Britney Spears pulled over to a Malibu beach yesterday afternoon, stripped down to her underwear, and then jumped around in the ocean. Because, you know, why wouldn’t she? This is basically the only way she knows how to get attention. She could tell everybody she was carrying a bomb and it’d be more subtle than this.
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surlywench | July 19, 2007 at 11:49 am
She makes Tara Reid look hot.
lambman | July 19, 2007 at 11:50 am
Save the Whales!
Camilla | July 19, 2007 at 11:52 am
this dirty fat bitch is better off rolling around in mud and oinking
jen | July 19, 2007 at 11:53 am
at least she’s not wearing that unitard paris is wearing.
Zoltan | July 19, 2007 at 11:53 am
I am really impressed with how Britney has settled down and matured in the last few months. I mean look – she’s wearing panties!
JoniB | July 19, 2007 at 11:55 am
Maybe her water has been cut off and she needed a bath.
pointandlaugh | July 19, 2007 at 11:57 am
she is so weird, but I’d love to find out what she’s like in the sack.
A | July 19, 2007 at 11:57 am
#5. lol
Donica | July 19, 2007 at 11:58 am
It used to be cool when paparazzi had to hide in the bushes to get candid shots of celebs doing private shit…but this?
This is just a crazy bitch with a camera crew.
Bern | July 19, 2007 at 11:59 am
This chick is starting to freak me out. It’s like someone roofied her and it lasted for 3 years.
Steve | July 19, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Hot, wet, crazy. My 3 favorite words. Boioioioioioioioioioioingggggggg!
Diana | July 19, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Eh,so what I would do that too!
I love the ocean and why not…if I was Britney I would do whatever the hell I wanted…she has worked hard to get where she is, now she is enjoying her life GOOD FOR HER!
GO BRIT GO!
Hamster | July 19, 2007 at 12:04 pm
thank god she wasn’t wearing a thong
Dizzybenny | July 19, 2007 at 12:05 pm
well she saw Paris show her boob in the water so she decided to wear white panties so we can see her lips.
this is so retarded it aint funny anymore!
Sebastien | July 19, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Silly bitch…doesn’t she know she’s not supposed to get her weave wet?
jmcma | July 19, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Trainwreck. Can I just see one pic of her without a wig please? pretty please?
havoc | July 19, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Hairy snatch.
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Camilla | July 19, 2007 at 12:09 pm
anyone else notice that her body’s muscularity resembles a midget’s body?
p911gt10c | July 19, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Seriously, she’s one pill away from just squatting on a public street and taking a piss whenever she feels it.
doomhammer | July 19, 2007 at 12:16 pm
I never wished anyone dead until now.
Captain Obvious | July 19, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Note to self: “Never swim there again.”
veggi | July 19, 2007 at 12:16 pm
I hate that fucking wig.
MeanGirl | July 19, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Ewww, cover that ass up!
Smoking Hot | July 19, 2007 at 12:17 pm
How long before the “She looks good for having two kids” comments? I had 2 kids and look a lot better than this. Something just always looks off with her. Maybe it’s her face? Her body is ok, nothing remarkable. Tara Reid-like tummy going on. She always looks like she doesn’t bathe much and probably smells like Cheetos and has greasy hair.
luxe | July 19, 2007 at 12:18 pm
i giggled at 19.
insanity, thy name is britney. sorry.
stephymz | July 19, 2007 at 12:19 pm
She is a fun girl.
Vicky from Uru | July 19, 2007 at 12:20 pm
She was celebrating that she signed some papers of I dont know what (its on x17)….. Still a very weird way of celebrating…
Soda Jerk | July 19, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I wanna see the missing photos after 10 and 15 where she’s sniffing her fingers.
p0nk | July 19, 2007 at 12:22 pm
“washed up” in every sense of the word(s).
ali | July 19, 2007 at 12:25 pm
i mean come on britney you could have at least tried to match them?????? tragic, the world has finally realized that you can drag any white trash girl into hollywood and make her into a plastic bitch. ive just never seen someone plumit downhill so bad, receive so much criticism for it, and still go on looking like that.
pickles! | July 19, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I’m surprised the pitbull didn’t maul her. Especially considering her legs look like giant sausages.
