Britney Spears keeps it classy

August 8th, 2007 // 90 Comments

us-weekly-britney-spears.jpgBritney Spears allegedly spent a wild night partying with extras from her latest music video and ended up making out topless with one of them. Matt Encinias, a 21-year-old college student, says she invited him and some other extras to the rooftop pool at the Standard Hotel and then had everyone play a game of topless truth or dare. Drunk and easy, Britney eventually ended up making out with this guy. Us reports:

Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon, the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.

“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot. I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy. And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”

It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. “I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show,” says Encinias. “Britney was laughing really hard.”

She’s just finding random people to make out with now? I think we’ve passed the point of sad. And poor guy. Five years ago making out with Britney Spears would’ve been awesome, but now it seems like it would be terrifying. I took a survey of people’s greatest fears and making out with Britney Spears was number two, just slightly ahead of getting eaten by a shark.


  1. Geoff

    She could make out with Ving Rhame’s dogs for all I care.

  2. ced

    One day without this crazy whore maybe?

  3. ButtersBC

    Anyone else see that at first and think it was Jim Carrey?

  4. amber nichols

    don’t you think you are being a little hard on britney?

  5. veggi

    @3- hell yeah!

    You know, I am so happy that no one took pictures of the whorish things I did back when…. and when I say whorish, I mean fucking awesome shit maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

  6. Adam

    What’s so strange about this? I pick up guys off the street and force them to streak the catwalk every weekend. That’s just how life is in the city.

  7. Ok I don’t feel so bad about my life anymore

  8. jrzmommy


  9. Adam

    Sorry, I neglected to take a close look at the magazine. When I remembered what she looks like now, I vomited in my mouth. Well, it still tastes better than what I ate for breakfast. Once again, that’s just how life in the city is.

  10. Lovely

    ” topless truth or dare.. and “all i wanna do is kiss a boy” damn…. that’s some hardcore partying right there. I can’t believe the ATF didn’t break this shit up,

  11. N@ughty

    ok i said she’d get better before, but this is fucking dumb.

  12. Mick

    This guy is pathetic and a loser.
    Is he really so desperate for some time in the spotlight that he will admit to touching Britney spears??

  13. all dude got was to make out with her? If you can’t close the deal on this sad loney and drunk slut, then you got no game.

  14. Mick

    # 3. Yes! for a split second before I read the title.

  15. Christ on a Crotch

    OMG she’s a cougar and she’s only 26 years old.

    Wow, I feel so much better about all that cock for coke when I was 26. At least I got something in return.

  16. shnoobie

    woohoo! made out with britney! lucky bastard!!!

  17. What a piece of crap…I hope the bitch drownz?

  18. veggi

    The actual article says that there may or may not have been anal sex. aaahahahahaha!!

    I love her 5 dollar poker hat in the pool, and I want that guy to turn to us and say “smokin!”

  19. #11 you actually beleived that shit? Im giving her ten minutes until she runs down Rodeo Dr naked screaming “CROSSROADS!!!”

  20. ?I love it that zhe haz to juzt grab zomeone, anyone…a ztranger to get zome?

    mozt people have other people who R interezted in them, unlike her?

  21. Bite Me!

    How is this news? Is anyone surprised at this?

  22. He looks like Jim Carey

  23. Cornie on a candlestick

    @18 trust me, there was. Wherever the most bizarre, cynically-challenged, maniacal potheads are, Britney’s there. And wherever anal sex takes place, its usually Britney’s ass.

  24. I’m excited for her to be pregnant again.

  25. ??21??

    Did U get the bikini pic I zent to U???

  26. G MONEY


  27. Papahotnuts

    That dude may have a touch of the Downs Syndrome.

  28. #19 of course i did…then again, i didn’t. I mean ten years ago, i was a die-hard britney spears fan. now, I’m just a confused civilian with the hopes that she’d grow up, stop sniffin the permanent markers and return to the hottie she once was. but i guess making out in pools topless with 21 year olds and having the world’s worst dancer as your baby daddy qualifies you to become a complete nut. and probably worse…

    i woudn’t be surprised if she thinks “condom” is short for CONDOMINIUM

  29. gay4girls

    There may or may not have been anal sex??? How can she not know if she had anal sex? Damn, she must be as loose in the caboose as Texas Tranny. Or jrzmommy, even.

