is falling apart, and letting it happen. She is shitting on her carreer and one day she thinks she’s going to start over and we are going to forget??? I don’t think so that bitch belongs in a place far far away………i’m done with her.

  37. klo

    Who tell me the adress to see Britney Spears naked on pool :)!

  38. Kelli

    Ok, honestly, theres nothing too too wrong with a little skinny dipping with a young hottie but when you’re famous, especially when youre god damn britney spears, ya think you’d get it by now that whatever you do will end up on the internet or or on page six…hasnt she been famous since she was like 13? Girl needs to get a freakin clue!

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  40. dickspitz

    What a worthless Hollywood whore she’s become. Just makes me wanna rape Brit’s shit chute and force her to suck her filthy ass off my cock ’til she gags! Bottoms up bitch! It’s all you’re good for!

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