I want to see some video of this going down. What a mess.
All-Seeing Lord God | July 19, 2007 at 12:31 pm
There will be many harshly critical comments on this thread. And much secretive shame-fapping.
whoneedsenemies | July 19, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Looooooove that last pic
I did love the comment that they shut off her water, and she’s taking a bath. Classic
my comment | July 19, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I think that little dog of hers would be safer with Michael Vick.
woodhorse | July 19, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Adjective check Fish: TRASHY is Jane Pitt leaving Angelina & Brad’s Father’s Day party to go “visit” Jennifer in front of God and the nation(and then coming back to the party like she just went out for a pack of cigs or something: we could add STUPID). As for Britney, INSANE, POOR JUDGEMENT, DELUSIONAL, GLUTTINOUS, STONED, POOR IMPULSE CONTROL might be more appropriate.
And, yes, I hate Jane Pitt. Anyone who fucks with a yacht-heliport-submarine-swimming pool owner deserves to be hated.
redsonja1313 | July 19, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Brit, Brit, needs a man groomer !!! & eeew you can totally see her c-section scar in pic 7
Yo, fatties! | July 19, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Let’s go, fatties. If any post is worthy of all your “real women have curves” “this is what a normal woman looks like” “your critical comments are creating eating disorders” bullshit, this is the one. Let’s hear you say that this is what a woman should look like, and what non-gay-pedo men prefer. Don’t be hippo-crites.
whoneedsenemies | July 19, 2007 at 12:36 pm
34
That dog DEFINITELY has a better chance with BritShit
Miserable Bastard | July 19, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Now that her thoughtless actions have fouled the entire Pacific Ocean and killed every living thing in it, who’s going to volunteer to swim to the bottom and pull the giant drain stopper?
It’s a suicide mission, obviously.
jeff | July 19, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Seriously WTF.. I mean come on. Her body looks like a 32 year old man with gender issues.. She either is on antidepressants or needs to be. She could not be more desperate if she hired cameramen to follow her around… jesus..
Lux | July 19, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Eww! I wish that trash would stay out of Malibu. I was so glad when she put her house up for sale. Of course it’s still on the market…no one wants to move in because they can’t get rid of that smell.
woodhorse | July 19, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Pic #15 is interesting where those two guys are stopping her from standing in a pile of garbage and fucking that dog.
adeliza | July 19, 2007 at 12:43 pm
#3—
HA! Ha!
Britney's Nappy Weave | July 19, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Diana, apparently you’re a stupid douche just like your idol.
But seriously, I love this girl. Not because of her shitty music, even shittier dancing or her supposed talent. I love her because she’s stupid good fun. Watching her meltdown tickles my funny bone. Crazy bitch. You go, Britney. You go and do some more pyscho ass shit to brighten my day.
(Am I wrong? I know picking on her is liking picking with the kids on the short bus, but I can’t help it. Who’s with me?)
woodhorse | July 19, 2007 at 12:48 pm
#38 didn’t see your post before I posted.
#39 LMAO
Superfish | July 19, 2007 at 12:51 pm
This is a perfect example of what can happen afte a few drinks and 10 years of overexposure
mrs.t | July 19, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Why is her assistant/companion always prepared for the day’s activities whle Britney is either wearing underwear for swimming, wearing swimwear at late-night parties, or wearing a shorn beaver instead of panties? I smell a Federline sabotage.
Bag-o-fun | July 19, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I just love that her underwear are so low in the front that you can see her twice used c-section scar. So sexy Brit Brit – do you keep your penis in there too?
A | July 19, 2007 at 12:54 pm
She is getting her ass back which is a very good thing
#1hater | July 19, 2007 at 12:55 pm
since when does she wear a bra..??!! a totally contrived and transparent cry for attention…..pathetic…