  30. Bite Me!

    @25 Kelli, No when did you send it?

  31. jrzmommy

    Now why would you go on and say some shit like that about little old me, G4G (29)??? You must be a troll. Because I don’t believe the real G4G would say something like that.

  32. ??I zent it lazt nite after I got back from the beach??
    ? maybe U gave me a fake addrezz?

  33. LL

    Wow, there are no winners in this story. Going public with making out with Britney is something you do only if you have no choice, like terrorists have kidnaped your family and say they will kill them if you don’t make a public announcement. Kissing Britney must be like kissing a really greasy ashtray. Yum…

    And Britney selecting extras from a video to make out with; good luck with all that child custody stuff, Brit. Humping random strangers in a hot tub (a hot tub, really? Didn’t the hot tub go out of fashion about 1992?) is the kind of thing judges really look for when trying to figure out which worthless-ass parent to give the kids to.

    I think “Topless, Drunk and Lonely” should be the title of her next album. I’d buy it just for that.

  34. jrzmommy

    I bet those lollipops she sucks on all the time are the Fentanyl pops. Mark my words, guys.

  35. zuzuspetals

    Who cares? Who hasn’t gotten drunk and topless in a hot tub and made out with a 21 year old college student? I’m almost 42 and I try to make sure I do that once a year.
    Britney may have her very own special reasons for being crazy, but I would think having every single moment of her life so thoroughly documented and sensationalized would be a huge factor. Would any of you like to be stalked and harrassed every waking moment of your day?

  36. Bite Me!

    No, why would I give you a fake address. Send it again

  37. Crazy Bitch in Room 202

    “Would any of you like to be stalked and harrassed every waking moment of your day? ”

    I am. Sometimes it’s fun…like when we do pretend Running of the Bulls or once in a while we’ll play Mardi Gras…..most of the time it’s scary. I lash out at the voices….not the little ones but the big mean ones.

  38. Hemlock Queen

    Hat’s are sooo practical while sitting in a hot tub.

    hah haha haha hah

  39. Crap Tonight

    I really really want to make fun of her, but its like picking on the stupid fat kid in class, its too easy and obvious, Britney will have to do without my insults for the day.
    Unless, of course, she does something really really stupid, but I’m sure that will never happen.

  40. Brit-Twit

    I like her smile on the photo.. Looks like too much coke! Oh and those glasses…

  41. lambman

    Well, this was funny then it turned sad, but now its come full circle and is totally hilarious again. I mean she’s playing truth or dare and making out with boys…a bit pathetic for a 25-year-old mother of 2, but all in all good clean legal fun. Its not like she’s getting dui’s.

  42. Annie Rexia

    Let me get this straight. He saw Brit’s titty tats and he is still alive to tell about it? If I would have seen those fuckers I would have dove right off the top of the building.

  43. Just sayin'


    It isn’t like she doesn’t want the attention. She could get away if she wanted too.

  44. Papahotnuts

    I hope she falls in a well.

  45. Sam

    If Jim Carrey’s long-lost twin brother meets Britney at a pool party and ends up donkey punching her, that’s a story worth publishing. This story is lame.

  46. hadhad

    So? a girl having fun, what’s the problem?

  47. wedgeone

    While this is not unusual behavior for average drunken college sluts, Britney went to rehab a few months back and isn’t supposed to be getting hammered to the point of stripping down & showing her teeny tee-tees & monstrous caboose.

    Especially when her time is better spent nurturing her children.

    When will she just grow the fuck up? Fucking hypocrite.

    #33 – “greasy ashtray” – so true.

  48. Hey y’all I really wish y’all stop talkin’ about me cause I’m a braneeack , freaky right last night Sean Preston and Jay-Jay told me weed was good for the brain so I smoked it and then I gave some 2 Sean and his brother and then K-Fed called and said to eat Sean and Jay-Jay but I didn’t cuz’ that’s just weird. Oh and………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..NOT FIRST

  49. flavio

    um, hasn’t this same rumor circulated about 8 times now?

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